05 Feb 2023 12:33:24
Honest lads I took the £3 out the till to pay for buffet for today's match. Sweet breads and chickling toasties. Bowie assured me it's a Gordie delicacy :-S :-S
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05 Feb 2023 12:37:02
(rofl) i got to thinking lads, if i put the game on now 12.30 do you think it will catch up for kick off (envy)
(rofl) i got to thinking lads, if i put the game on now 12.30 do you think it will catch up for kick off (envy)
05 Feb 2023 12:38:59
Off to sainsbury's for a vodka and wine top up, off work tomorrow
Off to sainsbury's for a vodka and wine top up, off work tomorrow
05 Feb 2023 12:49:23
Uredddddsssss goallllll
Uredddddsssss goallllll
05 Feb 2023 13:00:07
Thought you was back on solids Bowie (clap)
Thought you was back on solids Bowie (clap)
05 Feb 2023 13:05:46
Cooper with his usual injury clear ups on match day (rofl)
Cooper with his usual injury clear ups on match day (rofl)
05 Feb 2023 13:07:31
Strange Lingard s on the bench after he couldn't make Utd match
Strange Lingard s on the bench after he couldn't make Utd match
05 Feb 2023 13:08:49
Can I borrow £30 for a Sunday lunch
Can I borrow £30 for a Sunday lunch
05 Feb 2023 13:12:35
I put on chat thia morning, the team i was texted. Anyone who didn't see it, it's the team for today. The leak is back.
I put on chat thia morning, the team i was texted. Anyone who didn't see it, it's the team for today. The leak is back.
05 Feb 2023 13:13:25
If we've ot a leak we need a plumber :-D
If we've ot a leak we need a plumber :-D
05 Feb 2023 13:14:39
The club do a Sunday roast Jester. Cooked by Skegs £1.50. Stella & Yorkshire pudding.(rock)
The club do a Sunday roast Jester. Cooked by Skegs £1.50. Stella & Yorkshire pudding.(rock)
05 Feb 2023 13:16:09
I ain't cooking I'm drinking Stella yorkshire pudding is off
I ain't cooking I'm drinking Stella yorkshire pudding is off
05 Feb 2023 13:16:24
Can I have that with a glass of Malbec8=)
Can I have that with a glass of Malbec8=)
05 Feb 2023 13:24:08
We don't do girly drinks jester
We don't do girly drinks jester
05 Feb 2023 13:25:47
It's nice with Liver slrp slrp8=)
It's nice with Liver slrp slrp8=)
05 Feb 2023 13:33:52
My daughter just sent me a photo of my 10 year old granddaughter in forest shirt sitting opposite side of room to her dad and grandad that have got Leeds tops on waiting for game I hope we win so she can torment hell out of them (rofl)
My daughter just sent me a photo of my 10 year old granddaughter in forest shirt sitting opposite side of room to her dad and grandad that have got Leeds tops on waiting for game I hope we win so she can torment hell out of them (rofl)
05 Feb 2023 13:35:04
That would be awesome Skegs. Gonna happen (clap)
That would be awesome Skegs. Gonna happen (clap)
05 Feb 2023 13:37:04
Good build up on sky . Neville riding a bike on London. Talking to two Vegetarian freaks Souness and Carragher WTF . I HATE VEGGIES AND VEGANS .... TWATS (swear)
Good build up on sky . Neville riding a bike on London. Talking to two Vegetarian freaks Souness and Carragher WTF . I HATE VEGGIES AND VEGANS .... TWATS (swear)
05 Feb 2023 13:39:35
Bet Bowies been done for shop lifting vodka in Sainsbury's. Ain't heard from him for ages (rofl)
Bet Bowies been done for shop lifting vodka in Sainsbury's. Ain't heard from him for ages (rofl)
05 Feb 2023 13:43:44
(rofl) (rofl) balloons, drinks ready. Wifes huffing coz im not doing sunday dinner, im eating last nights Chinese it was fkn sh1te
