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18 Feb 2022 15:57:24
I'm hearing that the match tonight is off ( John Percy The Telegraph) and Forest have offered to play it tomorrow but Bournemouth have declined.




24 Jan 2022 22:16:29
Another statto snippet fellow Reds. We are apparently referring most fouled team in the Championship this season so far with 320 free kicks for us excluding offisides .


1.) 25 Jan 2022 10:52:39
300 of those are down to Johnson putting his hands to his face.

2.) 25 Jan 2022 12:58:18

3.) 25 Jan 2022 18:37:21
How many goals do we have from free kicks this season 🤣.

4.) 26 Jan 2022 14:04:06
Not many mate! 🤔.



14 Jan 2022 13:00:22
Source RobDorsettSky? A tweet timed at 12 11 today?


1.) 14 Jan 2022 14:08:16
Confirmed it’s on NEP website! DCFC th gift that just keeps on giving 😂😂😂. Might speed up the Buchanan transfer though I don’t think they’d sell him to us on principle. But beggars can’t be choosers can they?

2.) 14 Jan 2022 19:33:07
If we want Buchanan, and Wallace we have to offer around what their clubs want not insult them by offering small amounts.

Are they our main targets, or just players we are being told we want to look more ambitious.

3.) 14 Jan 2022 20:29:27
Derby are complaining that Middlesbrough have their CEO on the efl board now.



14 Jan 2022 12:57:17
I'm hearing that the sheep are under fresh transfer embargo after failing to convince the EFL that they can fulfil their fixtures., Reports of Rooney losing his rag on the training ground when told and Jagueika left because his contract runs out 17th January and can't be renewed? Anybody else heard this?


1.) 14 Jan 2022 18:48:51
Yes it was always going to happen Baldock has to go aswell as jagelka.
If boro and Wycombe get their compo then they will have to fold.

2.) 14 Jan 2022 19:04:24
I think we should have a wip round for them, this is the first fixture I look for when the fixtures come out as do most on here I bet.

Can you imagine how much pleasure we would get knowing we helped to keep them from going under and the stick they would get for it.



04 Oct 2020 08:53:19
From my daughter Sabris gone. More to follow.


1.) 04 Oct 2020 10:29:02
My daughter is NFFC Academy and Women’s physio, about to get on the coach to play Stoke City Women Kick off 2pm. It’s common knowledge, Sabri has gone announcement later today.

2.) 04 Oct 2020 11:52:10
Women kick off all the time not just at 2pm. 🤣🤣🤣.

3.) 04 Oct 2020 12:35:15
Love it ff79😂.

4.) 04 Oct 2020 12:40:11

5.) 04 Oct 2020 20:19:25
Haven’t seen anything regarding sabri being given the boot yet?




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04 Aug 2022 13:42:44
Could I recommend you all to read John Percy s excellent article in the Telegraph today called " Inside Forests £100 million survival plan ".
Amongst other things he says Lingard s wages are around £80 grand a week not the £200 thousand touted.
Also, like Cloughie, CooperMan believes in the personal touch, flying to Munich to see Omar Richards and meeting Jesse Lingard at a secret location in London with Mr Marinakos Senior and Junior.


1.) 04 Aug 2022 17:10:05
Sometimes it's not all about the money, I read West ham 127 k a week so guessing the personal touch works.

2.) 04 Aug 2022 20:43:48
Fact is we shown Jesse lingard R. E. S. P. E. C. T and went out of our way to show Jesse how much we would value him as a player and that obviously worked in our favour…………just sour grapes from the likes of West Ham and the football pundits, jesses probably a millionaire anyway so him coming to us had nothing to do with money, cooper and Murphy like clough and Taylor have got a great personal touch when it comes to signing players and player management……. this is why I believe Jesse came to forest, to be involved in the forest project and a chance to achieve something special when the odds are firmly stacked against us.
Us against them, so bring on the premiership big boys we will be ready and prepared, count on it.



