17 May 2026 17:57:12
Nuno going down. ?????

1.) 17 May 2026
17 May 2026 18:23:05
And, I quote, "Got no time for him," just a few days ago. ??

2.) 17 May 2026
17 May 2026 18:24:49
Obsessed. ??

3.) 17 May 2026
17 May 2026 18:39:42
You can think what you like. I will never forgive him for wrecking our season 3 games in and for throwing his last game against, of all clubs, West Ham.

4.) 17 May 2026
17 May 2026 18:51:59
Meanwhile the bride and groom arrive at Gretna Green, both looking magnificent. The registrar looks over at the groom and says, "Do you, Nuno, take DTP to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Nodding excitedly, Nuno looks so happy. ??

5.) 17 May 2026
17 May 2026 18:59:20
Wierdo

6.) 17 May 2026
17 May 2026 19:57:54
Funny though.

7.) 17 May 2026
17 May 2026 21:16:15
Hey???
I was married in Gretna Green!!!
Fantastic spot.

8.) 17 May 2026
17 May 2026 21:25:44
It is, Rogie, a very nice village.

9.) 17 May 2026
17 May 2026 22:17:41
They are preparing for their honeymoon as we speak. Apparently, it will be a short tour of next season's sexist sights. They'll start at the picturesque and appropriately named Toughsheet Stadium, then take a trip across to the LNER Stadium, followed by a romantic night at the Den. I can't help but wish them all the happiness in the world. ? ?

10.) 17 May 2026
17 May 2026 22:30:43
S****, the diamond only got one pub?

11.) 18 May 2026
18 May 2026 06:35:41
That's all ya need mate!!!.
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