(rofl) (rofl) balloons, drinks ready. Wifes huffing coz im not doing sunday dinner, im eating last nights Chinese it was fkn sh1te
05 Feb 2023 13:48:03
(rofl) (rofl) serves ya right . Should make your own like I do. I'll have drip feed you my Chinese recipes mate
(rofl) (rofl) serves ya right . Should make your own like I do. I'll have drip feed you my Chinese recipes mate
05 Feb 2023 13:50:50
I do actually balloons mate. Everyone luvs my Chinese, fell asleep for couple of hours yesterday woke up late so orderd
I do actually balloons mate. Everyone luvs my Chinese, fell asleep for couple of hours yesterday woke up late so orderd
05 Feb 2023 13:51:13
Get dinner cooked balloons :-(
Get dinner cooked balloons :-(
05 Feb 2023 13:52:23
You'll have to wait for the Spurs game Skegs
You'll have to wait for the Spurs game Skegs
05 Feb 2023 13:52:54
I'm well chuffed gibbs is playing can't understand why scarpa isn't but guess he will come on at some point
I'm well chuffed gibbs is playing can't understand why scarpa isn't but guess he will come on at some point
05 Feb 2023 13:53:22
The one last night pork belly, the crispy bit was gelatinous pork fkn stringy in some kind of gravy. The special chow mein bland as fck with one fkn prawn
The one last night pork belly, the crispy bit was gelatinous pork fkn stringy in some kind of gravy. The special chow mein bland as fck with one fkn prawn
05 Feb 2023 13:53:59
I phoned the fkrs up doing my nut (rofl)
I phoned the fkrs up doing my nut (rofl)
05 Feb 2023 13:54:01
Lol balloons u not heard of meals on wheels (rofl)
Lol balloons u not heard of meals on wheels (rofl)
05 Feb 2023 13:54:16
(rofl) Skegs
(rofl) Skegs
05 Feb 2023 13:55:06
(rofl) Robbing Chinese turds give you any old sh1te
(rofl) Robbing Chinese turds give you any old sh1te
05 Feb 2023 13:56:16
Thats exactly what the fkrs done mate
Thats exactly what the fkrs done mate
05 Feb 2023 13:57:12
Wife hates me starting this early on the drink haha
Wife hates me starting this early on the drink haha
05 Feb 2023 13:58:14
See what this navas is like
See what this navas is like
05 Feb 2023 13:59:05
Bet if jester had ordered that, one would have complimented it with ones glass of melbec wouldn't one. With a right cheeky nose and a hint of oak.FFS. Get some bleeding ale down ya (rofl)
Bet if jester had ordered that, one would have complimented it with ones glass of melbec wouldn't one. With a right cheeky nose and a hint of oak.FFS. Get some bleeding ale down ya (rofl)
05 Feb 2023 13:59:30
(rofl)
(rofl)
05 Feb 2023 13:59:38
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
05 Feb 2023 14:01:34
Gotta say big jacks lost weight
Gotta say big jacks lost weight
05 Feb 2023 14:02:54
Navs is a top keeper
Navs is a top keeper
05 Feb 2023 14:03:10
Definitely brilliant
Definitely brilliant
05 Feb 2023 14:03:18
Settle lads ffs
Settle lads ffs
05 Feb 2023 14:04:38
Can't string a fkn pass
Can't string a fkn pass
05 Feb 2023 14:05:22
Think I'll get the Forest meal deal. A sausage roll a bag of crisps and a neck brace.,... Keep it on the bloody floor
Think I'll get the Forest meal deal. A sausage roll a bag of crisps and a neck brace.,... Keep it on the bloody floor
05 Feb 2023 14:06:18
Wheres jester b and q
Wheres jester b and q
05 Feb 2023 14:07:11
(rofl)
(rofl)
05 Feb 2023 14:09:08
Treating some grapes
Treating some grapes
05 Feb 2023 14:09:20
Looks like me and you balloons as per, skegs will use his dog walk excuse (rofl)
Looks like me and you balloons as per, skegs will use his dog walk excuse (rofl)
05 Feb 2023 14:10:03
You got piles now jester ?
