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Matchday 33 - Quick Round Up

22 Apr 2026 17:08:42
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Matchday 33 - Quick Round Up

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21 Apr 2026 21:55:38
Could be worse. We could all be Leicester supporters. Couldn't have happened to a nicer club! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ₯³.

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22 Apr 2026 07:52:47
The flags in Skegmess will be at half mast today as Skegsjay and Balloons mourn the Bin Dippers relegation from the Pub League. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

As Stokey said, couldn't happen to a nicer club.

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22 Apr 2026 10:48:59
It's ok, "Leicester Larry", you can come out now!
🀣🀣🀣

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22 Apr 2026 15:47:02
Hey munmad, could you put your team selection out for Friday, mate. I need a good laugh. 🀣🀣🀣

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21 Apr 2026 21:43:12
Hope Chelsea keep Rosienier till the end of the season
We certainly have nothing to fear from them the way they are playing.

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21 Apr 2026 22:58:39
Points to be won there.

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22 Apr 2026 17:29:47
He's been sacked. 🌳

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22 Apr 2026 18:18:05
Oh well, was on the cards. Champions League or bust.

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21 Apr 2026 18:57:07
My positive players that have brought hope this season.
1 = Williams
2 = mgw
3 = Milenkovic,
4 = Murrilo, still plays dangerous btw for me.
5 = Dominguez probably done his best.
6 = Anderson ish, I say that obviously because of the situation. Always a shift, never a finish.
7 = Jesus = he for me opens defences.
We go again FTID x.

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21 Apr 2026 19:15:33
Missing big Matty Sels, mate. Whenever he plays, he makes great saves. 🌳

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21 Apr 2026 19:21:31
But hasn't been there much, bud. Hence my view.

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22 Apr 2026 00:14:43
With you all the way, Bowie, until No.7.
I don't rate Jesus at all.

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21 Apr 2026 17:24:17
Now that Cho is out for the rest of the season, I hope Pereira will draft in Jimmy Sinclair, and not use Bakwa who is not up to it.

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21 Apr 2026 16:19:02
Just off the main view on football.
My how jealous am I at Everton's new ground. Just unbelievable. Btw Moyes best ever for both Everton and Moyes.
But will never get the acoustics of the WFCG. We bounce off tanker containers.

Etc. Oi that's not me being sarcastic. We gotta move on f fs. Bigger the ground etc etc.
Just keep on talks but no forward admissions. Frustrating. And I'm a Geordie. But a whole hearted Forest fan. FTID.

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21 Apr 2026 17:05:05
Stay at the City Ground. Make the capacity 40,000. That's enough and can be done by altering the Main Stand and the Bridgford End.

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21 Apr 2026 17:25:37
What about Elliott at Sunderland for us, Bowie?

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21 Apr 2026 17:40:35
He f****** hates em, bud. Believe me. Will be all out bsered. πŸ˜‡πŸ‘

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21 Apr 2026 19:14:25
I read that Spurs are facing financial oblivion because of their stadium. It costs around a billion, and it's far from paid off. They will have to cut their ticket prices in half for the Championship, and therefore could default on stadium payments.

Wholesale player sales will be needed. If Ando leaves us this summer, we will have to replace him. That Archie Grey looks a player, imo, definitely worth looking at. And how about Dominic Solanke as a direct replacement for Wood?. 🌳

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21 Apr 2026 20:24:12
Only thing I got on Spurs, the old man was through and through. 😞 Never easy losing your old man with cancer. Bless him xxx. Cockney Ray, Geordie legend.

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22 Apr 2026 12:01:38
40,000, no way enough for a Champions League regular team and the biggest club in the East Midlands.

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21 Apr 2026 12:14:16
Ed. Could we have a poll asking how many points do you think we need to stay up please?

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https://talksense.uk/uploads/thumb_83465ef516bbaf3fc5d18c1981c94341.jpeg avatar{Ed033's Note -


Points poll

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21 Apr 2026 14:42:18
It's a great question, Gazzi. I've voted 40 points on the grounds that both West Ham and Spurs won't win 3 out of their last 5 games, mate.
I'm reminded of the lovely story of when the President of France and the First Lady went to Number 10. David Cameron, behind the closed door, was awaiting their arrival with his aides and ministers.

Nervously, he asked how many times, according to etiquette, he should kiss the gorgeous First Lady, Carla Bruni.
They all doubled up laughing when his assistant said "As it's Carla Bruni, as many times as you can get away with, Prime Minister.". πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Likewise our points tally.

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21 Apr 2026 15:03:46
Two whole points. ✌️🌳

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21 Apr 2026 15:15:33
I've voted 6 x points. Unless we get the brucie bonus of the cheating arab mancs. Who should be shifted to the isle of skye league. πŸ‘

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21 Apr 2026 17:09:49
We beat Sunderland and Newcastle. Job done.

Spurs would then need to win 4 of their last 5 games and they haven't won one all year.

We don't want to go into our last match against Spawnmouth needing anything.

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21 Apr 2026 17:17:15
Erm got to beat the north east munmad? Your sounding like dtp? You really think these are 6 x points

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21 Apr 2026 17:33:20
If we can't get a win and a draw from the last 5 matches, we don't deserve to stay up imo!
Average point a game, and we are on 41?

