20 Sep 2025 14:29:07
COYR
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20 Sep 2025 14:39:19
Get Worrell on (rofl)
Get Worrell on (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 14:53:47
Morato boooooo
Morato boooooo
20 Sep 2025 15:04:04
Fuck me lol
Fuck me lol
20 Sep 2025 15:04:13
Coyrs
Coyrs
20 Sep 2025 15:06:16
Worrells fault (rofl)
Worrells fault (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:06:48
COYR
COYR
20 Sep 2025 15:06:59
easy win today, now we are allowed to attack
easy win today, now we are allowed to attack
20 Sep 2025 15:07:02
We always play well when there's no Geordies on live chat
We always play well when there's no Geordies on live chat
20 Sep 2025 15:07:20
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:07:24
4 1 Burnley lol
4 1 Burnley lol
20 Sep 2025 15:07:44
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:07:51
stick a tenner on that and ou'd win a grand
stick a tenner on that and ou'd win a grand
20 Sep 2025 15:09:05
Morata howler due (rofl)
Morata howler due (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:09:38
Who's that sponsor butlins ?
Who's that sponsor butlins ?
20 Sep 2025 15:10:25
The Butlins groper, it's you ??
The Butlins groper, it's you ??
20 Sep 2025 15:10:48
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:11:29
I've ordered the 2nd & 3rd kit £13 each.
I've ordered the 2nd & 3rd kit £13 each.
20 Sep 2025 15:11:53
My winter fuel allowance will pay for it (rofl)
My winter fuel allowance will pay for it (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:12:02
Nice one , skegs shop i take it
Nice one , skegs shop i take it
20 Sep 2025 15:12:15
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:12:45
Gateshead shop lifters.com
Gateshead shop lifters.com
20 Sep 2025 15:13:58
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:15:12
Hope jesters heart thing went ok
Hope jesters heart thing went ok
20 Sep 2025 15:15:35
He's a tough un that lad
He's a tough un that lad
20 Sep 2025 15:16:13
He is bud
He is bud
20 Sep 2025 15:16:36
Doesn't talk to skegs
Doesn't talk to skegs
20 Sep 2025 15:16:40
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:18:39
Who does (rofl)
Who does (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:18:59
Is it 1-1 yet just need dtp to come on now and put the curse on forest (rofl)
Is it 1-1 yet just need dtp to come on now and put the curse on forest (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:19:16
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:19:35
He's fishing in his pond
He's fishing in his pond
20 Sep 2025 15:19:53
Dressed up as a gnome (rofl)
Dressed up as a gnome (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:20:04
He's with his blow up doll of a bloke (rofl)
He's with his blow up doll of a bloke (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:20:42
Sexy Starmer model (rofl)
Sexy Starmer model (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:21:36
I'm saying nowt already told me to fck off
I'm saying nowt already told me to fck off
20 Sep 2025 15:21:41
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:21:59
Ffs
Ffs
20 Sep 2025 15:22:08
He had every right to cause your a geordie (rofl)
He had every right to cause your a geordie (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:22:27
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:22:46
Told you ?
Told you ?
20 Sep 2025 15:22:46
Fkn joke defending that
Fkn joke defending that
20 Sep 2025 15:22:57
4-1
4-1
20 Sep 2025 15:24:48
I won't say that on the banter site I told you so(rofl)
I won't say that on the banter site I told you so(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:25:49
Scott Parker 8=) knew i should av took skegs tip
Scott Parker 8=) knew i should av took skegs tip
20 Sep 2025 15:25:57
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:26:58
Get wood on
Get wood on
20 Sep 2025 15:28:40
Wood gets no service now elangas gone
Wood gets no service now elangas gone
20 Sep 2025 15:35:07
Wood? FFS!
Wood? FFS!
20 Sep 2025 15:35:12
Sitter
Sitter
20 Sep 2025 15:35:18
Jesus would have buried that!
Jesus would have buried that!
20 Sep 2025 15:35:39
Yup
Yup
20 Sep 2025 15:36:04
Awoniyi would have buried that (rofl)
Awoniyi would have buried that (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:36:15
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:36:35
And mgw
And mgw
20 Sep 2025 15:36:39
Get MGW on
Get MGW on
20 Sep 2025 15:36:40
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:37:09
Wood's dropped if he doesn't score now. Simple as that
Wood's dropped if he doesn't score now. Simple as that
20 Sep 2025 15:37:41
Seems to be struggling this season.
