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18 Feb 2023 13:33:37
Bowie opened up today but I can't find him . Hope he's not been up to something dodgy. ;-)
18 Feb 2023 13:42:29
The bar tips jar was full better check it
18 Feb 2023 13:46:42
I'll ask Skegs jester when he finished watching Corrie omnibus in the snug
18 Feb 2023 13:58:08
(rofl) ok you lot heres the flier in the club for today. Which will be most. Goals or injuries
18 Feb 2023 14:00:34
Just been in the concert room and someone's nicked one of the curtains off the stage and letters have been cut out the bar towels. Mystery? Strange ? The letters are PAYPH BTAYHRDI YBBOB SNOROB
18 Feb 2023 14:00:43
Balloons the punters want to know how your cooking the tripe today.
18 Feb 2023 14:01:35
On the camping stove someone's knicked the oven
18 Feb 2023 14:01:58
(rofl) oi thats my son
18 Feb 2023 14:02:03
It's as if someone has tried to make a. flag ? Hang on a minute that's an anagram of Happy Birthday Bobby Robson. This is wierd ? Any body see where Bowie went.?
18 Feb 2023 14:03:07
Gone 4-4-1-1
18 Feb 2023 14:03:33
After the reviews they said your tripe sautéed in turps wasn't nice
18 Feb 2023 14:04:27
How ya doing mvred son
18 Feb 2023 14:06:17
I was hoping we'd be michelin starred not fkn tyre
18 Feb 2023 14:06:24
Ok Bowie pal, still coughing the green stuff up. Them sat in front might have to watch out?
18 Feb 2023 14:07:26
Bless ya, been a while now son
18 Feb 2023 14:09:10
That green stuff mvred ? Is it any good with tripe
18 Feb 2023 14:09:19
Ya coughing up green stuff MVRED and I ain't warmed the mushy peas up yet
18 Feb 2023 14:09:42
(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:10:37
Wonder if the tank will let skegs out his room
18 Feb 2023 14:12:45
Tell ya bolli and McKenna look fit
18 Feb 2023 14:13:32
There's a chap outside sez Skeggs charged him double Subs last match
18 Feb 2023 14:14:54
Skegs has got to take th curtains up and hem the wifes dress for bingo tonight then he's allowed to watch (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:15:03
Yeah he's from sky checking on our dodgy stick. Told skegs to keep him happy
18 Feb 2023 14:16:27
Heard he's got all the skill for that job 8=)
18 Feb 2023 14:17:17
Boooooo I'm bloody working till 4.30 bloody holiday makers leave subs till next week I need some extra beer money bunch of arsholes (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:17:19
Half time hooch reds (you will get this from your service balloons) red tripe (rofl) (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:18:34
I want a curry and a pint please
18 Feb 2023 14:18:38
Hi Di Hi Skegs (rofl) bless em
18 Feb 2023 14:19:34
Skegs turn the heater off, your losing tokens
18 Feb 2023 14:20:29
Cruel ain't . We're all watching the match and Skegs is judging the who's got the wrong trousers on contest at Butlins (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:20:38
Bowie start up your firestick now you might catch the second half by 3pm (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:21:31
Actually gonna do it now. Fkr runs off gas
18 Feb 2023 14:23:01
Hope all your firesticks break down and you can't get Internet connections faggots (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:23:46
Mine is on Sola
18 Feb 2023 14:24:58
Jester get some painting done we don't pay you to stand around chatting crap:-D
18 Feb 2023 14:25:34
Balloons tell skegs wife to settle him with a dog walk
18 Feb 2023 14:25:52
At least you'll be pulling (clap)
18 Feb 2023 14:26:49
I'm just off to rescue the world by changing a toilet seat boooooo
18 Feb 2023 14:27:05
Skegs (rofl) (rofl) One of the punters has lost their dog and it's down our street. Come and get it back . But it might take till 10 to 5 (giggle)
18 Feb 2023 14:27:53
(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:28:23
Our game isnt showing yet
18 Feb 2023 14:29:18
Arsenal what a game that was
18 Feb 2023 14:30:11
Skegs never seen a fkn kick last week and still had 79 and stevie hanging from the rafters
18 Feb 2023 14:30:22
On the way to the WFCG now. Hope the lads who post individually on banter/discussion threads, get on to the World Famous Live Chat.
