11 Jul 2017 11:37:14
I work at Birmingham Airport as a Chaffour, I was waiting for a client today when I was approached by two French speaking gents, they said something about Nottingham Forest and do I know where there bus would be?

Now as a forest fan I was interested to help and find out more. it turns out that these two were from Paris and had the phone number for the person at Forest to inform them where to meet them, but there phone sim was not English.

I called the number on my phone and soon was talking to another French accented chap, who informed me that these two are brothers on there way to Forest for trials, I handed the phone to them to sort out there lift Nottingham and after getting my phone back we said our goodbyes. later I wanted to make sure they were ok, so I rang up the chap again using the number I had used earlier.

I informed him that we had talked earlier, and was told that he had told them to get the train to Nottingham. We chatted for a bit and I informed him that I was a Forest fan, and out of the blue he said that he was Britt's best friend, and when I asked him if Britt was leaving Forest he said yes he is.

sorry for the long post but had to let you know. 1st Britt is going to leave. 2nd who were the French brothers going to Nottingham for trials with Forest. and 3rd who was the English speaking French accented person with whom I was talking. and 4th surly this was bad on Forest having two lads in another country unable to speak English and having to make there own way for a trial at my beloved Forest.

1.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 11:50:11
Aprils come early. 😂😂😂😂.

2.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 12:31:19
Same as the last one from chapstafari telling us britts moving up to boro while his missus goes to live in london.
Britts got a best freind now whos french with no name.

3.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 13:25:45
Matthieu Louis-Jean is a Forest scout, he's French and succeeded David Friio in scouring France. Could be him!

If it isn't entirely made up, that is.

4.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 13:36:24
Louis john be a bit old to be britts best friend though.

5.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 13:40:11
So when do we get the next clue to this gripping murder mystery?

My money is on Colonel Mustard in the kitchen cupboard with the maid and a candlestick!

6.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 13:45:07
I can see you've put plenty of thought into this red.
Good on the colonal, i say. 😀😀😀.

7.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 14:12:12
Sirsteve. I think chauffeur is the occupation. Kind of makes me doubt the rest of it.

8.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 14:17:20
If these "two lads from a foreign country " couldn't speak any english how did they ask you about the bus?

9.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 14:42:40
Was it bus, bus pees, parlivous bus.
Or brum brumm seeing as at Birmingham airport.
Don't matter anyway they caught the train. lol.

10.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 15:05:58
Any update on how colonel mustard is getting on with tbe maid in the cupboard? 😍😍.

11.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 15:40:07
I agree with creepy, if you don't even know how to spell your own job then it doesn't bode well for the rest of the tale.

Maybe you could have asked the French guys how to spell it?

12.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 16:18:37
Some people have got too much time on their hands and an imagination that runs away with itself.

13.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 16:19:25
The only part truth in that is that Britt may be leaving.

14.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 16:22:18
"Pleez listen kerfooly as he vill onlee say siz wance""!

15.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 17:49:31
Gud Moaning!

16.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 19:57:19
I saw this when I was "pissing" by the the airport! 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷.

17.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 21:15:50
I hock at mingeingham dogport and humped into shoe henchman who where on my way to nerdwood forest and asked if I spoke bull?

18.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 21:50:26
Think there's a clue in he works as a "CHAFFOUR" does that mean he likes to rub up to people? 😁😁.

19.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 21:14:51
I honestly think that is one of the best posts ever, I felt like I was at the airport living every minute of it. I nearly phoned up to complain that my chauffeur was late picking me up 😂.

20.) 11 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 22:11:30
I think a round of applause for sir stevie the "chaffour" is most warranted.
Great laugh on a dull day. 😂😂😂😂.

21.) 12 Jul 2017
11 Jul 2017 23:38:54
Clouseau has enter the roooom and opened the kitchen cupboard door only to find the maid with good old Roger! Mustard has hot footed it down the yellow brick road chasing the Colman!

22.) 12 Jul 2017
12 Jul 2017 07:40:05
The butler did it.

23.) 12 Jul 2017
12 Jul 2017 07:53:29
Allo Allo, gud moaning every biddy.
Will the story continue? 😂😂.