Seems to be struggling this season.
20 Sep 2025 15:37:43
Looks like we're relying on williams again
Looks like we're relying on williams again
20 Sep 2025 15:37:49
:-S
:-S
20 Sep 2025 15:37:53
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:38:19
Just like Butlins rely on Skegs (rofl)
Just like Butlins rely on Skegs (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:38:48
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:39:07
Wood or Plastic (rofl)
Wood or Plastic (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:39:42
(rofl) (rofl) (rofl)
(rofl) (rofl) (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:40:15
It's all designer balloons
It's all designer balloons
20 Sep 2025 15:40:41
Completely dminating this but no point if we can't score
Completely dminating this but no point if we can't score
20 Sep 2025 15:41:28
FFS!
FFS!
20 Sep 2025 15:41:43
I liked his dhali falling clock bog seat the best
I liked his dhali falling clock bog seat the best
20 Sep 2025 15:41:52
Put the ****ing ball in the net you waste of money
Put the ****ing ball in the net you waste of money
20 Sep 2025 15:42:41
How is Jesus not starting this game. FFS!
How is Jesus not starting this game. FFS!
20 Sep 2025 15:43:11
I'm already getting annoyed with team selections (swear)
I'm already getting annoyed with team selections (swear)
20 Sep 2025 15:43:24
Exactly, looking at that pitch he can walk on water
Exactly, looking at that pitch he can walk on water
20 Sep 2025 15:44:32
Wood and MGW need to prove me wrong. Come on you wasters, earn your £££ (swear)
Wood and MGW need to prove me wrong. Come on you wasters, earn your £££ (swear)
20 Sep 2025 15:44:58
MGW is so ****e this season
MGW is so ****e this season
20 Sep 2025 15:45:26
Not that good
Not that good
20 Sep 2025 15:45:39
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:46:20
Glad I'm changing a bog seat . Sounds like more fun than watching this ****e
Glad I'm changing a bog seat . Sounds like more fun than watching this ****e
20 Sep 2025 15:47:27
Need a hand skegs ? Balloons is good with a plunger
Need a hand skegs ? Balloons is good with a plunger
20 Sep 2025 15:47:45
I'm going down the ship to get hammered £2.99 a pint (rock)
I'm going down the ship to get hammered £2.99 a pint (rock)
20 Sep 2025 15:47:58
Gibbs off wood off
Gibbs off wood off
20 Sep 2025 15:48:14
Defo
Defo
20 Sep 2025 15:48:14
Agreed skegs
Agreed skegs
20 Sep 2025 15:48:30
Tight rich ****ing pensioners
Tight rich ****ing pensioners
20 Sep 2025 15:48:35
wish I was in the ship inn right now. I'm going to crack some booze, F it
wish I was in the ship inn right now. I'm going to crack some booze, F it
20 Sep 2025 15:49:14
Very unlucky with that last free kick burnley , beuty
Very unlucky with that last free kick burnley , beuty
20 Sep 2025 15:49:40
He won't tho. We've got Belgium bucket bangers Wednesday. The big one
He won't tho. We've got Belgium bucket bangers Wednesday. The big one
20 Sep 2025 15:50:17
Hope everything is , well little easier for ya cyclist
Hope everything is , well little easier for ya cyclist
20 Sep 2025 15:51:22
basically, she's on end of life care... Not long now. Been a tough year or so.
basically, she's on end of life care... Not long now. Been a tough year or so.