18 Feb 2023 14:31:15
Well said mvred. Jesters there to sign them all in
18 Feb 2023 14:31:18
(rofl) (rofl) class Bowie but so true
18 Feb 2023 14:32:06
Double Subs (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:32:13
Enjoy mvred proud of ya
18 Feb 2023 14:33:08
Just seen sky 3 capacity on here today
18 Feb 2023 14:34:04
Do you want to swap mv I'm just changing a toilet seat ;-( have a great day
18 Feb 2023 14:34:19
Looking that way mate (sweat)
18 Feb 2023 14:34:37
Hope Johnson and MGW conjure up a bit of magic
18 Feb 2023 14:35:16
Wtf who said talk about the game jester (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:36:01
Don't let you hand slip Skegs or you'll be in the sh1t (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:36:19
Sorry woke and we've won
18 Feb 2023 14:37:11
Yeah skegs use your mouth, same sh1t different day
18 Feb 2023 14:37:17
If you want to talk football jester your on the wrong site. This is piss takers.com
18 Feb 2023 14:37:20
(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:37:47
Great now I after go fix a window apparently it won't close. My answer is don't bloody open it it's not summer nothing a couple of six inch screws won't cure I will screw it closed (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:38:21
(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:38:39
(rofl) yeeee haaaa
18 Feb 2023 14:39:00
Bronco Skegs
18 Feb 2023 14:39:23
It's always summer in Skeggy
18 Feb 2023 14:40:30
Will my window shut now Mr Skegs.
18 Feb 2023 14:40:47
The hell it will (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:40:54
Balloons games not coming up we on bt or something
18 Feb 2023 14:41:32
Just look mate . Have you done an update in settings
18 Feb 2023 14:41:59
Yeah mate 3 times now
18 Feb 2023 14:42:09
Now sports 1
18 Feb 2023 14:42:14
Got to take window out and replace hinges bloody hell that's my next hour done I hate everyone
18 Feb 2023 14:43:02
Groundsman as pulled up injured Arter as come on
18 Feb 2023 14:43:14
Yet skegs will come on posting kick for kick
18 Feb 2023 14:43:14
(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:43:49
(rofl) jester
18 Feb 2023 14:44:34
That's £200 per blade of grass(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:45:34
You must be on a different frame to me Bowie . I've got all the club badges on ELP channel and you just click onto the forest badge to get the match mate
18 Feb 2023 14:47:12
It's finally on mate was getting worried, but ty x
18 Feb 2023 14:48:51
Jason lee looks good
18 Feb 2023 14:49:05
If Forest win today Jester will paint the town magnolia tonight
18 Feb 2023 14:49:24
(rofl) Lee(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:49:28
(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:51:36
Magnolia is he another Brazilian?
18 Feb 2023 14:51:56
He can dribble
18 Feb 2023 14:53:15
Just opened my bilitong balloons luv it
18 Feb 2023 14:53:51
Its wagyu biltong
18 Feb 2023 14:56:35
Ya can see whats gonna happen. Some poor fkrs gonna have a bog seat as a window frame
18 Feb 2023 14:56:40
Amazon has just delivered a Ninja Foodi for Balloons in the Kitchen
18 Feb 2023 14:57:21
(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 14:59:42
Poor old Skegs that's so funny Bowie (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:00:12
There no bloody plug on it jester
18 Feb 2023 15:00:47
It's got a sola panel
18 Feb 2023 15:01:14
Oh noooooo
18 Feb 2023 15:01:31
Sorry spilt me tea
18 Feb 2023 15:01:58
Atsu bless him
18 Feb 2023 15:03:37
I aaked the greek to have live chat club as its sponsor not having it
18 Feb 2023 15:04:14
Fat oaf sod him
18 Feb 2023 15:04:51
(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:06:46
Fck off city
18 Feb 2023 15:07:39
Refs gotta start booking them in his face
18 Feb 2023 15:08:23
Aurier wtf
18 Feb 2023 15:08:37
3 buses in the car park(facepalm)
18 Feb 2023 15:09:07
Im ok with it tbh jester
18 Feb 2023 15:09:20
Get em in front of the goal mouth
18 Feb 2023 15:09:30
Are they parked
18 Feb 2023 15:10:27
Skeggs is changing a tyre
18 Feb 2023 15:11:00
Class Jester (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:11:23
I heard he clamped it with a bog seat
18 Feb 2023 15:12:08
He's looking a bit flushed
18 Feb 2023 15:12:41
Hes a loo ny toon
18 Feb 2023 15:13:10
What's up doc(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:15:17
More tripe for us i say (giggle)
18 Feb 2023 15:16:12
91% possession rediculous
18 Feb 2023 15:16:47
I know i was expecting 99%
18 Feb 2023 15:17:46
(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:18:50
Just gotta stop that early goal mate
18 Feb 2023 15:20:18
City have put up 3 tent's on edge of box
18 Feb 2023 15:21:52
Ref won't give us anything
18 Feb 2023 15:23:04
Neither will anyone else, only 3 of us (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:23:12
It's the rope a dope tactics . Gonna let em have it in a minute (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:24:21
Yea hope ya like well done tripe
18 Feb 2023 15:24:46
Hey 5 minutes gone no goals im happy
18 Feb 2023 15:25:12
(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:25:42
I'm just having my 4 o'clock coffee
18 Feb 2023 15:26:07
Irish jester ?