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21 Apr 2026 17:46:39
Stokey, we don't really deserve to stay up, my friend. We've been also-rans all season because of, well, the points I've said never gonna pull Big M down. But what a t*** this season. The rest, obviously, new signings are pathetic. And just no passion (cut it short, coz we all know). Still, think the whole lot needs an overhaul.

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21 Apr 2026 18:05:18
Bowie, that's crap mate. Semi-finals of Europa Cup, long-term injury to our 20-goal striker, and we don't deserve to stay up, absolute rubbish.

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21 Apr 2026 18:29:31
Munmad, again, I swear I don't mean to be negative, my friend. But you tell me, how much football you've enjoyed, skill etc this season? It's just been such a roller coaster of more downs than ups. I swear, I admire your following home/ away. (I could always lie if ya want me to).

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21 Apr 2026 10:02:21
For those of you who think it’s plane sailing now we are on 36 points, here’s a sobering stat. Rounding it down or up to the nearest average League position of our final 5 fixtures compared to our relegation rivals, it looks like this….
Forest. Opponents average league position: 8th
West Ham: 9th
Spurs: 11th
Leeds: 14th

It’s very rule of thumb I know (and takes no account of which teams are playing home or away for example and how the average position will change after every round of fixtures ie when Spurs have played the bottom club at the weekend Wolves, their average will fall).


As some on here have said it looks good atm but until the fat lady sings it ain’t over….

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21 Apr 2026 10:21:19
I've said a couple of times, Stokey, that we are definitely not out of the woods yet. Another 5 points at least in my opinion. Might be more after this weekend, because Spurs will get three points for sure.

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21 Apr 2026 11:36:36
We tend to play better against the better teams. We struggle when teams sit back on us.

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21 Apr 2026 12:37:21
We're talking about Forest here. When did we ever do anything the simple way? I think it will go down to the last game of the season.

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21 Apr 2026 13:55:46
Be done after we beat Newcastle at home.
I wouldnt back Spurs to get 3 points against anyone, the club has too many issues on and off the field to stay up imo.

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21 Apr 2026 15:26:03
You and them predictions dtp. Warned ya before. I actually wouldn't say we ain't got our own problems. 1= Big M, god knows what's gonna happen next. Pressure cooker.
2= Still no real settled side.


3= No real goal scorers.
4= Free kicks/corners etc still bad.
5= Vitor still not close enough to players.
Just a few. Far from negative. Say what ya see. I wanna see them fingers.

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21 Apr 2026 17:11:08
You got 1 point correct there, Bowie. Set pieces.

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21 Apr 2026 17:32:07
Ok munmad, the Greek = Mary Berry.
Goal scorers = mgw against Burnley.
Victor, for me, still guessing who's gonna put a shift in. Coz this lot, I'm lost, bud? Btw, that really is me not being vindictive. Just being honest.

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21 Apr 2026 17:50:11
Sorry Vitor, obviously.

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21 Apr 2026 18:27:13
I think we will be lucky to get another three points tbh.

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21 Apr 2026 18:39:21
Thank you, Vale, finally someone seeing the real thing.

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21 Apr 2026 19:07:06
I'm a realist, my friend, not a fantasist. Love to be proven wrong, and if I am, I will be the first to admit that I was wrong. But I'm afraid it's going to be a hard call.

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21 Apr 2026 19:25:17
How can it be realistic to think we will be lucky to get three more points?
We are on an unbeaten run and we've played City away and Villa at home during that run.
If we can take points off those two, we can take points off any team.
Realistically, Spurs aren't going to win three games from their last five and they need to.

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21 Apr 2026 19:39:01
Like I said, if I'm wrong, I'll apologise.

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21 Apr 2026 19:44:54
You dont need to appolagise at all.
But you will be wrong anyway.

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21 Apr 2026 20:42:27
Dtp, youve gone from West Ham going down earlier in a post to Spurs going down. You also said some time ago West Ham wouldn't get 6 points their way, past your prediction. Youre edging your bets now, Spurs, West Ham. We are well and truly doomed now with your prediction.

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21 Apr 2026 21:55:58
We won't go down, Skeggs, I'd prefer West Ham to go down because of Nuno, but everything points to Spurs going down, between those two for me.

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21 Apr 2026 22:28:51
Why? What did Nuno do to Nottingham Forest apart from get them into Europe, make them a great team, shut the pundits up, and prove you wrong all season. 🀣🀣

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22 Apr 2026 07:30:58
Ruined this season by carrying a grudge against Marinakis.

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Everton v Liverpool - A Quick Liverpool Perspective

21 Apr 2026 07:39:14
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Everton v Liverpool - A Quick Liverpool Perspective

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20 Apr 2026 22:05:46
West Ham dropped two points tonight. Good for us, and they must be worrying.

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20 Apr 2026 22:41:41
Tbh never saw West Ham beating them.
Signed a right dud in Pablo.
And Summerville and Bowen hardly got a kick.
Palace rested players, which is annoying.

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21 Apr 2026 07:15:59
Tits knot my fault your bone is up the theft mate??
DTP???
🀭🀭🀭

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