20 Sep 2025 15:51:48
when this is over, I need a holiday badly
when this is over, I need a holiday badly
20 Sep 2025 15:51:53
Bless ya my friend
Bless ya my friend
20 Sep 2025 15:52:33
cheers Bowie. Means a lot but only I can deal with this. My lads been amazing for an 11 year old
cheers Bowie. Means a lot but only I can deal with this. My lads been amazing for an 11 year old
20 Sep 2025 15:53:20
people being wrong on the internet has been a welcome distraction (rock) (rofl)
people being wrong on the internet has been a welcome distraction (rock) (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 15:53:47
True strength mate. Gonna need you the same as hard as it is
True strength mate. Gonna need you the same as hard as it is
20 Sep 2025 15:55:31
Ok this match just reminded me yank wants me to put rubbish out
Ok this match just reminded me yank wants me to put rubbish out
20 Sep 2025 15:55:44
yeah, I'll worry about me and my holiday when we're through this
yeah, I'll worry about me and my holiday when we're through this
20 Sep 2025 15:55:54
She on about you Bowie (rofl)
She on about you Bowie (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 16:00:52
(rofl) skegs
(rofl) skegs
20 Sep 2025 16:02:05
It's just sad to watch this sh1te
It's just sad to watch this sh1te
20 Sep 2025 16:02:47
Walker older than fkn balloons
Walker older than fkn balloons
20 Sep 2025 16:04:36
how weird is it watching Forest and we are the team with the ball
how weird is it watching Forest and we are the team with the ball
20 Sep 2025 16:05:12
Morato = potatoe
Morato = potatoe
20 Sep 2025 16:05:59
They just got no clue what to do with the ball. Really is that simple
They just got no clue what to do with the ball. Really is that simple
20 Sep 2025 16:09:07
Just no formation, no fkr wants the ball. Even anderson playing sh1te
Just no formation, no fkr wants the ball. Even anderson playing sh1te
20 Sep 2025 16:09:31
Its a horror show
Its a horror show
20 Sep 2025 16:09:47
bring Kalimuendo AND Jesus on and go 4:4:2... They're sitting deep so we can prob afford 2 strikers. Pace up front...
bring Kalimuendo AND Jesus on and go 4:4:2... They're sitting deep so we can prob afford 2 strikers. Pace up front...
20 Sep 2025 16:10:15
Spot on mate
Spot on mate
20 Sep 2025 16:10:44
even with the bal, we are still too slow and predictable
even with the bal, we are still too slow and predictable
20 Sep 2025 16:11:16
On the rack against fkn Burnley ffs;-(
On the rack against fkn Burnley ffs;-(
20 Sep 2025 16:11:48
Again my posts lately , but I get shot down for it cyclist
Again my posts lately , but I get shot down for it cyclist
20 Sep 2025 16:12:49
well Bowie, we have the players to have enough pace and energy in the team, so down to the boss to use it
well Bowie, we have the players to have enough pace and energy in the team, so down to the boss to use it
20 Sep 2025 16:13:15
Fkn dreading the mackems there gonna have my life mates and family
Fkn dreading the mackems there gonna have my life mates and family
20 Sep 2025 16:14:52
we are better on almost every stat than them... just not putting the ball in the right places
we are better on almost every stat than them... just not putting the ball in the right places
20 Sep 2025 16:15:08
don't need a Nuno here. Make the subs while we still have time to score
don't need a Nuno here. Make the subs while we still have time to score
20 Sep 2025 16:17:15
Woods looks stairlift ready
Woods looks stairlift ready
20 Sep 2025 16:17:25
What's MGW doing? Why is Jesus not on the pitch?
What's MGW doing? Why is Jesus not on the pitch?
20 Sep 2025 16:19:55
Well, we brought an off-form player on.
Well, we brought an off-form player on.
20 Sep 2025 16:20:22
he's got MGW and CHO on who basically threw the game the other night
he's got MGW and CHO on who basically threw the game the other night
20 Sep 2025 16:21:09
Sounds like the LMA AGM on here today (rofl)
Sounds like the LMA AGM on here today (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 16:21:19
Give him a chance (rofl) fkn joke
Give him a chance (rofl) fkn joke
20 Sep 2025 16:22:09
If your happy winter bud. Crack on
If your happy winter bud. Crack on
20 Sep 2025 16:23:01
Still plenty of time left
Still plenty of time left
20 Sep 2025 16:23:26
yes, so bring subs on who will score goals
yes, so bring subs on who will score goals
20 Sep 2025 16:23:46
I thought Nuno was the master at leaving subs too late
I thought Nuno was the master at leaving subs too late
20 Sep 2025 16:24:07
Nuno never made subs(rofl)
Nuno never made subs(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 16:24:18
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 16:24:25
this ref is a muppet as well
this ref is a muppet as well
20 Sep 2025 16:24:59
Unless he was bringing more defenders
Unless he was bringing more defenders
20 Sep 2025 16:25:24
Refs been dogs?
Refs been dogs?