18 Feb 2023 15:26:55
Be Jabers yes
18 Feb 2023 15:26:59
Some fkn hospital passes from us
18 Feb 2023 15:27:39
Are we on strike as well
18 Feb 2023 15:27:54
(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:28:58
Joking when did ya see a forest player strike
18 Feb 2023 15:29:44
Hopefully we will Kick that habit
18 Feb 2023 15:30:09
In their net
18 Feb 2023 15:30:56
Gooners will all be watching this (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:32:15
What's going on 10 percent possession u having a laugh bet that 10 percent is goalie (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:32:44
At least we ain't losing 24 nil (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:33:25
Jester said you just clamped our parked bus with a bog seat skegs
18 Feb 2023 15:33:47
The tripe Wellington is nearly ready. Awful smell of burnt rubber tho..... Strange I followed the recipe from Alan Tichmarch masterclass to the letter
18 Feb 2023 15:34:40
Thought it was a la carte this week balloons such a let down
18 Feb 2023 15:34:50
Tripe Wellington ahahahahah fkn love the club
18 Feb 2023 15:35:09
The Ninja killed it
18 Feb 2023 15:35:16
No wonder we getting bad reputation at this club(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:35:25
Horse and cart Skegs
18 Feb 2023 15:35:53
2 stars on Tripadvisor
18 Feb 2023 15:36:12
I put wax on jester then wax off Daniel son (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:36:13
How fkn lucky have we been
18 Feb 2023 15:36:47
Balloons on tripeadvisor
18 Feb 2023 15:37:53
Had 4 till they clocked the door man and the decor(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:38:45
Heads up we might have a rush half time. Mvred might come on so put the heater on
18 Feb 2023 15:39:17
When the inevitable happens and they score then what
18 Feb 2023 15:39:38
We score
18 Feb 2023 15:41:41
Nooooo
18 Feb 2023 15:42:02
I've sorted the City half time snack for the players Chateau beyond. Loads of black pudding in that'll slow the fks down second half
18 Feb 2023 15:44:10
Actually happy with just the one goal does that sound wrong
18 Feb 2023 15:44:27
Boooooo I hate man City
18 Feb 2023 15:44:37
And thatcher
18 Feb 2023 15:44:49
And work
18 Feb 2023 15:45:14
Shame we didn't make it to halftime
18 Feb 2023 15:45:21
(rofl) I've actually been laughing at your thatcher
18 Feb 2023 15:46:05
Well that's the first half nearly done I watched every kick better translate that on to banter site :-D
18 Feb 2023 15:46:24
Fkn minute silence taken a while
18 Feb 2023 15:46:39
(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:46:51
(rofl) skegs
18 Feb 2023 15:49:04
Let me have it Skegs(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:49:37
Bloody forest letting me down in accumulator I hate Billy Davies
18 Feb 2023 15:49:55
Jester redhotred has been at the door 45 minutes told ya to sign him in
18 Feb 2023 15:50:35
Thought he was the Amazon man
18 Feb 2023 15:50:46
Redhots a loner leave him where he bloody his hope it's freezing out there (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:51:32
Jesters on irish coffees he forgets to put alcohol in them
18 Feb 2023 15:52:10
(rofl) skegs
18 Feb 2023 15:52:42
I'm not going to put any negative or bad comments on banter site today
18 Feb 2023 15:53:06
Turps in my coffee
18 Feb 2023 15:53:23
Yea ok Skegs (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:53:48
Skegsjay (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:53:55
