05 Mar 2014 17:29:21
I pulled up behind an expensive looking range rover in Eastwood B&Q car park earlier and my first thought was. I'd better not hit it?

I was taking my seat belt off and lovely fit young bird jumped out.
I was checking her out because she was only young and had a cracking ass and I thought it was unusual?
Then this fella poured out the passenger side dressed in a track suit and I thought he'd seen me checking his missus out so I kinda just got on with locking the van?

I looked up and it was Darlow coming straight for me! Well not so much straight for me but more in a zigzag pattern?
He could barely walk!

No idea what Billy's been doing to him in training but I'm glad we don't have a game for a few days.
He looked like John Wayne right after Tonto had kicked him in the bag.

Anyway I didn't say owt because he looked in agony and would of probs told me to fk off after he saw me eyeing his missus up. lol

1.) 05 Mar 2014
05 Mar 2014 18:30:26
A cracking ass in Eastwood is VERY unusual

2.) 05 Mar 2014
A range rover in Eastwood is rare

3.) 05 Mar 2014
Maybe him and his missis reversed there rolls in bed before going to b&q.

4.) 05 Mar 2014
If he was walking like that I just hope its not some kind of injury

5.) 05 Mar 2014
Maybe it's because he had to pick the ball out from the back of the net so many times in his last few games!:-)