19 Jun 2017 11:47:27
Received a message from a reliable friend of mine who works from Hampden park that we are looking at more Scottish players. He also confirms that Jason Cummings is a absolute Head Banger, wonder what antics he will get up to on the park.


1.) 19 Jun 2017
19 Jun 2017 16:56:06
Looking at, and getting?


2.) 19 Jun 2017
19 Jun 2017 20:44:53
1951 Have a look at our new strikers antics in a wrestling match with some Scottish professional grappler. Very funny but I'm not sure it's very professional to risk putting your back out whilst arsing around unless he's going to pay the club his wages back whilst he's out of action due to self inflicted injuries. Warbo and the club captain Cohen need to have a quiet word ( or even some loud ones) in his shell like ear about growing g up a bit!


3.) 19 Jun 2017
19 Jun 2017 21:45:08
Too right. acting like a big time Charlie before he's actually done anything. will he go the same way as pat? pato was and is a quality player with massive potential but his social life got in the way just like a certain mr mcgugan.


4.) 19 Jun 2017
19 Jun 2017 21:01:26
If you try to tame some players, you risk losing the very thing that makes the player that they are, therefore losing their effectiveness.


5.) 19 Jun 2017
19 Jun 2017 23:08:03
Utf why don't we just wave the white flag.
Were doomed with your attitude.
Not happy with the past, not happy with the future.
What would make you happy?


6.) 20 Jun 2017
20 Jun 2017 00:41:11
I have a suspicion it's a running joke for UTF now. Best thing the positive fans on this forum can do is ignore ANY persistent negativity - we've had a lot the past five years!

Here's to a clean slate and a promising season!


7.) 20 Jun 2017
20 Jun 2017 08:30:25
Cloughie bought some players that other teams wouldn't touch with a barge post. Just look at a certain Kenny Burns who was an absolute terrier but at the time that was what Forest needed in the team. So if we buy players that are not in the mold of an angel but as a little devil then WB has a plan so let's get behind him and not criticized the players that he is buying.


8.) 20 Jun 2017
20 Jun 2017 09:25:29
lol Stokey, that really made me chuckle, are we going to refer to him on here as 'Cum Dog' from now on? :)

Great to see players enjoying themselves and bonding, it's no worse than we used to do in our living room as kids! (Sorry Mum) .


9.) 20 Jun 2017
20 Jun 2017 11:49:59
Good quality banter stuff like that brings sides together.


10.) 20 Jun 2017
20 Jun 2017 14:44:33
Knowing our luck Mr Cummings and his left foot that can "open a tin of beans" will probably slip on the kitchen floor and severe his toe and take on the Matty Fryatt Number 7 role on the treatment table?


11.) 20 Jun 2017
20 Jun 2017 18:30:09
UTF. know any good jokes? 😋😋😋.


12.) 20 Jun 2017
20 Jun 2017 18:26:30
Mate I wouldn't care if he was sat on a chair, with two pencils stuck up his nose, with a pair of underpants on his head shouting "Wibble! As long as he bangs them in for the Mighty Reds!


13.) 20 Jun 2017
20 Jun 2017 18:50:02
Don't get me wrong fellow reds I wouldn't want to knock the spirit out of our "cumdog" just don't do anything too reckless and knacker his back or something! Mind you I used to wince every time Earnshaw did a somersault when he scored! We need characters in the team certainly! As you say you wouldn't take liberties with Big Larry and Kenny but Cloughie channelled that energy and notoriety to positive effect. It's called man management and that was Cloughies genius!


14.) 20 Jun 2017
20 Jun 2017 19:07:03
Rogie is there something we should know about? lol😆😆😆.


15.) 21 Jun 2017
21 Jun 2017 21:52:29
Very loosely connected to Earnies somersault celebrations and Jason "Cumdog" Cummins antics I was reminded of an old Police colleague of mine who I will refer to by his first name only Darren to spare his blushes, who was a laugh a minute. Apart from being a talented impressionist (his John Wayne was faultless even down to the Dukes distinctive walk), he was a natural comedian.

I remember doing traffic duty on Noel Street one Goose Fair afternoon when I heard roars of laughter and looked to see kids pointing and there was Darren walking through the crowd in full Police uniform but instead of his Police helmet he had a huge Police traffic cone wedged tightly on his head. He was saying (to general uproar) "well, that's the last time I try to give a 6 foot 4 bodybuilder a parking ticket! " He actually was selected to go for an audition at RADA in London and was doing very well until it came to the performing arts bit.

The other candidates were doing amazing acrobatics with running up the walls and gymnastic springs etc When his turn came Darren (who was of portly build) walked on stage, placed his jacket down, did a ponderous forward roll on it, stood up and in front of the incredulous judges spread his arms and said "Ta-daaa"! Needless to say he failed the audition. But in terms of laughs RADA s loss was our gain. A great guy and its a real bonus to have such characters in your team.