04 Jan 2026 11:59:30
One of my best mates is a West Ham fan. Has been all his life. I've just asked him I'd he fancied a couple of pints and watch the match in the local pub.
He turned me down flat.


Words like " Shite, no, that, I'm, chance, that mate and watching were mentioned but not nessessarily in that order.
It seems he's not very happy either, ah bless!

1.) 04 Jan 2026
04 Jan 2026 12:33:05
Great start to the New Year for me! I
I only fell out of my bloody attic putting the Christmas Decs away yesterday!
Landed sideways on the bannister (Not Gary lol).
Badly bruised ribs, as was my ego!
Told my Trouble and Strife I'm too old for this Lark!
???
Now I'm resting and watching a documentary about the Late and quite great Dave Allen.


Not good for my ribs, as I keep laughing!
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2.) 04 Jan 2026
04 Jan 2026 16:06:00
Bless ya the diamond. Get well soon bud ?.

3.) 04 Jan 2026
04 Jan 2026 16:52:06
Cheers mate ?.

4.) 04 Jan 2026
04 Jan 2026 17:33:02
That almost sounds like a Dave Allen sketch Rogie! Get well soon mate!

5.) 04 Jan 2026
04 Jan 2026 19:49:25
Rogie, I once got run over by a bus coming back from the off licence with a packet of fags, which just shows you that smoking can ruin your health!
I once stopped suddenly to avoid a child and fell out of bed!
Get well soon mate and be careful.