03 Aug 2022 11:08:29
For those out there that doubt Forest are a big club, have a read of Andrew Bassetts ( BBC football data analyst) article on the BBC s football website. Stats say we are a top ten club.


1.) 03 Aug 2022 11:40:57
What’s he been drinking? ?.

2.) 03 Aug 2022 12:01:00
That’s due to “audience figures to our Premier League pages” nowt to do with club status.

3.) 03 Aug 2022 12:20:57
Stokey are you sure that wasn't
Mike Bassett England manager. Bloody hell Barb get a grip soft lad ??.

4.) 03 Aug 2022 12:52:29
I know it’s only an indicator comrades but it’s out there. Combined with our history it’s a fair comment. I mean whilst we’re not big hitters like Liverpool or Barcelona we’re not chuffing Bulwell Town are we? But take it or leave I know what I chose to believe!

5.) 03 Aug 2022 13:33:51
Balloons i'm still trying to work out what harry wilks rhymes with ??

6.) 03 Aug 2022 14:26:14
I'll tell you on live chat Saturday mate ??.



01 Aug 2022 20:40:35
Huge congratulations to England Women, a tremendous achievement! ???????
Did it as the team ranked 8 th I believe and beat the higher ranked Swedes and Germans on the way. The coach Weigman is a tactical genius.

Had to laugh at the commentator who lost it completely at the end. Something along the lines of " The whole country, in fact, the whole world is proud of England today "! ??
I can imagine large swathes of the UK, Europe and the World throwing their TV s out of the window at this point! My answer to them is have a look at todays headlines losers and weep for the talent you just haven't got!


1.) 01 Aug 2022 20:52:38
Ps Mary Earps who kept us in the game last night was born in Nottingham! One of our own ????.



25 Jul 2022 13:25:34
Pat on the back for young Surridge fellow Reds! Put off hernia operation ( and did extremely well) because Keinan and Grabbs were out injured. Only had the op the day after Play off final. We need that sort of team spirit and attitude. Well done for playing through the pain and doing a great job for the team.
On a historical note, hernias were the plague of Nelsons navy, due to heavy physical workload, absence of proper medical assistance and long voyages . It was called "Bursten Belly " by the crews.




24 Jul 2022 13:52:23
I remembered my grandads passing away yesterday. During the War he was responsible for single handedly downing 30 German planes. The Luftwaffe later said he was the worst mechanic they'd ever had.
In other , the lady who fainted whilst on the London Eye has come round again! ?.


1.) 24 Jul 2022 14:49:30
?? luv it stokey. And great post on billy joel mate.

2.) 24 Jul 2022 15:16:28
Stokey ??
Billy Connolly said that the Clyde shipyards helped out with the WW2 war effort by making bomber aircraft.
1st mission over Germany the pilot opened the bomb doors and the night shift fell out!

3.) 24 Jul 2022 15:20:27
Funny stokey???

4.) 24 Jul 2022 15:31:13
Stokey on about the luftwaffe, i'm sitting watching reach for the sky. The amazing story of Douglas bader. Still love the old films on a Sunday afternoon mate. Anyway done my walk today, nearly passed out ??? just no air. And i'm right on the north east coast. Feel for you lot inland. Weather is just unreal.

5.) 24 Jul 2022 15:50:49
Rutters mate ,hows the handicap going son ? You've had perfect weather.

6.) 24 Jul 2022 16:41:48

7.) 24 Jul 2022 17:02:40
13 now Bowie, doing more fishing lol. Tench to 9lb 8oz

8.) 24 Jul 2022 17:27:21
Enjoy life my friend, proud of ya ✌

9.) 24 Jul 2022 17:30:23
Erm stokey your not supposed to clap my end hahahaha?? class ?

10.) 24 Jul 2022 21:00:30
Bowie, "Ice Cold In Alex" is another classic.