You got piles now jester ?
05 Feb 2023 14:10:54
Yea Corrie omnibus I think
Yea Corrie omnibus I think
05 Feb 2023 14:11:12
(rofl) piles ... Class
(rofl) piles ... Class
05 Feb 2023 14:11:30
We're sh1te
We're sh1te
05 Feb 2023 14:12:19
Cant get round one player clueless
Cant get round one player clueless
05 Feb 2023 14:12:57
Scrappy
Scrappy
05 Feb 2023 14:13:22
Yeessss
Yeessss
05 Feb 2023 14:13:26
Expected it jester mate
Expected it jester mate
05 Feb 2023 14:13:31
Goal
Goal
05 Feb 2023 14:14:00
Get in
Get in
05 Feb 2023 14:14:12
Get in
Get in
05 Feb 2023 14:14:13
Piles have shot back in
Piles have shot back in
05 Feb 2023 14:14:25
(rofl)
(rofl)
05 Feb 2023 14:15:15
Uredddddsssss
Uredddddsssss
05 Feb 2023 14:15:44
Just read we on this we scored. Looked up and we just won a free kick ..... sky 2 min slow down here.
Just read we on this we scored. Looked up and we just won a free kick ..... sky 2 min slow down here.
05 Feb 2023 14:15:50
COYR
COYR
05 Feb 2023 14:16:03
Took that goal well
Took that goal well
05 Feb 2023 14:16:24
You bragging moulder (rofl)
You bragging moulder (rofl)
05 Feb 2023 14:18:24
Nasty twat that billy bremner
Nasty twat that billy bremner
05 Feb 2023 14:19:41
Whos dyche fishing for, fck off
Whos dyche fishing for, fck off
05 Feb 2023 14:20:33
Arter hopefully
Arter hopefully
05 Feb 2023 14:21:12
Johnson playing out his skin
Johnson playing out his skin
05 Feb 2023 14:22:49
Skegs were using your stella for batter mix
Skegs were using your stella for batter mix
05 Feb 2023 14:23:54
He's watching stars on Sunday
He's watching stars on Sunday
05 Feb 2023 14:23:58
Still playing some hospital balls at the back
Still playing some hospital balls at the back
05 Feb 2023 14:24:15
(rofl)
(rofl)
05 Feb 2023 14:24:55
He thinks its the x factor
He thinks its the x factor
05 Feb 2023 14:26:35
We definitely need another at least
We definitely need another at least
05 Feb 2023 14:28:18
Boly class (rofl)
Boly class (rofl)
05 Feb 2023 14:28:42
Need a few better for the gd
Need a few better for the gd
05 Feb 2023 14:30:23
Jester can ya stop pinching all the turps bottles for your home made wine
Jester can ya stop pinching all the turps bottles for your home made wine
05 Feb 2023 14:31:11
Has Jon I scored yet Bowie ? Or you still watching the Utd match ?;-)
Has Jon I scored yet Bowie ? Or you still watching the Utd match ?;-)
05 Feb 2023 14:32:08
Moulders still observing the minutes silence in honour of Bobby Moore. The Bowie signature fire stick is cheap but does have a few drawbacks (rofl)
Moulders still observing the minutes silence in honour of Bobby Moore. The Bowie signature fire stick is cheap but does have a few drawbacks (rofl)
05 Feb 2023 14:33:04
(rofl) (rofl)
(rofl) (rofl)
05 Feb 2023 14:34:14
:-o Bobby Moore’s dead.
:-o Bobby Moore’s dead.