Were still in this you lot only a goal
18 Feb 2023 15:54:02
I will wait till I've had a few Stella's and do it tonight (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:54:08
(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:54:22
I'll start ya off
18 Feb 2023 15:54:39
(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:55:04
Tactics attack get worral in goal run out keeper
18 Feb 2023 15:55:48
Tactics everyone in dressing room sink 8 Stella's at half time
18 Feb 2023 15:56:05
Navas to dribble all the pitch and slot 1 in
18 Feb 2023 15:56:22
That was cloughs (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:57:00
Yep he knew how to treat his players (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 15:59:54
Balloons that tripe tastes like ****e your sacked jester run down McDonald's for me :-D
18 Feb 2023 16:00:08
Balloons three tripe one sweet and sour one thai and one sautéed
18 Feb 2023 16:00:48
Another bloody job I hate thatcher and Tony blair
18 Feb 2023 16:01:11
(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 16:04:13
Chinky ready lads . Sweet & sour liver and special cow mein
18 Feb 2023 16:04:42
Sheep dip curry
18 Feb 2023 16:09:33
Any of our injuries curried balloons?
18 Feb 2023 16:11:15
I see redhotred has went solo again (rofl) fkn legend
18 Feb 2023 16:11:58
Biancone Bhuna lads
18 Feb 2023 16:12:39
(rofl) hahahaha
18 Feb 2023 16:13:30
Row Z what a twat
18 Feb 2023 16:13:48
Gibbs white wtf was that
18 Feb 2023 16:15:33
Gonna nip to the bar. Fkn chocka (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 16:15:34
Can't believe the scores elsewhere bas££d
18 Feb 2023 16:17:51
Colback done his bit reds
18 Feb 2023 16:17:52
I know bowie it's one deep
18 Feb 2023 16:18:07
Just putting the Bovril
18 Feb 2023 16:18:14
On
18 Feb 2023 16:19:23
You want a jester irish coffee balloons? Or something with alcohol
18 Feb 2023 16:20:44
Thats bitumen for the leaking roof not Bovril you daft sod
18 Feb 2023 16:21:10
He can have a Blackadder the forth coffee
18 Feb 2023 16:21:18
(rofl)
18 Feb 2023 16:22:15
I know but you might not like it balloons, but ur mar mite
18 Feb 2023 16:23:18
Is that tumble weed ? (rofl)
18 Feb 2023 16:23:38
Cheating fkn wan#ers
18 Feb 2023 16:24:19
Yeah i smoke everything
18 Feb 2023 16:25:29
Go on worral son
18 Feb 2023 16:25:45
Harland's crap
18 Feb 2023 16:25:49
Cheating barstool
18 Feb 2023 16:26:32
Glad we got wood and not harland
18 Feb 2023 16:26:39
Navas Navas
18 Feb 2023 16:26:55
Wtf hahahaha
18 Feb 2023 16:27:29
Fkn luv navas
18 Feb 2023 16:30:09
Ok im off to watch the end enjoy reds x
18 Feb 2023 16:30:10
Me to Bowie nice with duchess potatoes. I'll do it next week
18 Feb 2023 16:30:36
I'll lock up
18 Feb 2023 16:31:03
Hahahaha luv it balloons take care you two x
18 Feb 2023 16:32:32
(clap)
18 Feb 2023 16:42:17
Yessssdd
18 Feb 2023 16:44:01
An empty club ....... and woods scored.
18 Feb 2023 16:44:56
This bar doesn’t even sell hobgoblin ..........
18 Feb 2023 16:47:02
I can send out for some
18 Feb 2023 17:02:00
(rofl) jester COYR good ta see ya moulder
18 Feb 2023 17:05:35
Ya left me on my own I want more beer tokens
18 Feb 2023 17:06:19
Nice. Used to be cheaper in Tesco. Don’t fridge it. Room temp only. Cheers RedJester.
18 Feb 2023 17:06:52
The pleasure is mine glad to see you
18 Feb 2023 17:09:29
Son-in-law watching Eastwood town Larry loud there told him to get his boots on:-(
18 Feb 2023 17:10:17
Lloyd

 

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