11.) 24 Jul 2022 21:21:30
Sorry Bowie, misplaced and out of sync as usual mate. I love those old black and white war films. My favourite is “ In Which We Serve” Co directed and starring Noel Coward, plus John Mills, Richard Attenborough and Celia Johnson. There’s 2 lovely stories that Mills recounts about the filming ( in 1942). Firstly when HMS Torrance (based on HMS Kellly, Lord Louis Mountbatten s ship) is sunk everyone’s in a huge tank full of dirty cold water in the studio. Everyone except Coward who turns up in a gold bathing gown which he casts off dramatically to reveal a perfectly tailored swimsuit. He does a perfect dive into the water and surfaces next to Sir John and says “ Right chaps let’s get this scene shot as the water is brimful of cholera and sewage “!
As a result of this and other films Coward and the rest of the cast were placed on the Nazi death list should they occupy Great Britain. After the war the list was shown to Coward who coolly remarked “ My goodness, dear boy, the people we would, perforce, have been seen dead with”!

12.) 24 Jul 2022 21:32:26
My favourite black and white films of all time are “Brief Encounter “ and “Casablanca”. Humphrey Bogart as the laconic, world weary Rick Blaine has the best lines in cinema history. When the love of his life ( Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund, never more beautiful and appealing) walks into his bar he remembers the last time they parted.
“ I remember every detail. It was the day the Germans marched into Paris. You wore blue, the Germans wore grey “. Every line a zinger!

13.) 24 Jul 2022 22:13:18
You really are unreal stokey i swear. Total man of the world. Your knowledge is just beyond belief sir. You should be very proud of still struggling on ladybird books. Well not really. But my ignorance towards reading is beyond belief. My daughter buys me bowie books none stop even though me and the wife tell her i never read . Rogie the diamond I've never heard of that one mate. Sorry.One of my all time oldies favourites is Angels with dirty faces. And actually a better one. Twelve angry men.

14.) 25 Jul 2022 16:27:10
Rogie, “Ice Cold in Alex. “What a great film. Sylvia Simms just lovely. Whenever I m in hot climes and my cold beer arrives I always pause a second for dramatic effect like John Mills does!




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04 Aug 2022 13:13:15
Imagine walking around town with that name on your Reds shirt! You’d be chuffing arrested and out on the Sex Offenders Register! ??
Anyway I wonder if Mr M would be prepared to splash out for him? ?????.




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22 Jul 2022 10:18:19
Silva would do well at Dijon, he’s mustard! ??.




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15 Jul 2022 19:32:21
Yes Asterix the Gaul looks a good prospect and certainly gave the Romans a run for their money! ??.




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08 Jul 2022 15:59:38
Excellent analogy Wonky! ?.




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01 Jun 2022 21:58:49
Red mate, that was 4 years ago. He’s in the twilight of his career and a sick note. Waste of money imo ( though he was undoubtedly a great player in his time.





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11 Aug 2022 09:51:03
Cannon, talking about that useless lump Silenzi I’m trying to remember which old manager talked in the same terms about a fading Martin Chivers towards the end of his (admittedly illustrious) career. He said “ Don’t worry about Chivers, he won’t move out of the centre circle. If he does follow him because it means it’s half time! ?????.




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07 Aug 2022 11:30:45
Should have read the Saudis aren’t in it for a bit of fun. They’ll want a quick return for their massive investment. In fact I’ll revise the timescale to the World Cup break not Christmas.




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07 Aug 2022 11:27:53
Big Sam! For Gods sake someone kill me now! ???.




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07 Aug 2022 11:23:49
Good post and realistic analysis Rutland. We had 8 debutants. I kept thinking of the words of Springsteen s great song “Only Strangers”. Let’s get a grip and keep things in perspective.




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06 Aug 2022 22:43:58
2Star mate, if Newcastle aren’t in the top 6 by Christmas Howe will be the ex manager of Newcastle. The Saudis are in it just for a bit of fun.