20 Sep 2025 16:26:17
Zincheko reminds me of that young Norwegian we had . Age fing can't remember his name
Zincheko reminds me of that young Norwegian we had . Age fing can't remember his name
20 Sep 2025 16:26:43
Championship
Championship
20 Sep 2025 16:27:00
Inge Haaland got a ugly son
Inge Haaland got a ugly son
20 Sep 2025 16:27:21
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 16:27:25
Cooper might have had a dop there
Cooper might have had a dop there
20 Sep 2025 16:27:34
Dip
Dip
20 Sep 2025 16:27:45
Einar Jan Aas
Einar Jan Aas
20 Sep 2025 16:28:19
Nah mate
Nah mate
20 Sep 2025 16:28:23
God this is boring
God this is boring
20 Sep 2025 16:28:35
Gonna look it up
Gonna look it up
20 Sep 2025 16:28:49
Has Ange fell asleep and that's why no subs
Has Ange fell asleep and that's why no subs
20 Sep 2025 16:28:58
Jon Olav Hjelde
Jon Olav Hjelde
20 Sep 2025 16:29:44
Arry Arter ?
Arry Arter ?
20 Sep 2025 16:29:56
And the only other one i can think of is Bohinen
And the only other one i can think of is Bohinen
20 Sep 2025 16:30:12
Farry Farter
Farry Farter
20 Sep 2025 16:30:41
Angeball exciting football (rofl)
Angeball exciting football (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 16:31:07
Why persist with Gibbs ****
Why persist with Gibbs ****
20 Sep 2025 16:31:12
Its making me think about an afternoon nap(rofl)
Its making me think about an afternoon nap(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 16:31:35
Think im wrong on him being Norwegian reds sorry
Think im wrong on him being Norwegian reds sorry
20 Sep 2025 16:32:04
Anyway , weather looks bad out there today
Anyway , weather looks bad out there today
20 Sep 2025 16:32:12
toddi orlyygsson
toddi orlyygsson
20 Sep 2025 16:32:38
Norwegian wood or Scandinavian prick
Norwegian wood or Scandinavian prick
20 Sep 2025 16:32:58
Lovely weather in Skegness
Lovely weather in Skegness
20 Sep 2025 16:33:04
Or a limp lappin
Or a limp lappin
20 Sep 2025 16:33:37
GET SOME FUCKING SUBS ON! (swear)
GET SOME FUCKING SUBS ON! (swear)
20 Sep 2025 16:34:12
MGW staying on????
MGW staying on????
20 Sep 2025 16:34:18
(facepalm)
(facepalm)
20 Sep 2025 16:34:24
Do Subway deliver?
Do Subway deliver?
20 Sep 2025 16:34:35
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 16:35:02
West ham losing at home . Shows how good we are. Gonna be a long season
West ham losing at home . Shows how good we are. Gonna be a long season
20 Sep 2025 16:35:32
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 16:35:55
Always bring the weather balloons
Always bring the weather balloons
20 Sep 2025 16:36:10
Looks like Wood had a Clive Allen season last year
Looks like Wood had a Clive Allen season last year
20 Sep 2025 16:36:43
jesus is a baller
jesus is a baller
20 Sep 2025 16:37:11
He's got to start games
He's got to start games
20 Sep 2025 16:37:18
surely wood has lost his place next game?
surely wood has lost his place next game?
20 Sep 2025 16:37:20
He's the son of god, what else would he be?
He's the son of god, what else would he be?
20 Sep 2025 16:37:32
exactly
exactly
20 Sep 2025 16:37:35
Can we play the joker at this point and settle for a draw
Can we play the joker at this point and settle for a draw
20 Sep 2025 16:37:46
noooooooooooooooooooooo
noooooooooooooooooooooo
20 Sep 2025 16:37:50
But yeah get him up there from the start
But yeah get him up there from the start
20 Sep 2025 16:38:35
I'd have started with Jesus and played McAtee but with 2 number 8s and no 10 (4:3:3)
I'd have started with Jesus and played McAtee but with 2 number 8s and no 10 (4:3:3)
20 Sep 2025 16:38:36
Jesus is a baller & Skegs is fitting a ball cock. Different worlds eh (rofl)
Jesus is a baller & Skegs is fitting a ball cock. Different worlds eh (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 16:38:50
forget playing a no10....
forget playing a no10....
