10 Mar 2020 17:51:29
Can anyone explain why people are buying all the toilet roll? I don’t get it?

1.) 10 Mar 2020
10 Mar 2020 17:58:51
Because they are arses.

2.) 10 Mar 2020
10 Mar 2020 18:04:05
Nor myself.

3.) 10 Mar 2020
10 Mar 2020 18:19:50
Because The scaremongers at the bbc told every it was going to be scarce, having bored the arse off everyone for 2 years with brexit, they’re now going hysterical over coronavirus.

4.) 10 Mar 2020
10 Mar 2020 18:21:07
I've been hoarding kitchen roll too. I'm not sure what that says about my diet.

5.) 10 Mar 2020
10 Mar 2020 18:21:32
People are persons and believe every sensationalised piece of nonsense they see in the media.

But I suppose when the apocalypse finally arrives they'll be able to console themselves with the luxury of having something soft to clean their anuses with. Strange bunch.

6.) 10 Mar 2020
10 Mar 2020 18:39:28
Thank f*** I’ve got a bidet 😂.

7.) 10 Mar 2020
10 Mar 2020 18:44:33
I,ve started saving my newspapers and crunching them up ,this is what happened !during the war!
As Johnny Cash said. A ring of fire !
👅👅🐮🌵🌵🔥🔥🔥
CARLO

8.) 10 Mar 2020
10 Mar 2020 18:49:30
2star you’re posh mate, when I 1st saw one of those in a bathroom, I thought it was a water fountain! 😊.

9.) 10 Mar 2020
10 Mar 2020 18:58:39
I don't know if now is a good time to mention this but here goes. Many men die of prostate cancer and regular collections are active at many grounds. A simple check with a simple examination band blood test confirms yes or no. One man dies every hour so how many die a year, lots. People don't have checks or even injections for prevention . Football has been running a program for so time now. To let you know l have had treatment for prostate cancer and hopefully overcome it and also suffer with atrial fibrillation, heart chamber problems and philosophical about it . In my first email to set things off l was being ironic not joking with all the stupidity of it all.

10.) 10 Mar 2020
10 Mar 2020 19:02:36
The word bidet always makes me laugh. When I was little I loved carry on films, it wasn’t until I was a both 16 (about age I realised what a bidet was) the reason why it was so funny to call a sycophant ‘bidet’.

11.) 11 Mar 2020
11 Mar 2020 16:42:21
Citizen Bidet haha and Camembert the big cheese! Quality

12.) 11 Mar 2020
11 Mar 2020 20:47:24
That’s him mate! Citizen bidet!