05 Feb 2023 14:34:17
Frueler a bit quiet
Frueler a bit quiet
05 Feb 2023 14:34:44
Hes in the lounge jester
Hes in the lounge jester
05 Feb 2023 14:34:48
Talking of goals I asked jester what he thought of Johnson's and he said he prefers Dulux it lays off better.(giggle)
Talking of goals I asked jester what he thought of Johnson's and he said he prefers Dulux it lays off better.(giggle)
05 Feb 2023 14:35:12
(rofl)
(rofl)
05 Feb 2023 14:35:21
Seems to be more yellow shirts today
Seems to be more yellow shirts today
05 Feb 2023 14:35:59
He thought matt gloss was out of bros
He thought matt gloss was out of bros
05 Feb 2023 14:36:07
Navas navas
Navas navas
05 Feb 2023 14:36:34
You dropped the magnolia in the Forest washing machine that's why
You dropped the magnolia in the Forest washing machine that's why
05 Feb 2023 14:36:43
Nice lay of by Gibbs white then.
Nice lay of by Gibbs white then.
05 Feb 2023 14:37:15
Navas already a legend
Navas already a legend
05 Feb 2023 14:37:38
Fck hendo (rofl)
Fck hendo (rofl)
05 Feb 2023 14:38:42
Surrage on please
Surrage on please
05 Feb 2023 14:39:23
Navas Navas
Navas Navas
05 Feb 2023 14:40:22
Saved 3 already
Saved 3 already
05 Feb 2023 14:41:34
Still all over at the back playing the ball out etc
Still all over at the back playing the ball out etc
05 Feb 2023 14:41:48
Get Worrell on and steady the ship (rofl)
Get Worrell on and steady the ship (rofl)
05 Feb 2023 14:42:31
Wood is a bit wooden (rofl)
Wood is a bit wooden (rofl)
05 Feb 2023 14:42:53
Didn't realise he was playing
Didn't realise he was playing
05 Feb 2023 14:43:27
Navas nAvas
Navas nAvas
05 Feb 2023 14:43:56
Bloody hell he's awesome
Bloody hell he's awesome
05 Feb 2023 14:44:14
Saved 4 certs
Saved 4 certs
05 Feb 2023 14:44:22
Leeds must be disappointed they are losing
Leeds must be disappointed they are losing
05 Feb 2023 14:44:50
There used to it
There used to it
05 Feb 2023 14:48:09
Again why bloody hell we start danillo
Again why bloody hell we start danillo
05 Feb 2023 14:48:29
Navas man of match already
Navas man of match already
05 Feb 2023 14:48:48
He his boly close second
He his boly close second
05 Feb 2023 14:49:14
Yea Danillo is scaring me.
Yea Danillo is scaring me.
05 Feb 2023 14:49:22
Dalio done nowt . Woods well ;-(
Dalio done nowt . Woods well ;-(
05 Feb 2023 14:50:25
Need to hold on we're playing crap
Need to hold on we're playing crap
05 Feb 2023 14:51:07
Cmon reds were fkn terrible apart from navas Johnson play football like fkn 10 yr olds punt and hope
Cmon reds were fkn terrible apart from navas Johnson play football like fkn 10 yr olds punt and hope
05 Feb 2023 14:52:51
Hopefully we'll be better second half and nick another
Hopefully we'll be better second half and nick another
05 Feb 2023 14:53:21
Scarpa needs to come on
Scarpa needs to come on
05 Feb 2023 14:53:54
U done dinner yet balloons
U done dinner yet balloons
05 Feb 2023 14:55:16
P0rk with crackling roast spuds be ready for after game :-D
P0rk with crackling roast spuds be ready for after game :-D
05 Feb 2023 14:55:25
Tripe again skegs
Tripe again skegs
05 Feb 2023 14:55:40
Boooooo sack chef
Boooooo sack chef
05 Feb 2023 14:56:22
Danilo is getting a red car if he stays on
Danilo is getting a red car if he stays on
05 Feb 2023 14:56:29
Card
Card
05 Feb 2023 14:56:47
Ate it all Skegs while you were watching stars on Sunday
Ate it all Skegs while you were watching stars on Sunday
05 Feb 2023 14:57:07
(rofl)
(rofl)
05 Feb 2023 14:57:39
Skegs is the simon cowell of stars on sunday
Skegs is the simon cowell of stars on sunday
05 Feb 2023 14:58:15
What's that Vegan twat Souness rattling on about (swear)
What's that Vegan twat Souness rattling on about (swear)
05 Feb 2023 14:58:17
He will be a good player but no way should he have started today 2 free kicks he's gave away and when he's got ball back off opposition he's gave it them back and yes I can see him red carded
He will be a good player but no way should he have started today 2 free kicks he's gave away and when he's got ball back off opposition he's gave it them back and yes I can see him red carded
05 Feb 2023 14:58:59
He doesn't like it.... He loves it
He doesn't like it.... He loves it
05 Feb 2023 14:59:00
Lol what stars are they
Lol what stars are they
05 Feb 2023 14:59:21
Vegan was he in the sweeney ?