20 Sep 2025 16:38:59
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 16:39:06
Anderson as 6 and McAtee and Luiz as duel number 8s
Anderson as 6 and McAtee and Luiz as duel number 8s
20 Sep 2025 16:39:20
Balloons i just beer across the room(rofl)
Balloons i just beer across the room(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 16:39:22
Mgw and wood need a good fkn kicking
Mgw and wood need a good fkn kicking
20 Sep 2025 16:39:28
fk
fk
20 Sep 2025 16:39:29
Spat**
Spat**
20 Sep 2025 16:39:58
Remember the old days when you heard our away fans
Remember the old days when you heard our away fans
20 Sep 2025 16:40:18
WTF was Ange thinking leaving this lad on the bench for 75 mins? Doh! (facepalm)
WTF was Ange thinking leaving this lad on the bench for 75 mins? Doh! (facepalm)
20 Sep 2025 16:40:43
I can hear MUNMAD calling for Murillo to move to left back
I can hear MUNMAD calling for Murillo to move to left back
20 Sep 2025 16:40:58
Wonder if he's saving him for Betis
Wonder if he's saving him for Betis
20 Sep 2025 16:41:37
OH come on!!!
OH come on!!!
20 Sep 2025 16:42:15
I mean why do a Nuno wqith the subs, we look a diff team with pace up front
I mean why do a Nuno wqith the subs, we look a diff team with pace up front
20 Sep 2025 16:42:27
How the fck do ya miss that
How the fck do ya miss that
20 Sep 2025 16:42:53
betting syndicate at work
betting syndicate at work
20 Sep 2025 16:43:10
Shocking (envy)
Shocking (envy)
20 Sep 2025 16:44:43
Actually going back to my playstation game after this. Funnily enough called DOOM
Actually going back to my playstation game after this. Funnily enough called DOOM
20 Sep 2025 16:45:04
(rofl)
(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 16:45:19
Loved that game(rofl)
Loved that game(rofl)
20 Sep 2025 16:45:29
the meltdowns on banter will be hilarious later... I'll prob skewer a few of them just for a laugh
the meltdowns on banter will be hilarious later... I'll prob skewer a few of them just for a laugh
20 Sep 2025 16:45:47
It's the latest winter fkn brilliant mate
It's the latest winter fkn brilliant mate
20 Sep 2025 16:46:12
Lol, i played the originals
Lol, i played the originals
20 Sep 2025 16:46:39
Get the latest . Fkn amazing
Get the latest . Fkn amazing
20 Sep 2025 16:47:19
On sale playstation £52.50 or something
On sale playstation £52.50 or something
20 Sep 2025 16:47:25
Don't own a console anymore... Lmao any correct tried to write condom (rock)
Don't own a console anymore... Lmao any correct tried to write condom (rock)
20 Sep 2025 16:47:27
Yea make em have cyclist. They will be nice & tender (rofl)
Yea make em have cyclist. They will be nice & tender (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 16:47:50
bets on who will have biggest meltdowmn later?
bets on who will have biggest meltdowmn later?
20 Sep 2025 16:48:08
Me ?
Me ?
20 Sep 2025 16:48:20
Take your pick mate, they'll be lin3d up
Take your pick mate, they'll be lin3d up
20 Sep 2025 16:48:38
Rhr. Bowie will be to pi ssed
Rhr. Bowie will be to pi ssed
20 Sep 2025 16:48:39
you will wait til bedtime though.... REdHotRed will have a proper one...
you will wait til bedtime though.... REdHotRed will have a proper one...
20 Sep 2025 16:48:46
Gotta be up there , jimmy 5 belly night tonight
Gotta be up there , jimmy 5 belly night tonight
20 Sep 2025 16:49:23
I'm off up the ship see ya Wednesday lads(rock)
I'm off up the ship see ya Wednesday lads(rock)
20 Sep 2025 16:49:30
how the fook have we not scored. nobody can say we weren't the best team
how the fook have we not scored. nobody can say we weren't the best team
20 Sep 2025 16:51:06
Tbh honest balloons they went from forest players. To another load off the dinghy to me mate
Tbh honest balloons they went from forest players. To another load off the dinghy to me mate
20 Sep 2025 16:51:17
laters larry
laters larry
20 Sep 2025 16:52:06
Meh afternoon nap then meal out with the Mrs and the inlaws, what could go wrong? (already pissed) laters gents
Meh afternoon nap then meal out with the Mrs and the inlaws, what could go wrong? (already pissed) laters gents
20 Sep 2025 16:53:47
Enjoy bud
Enjoy bud
20 Sep 2025 16:54:46
Yup all done bbfn
Yup all done bbfn
20 Sep 2025 16:55:59
later... time to check the meltdowns (rofl)
later... time to check the meltdowns (rofl)
20 Sep 2025 16:56:20
SANGARE AND JESUS OUR BEST PLAYERS
SANGARE AND JESUS OUR BEST PLAYERS
20 Sep 2025 16:56:27
(rock)
(rock)