Vegan was he in the sweeney ?
05 Feb 2023 15:00:18
?? Can't wack ya meat , you just ask the barmaids
?? Can't wack ya meat , you just ask the barmaids
05 Feb 2023 15:01:31
Del boys coming in later with fresh meat from that chinese
Del boys coming in later with fresh meat from that chinese
05 Feb 2023 15:02:50
Whos up for a bat entree
Whos up for a bat entree
05 Feb 2023 15:03:53
Attack attack get colback on
Attack attack get colback on
05 Feb 2023 15:04:42
We miss yates fkn big style
We miss yates fkn big style
05 Feb 2023 15:05:29
Yea defo Williams and Danilo crap today
Yea defo Williams and Danilo crap today
05 Feb 2023 15:05:53
Danilo off then shouldn't of started
Danilo off then shouldn't of started
05 Feb 2023 15:08:20
Auruer struggling
Auruer struggling
05 Feb 2023 15:08:34
Aurier
Aurier
05 Feb 2023 15:10:50
Don't think the additions have helped
Don't think the additions have helped
05 Feb 2023 15:11:02
More bite with Colebook on
More bite with Colebook on
05 Feb 2023 15:11:25
Dull as here how far am i behind (rofl)
Dull as here how far am i behind (rofl)
05 Feb 2023 15:12:05
Bring OBrien on
Bring OBrien on
05 Feb 2023 15:13:08
Thank fck leeds have got a clueless yank
Thank fck leeds have got a clueless yank
05 Feb 2023 15:14:14
Who Murphy wanted and sack Cooper. That's why they fell out (whew)
Who Murphy wanted and sack Cooper. That's why they fell out (whew)
05 Feb 2023 15:15:39
There the better team for me balloons
There the better team for me balloons
05 Feb 2023 15:16:00
He's just clueless
He's just clueless
05 Feb 2023 15:16:37
Christ Leeds have more yanks than jester in the cellar
Christ Leeds have more yanks than jester in the cellar
05 Feb 2023 15:17:34
Don't let 79 here you say that Bowie ?
Don't let 79 here you say that Bowie ?
05 Feb 2023 15:17:37
I've got one here but at least she admits it
I've got one here but at least she admits it
05 Feb 2023 15:19:00
I text 79 before jester saying were playing like fkn 10 yr olds funny enough hasnt got back
I text 79 before jester saying were playing like fkn 10 yr olds funny enough hasnt got back
05 Feb 2023 15:21:03
45 mins left come on reds
45 mins left come on reds
05 Feb 2023 15:21:52
Need another goal
Need another goal
05 Feb 2023 15:23:20
Said that earlier
Said that earlier
05 Feb 2023 15:23:24
At moment we've stopped attacking
At moment we've stopped attacking
05 Feb 2023 15:23:59
The bus jester
The bus jester
05 Feb 2023 15:25:48
Fkn red surely
Fkn red surely
05 Feb 2023 15:27:53
The wire COYR
The wire COYR
05 Feb 2023 15:28:52
Going in the cellar for swift one let me know if we score Bowiered (rofl)
Going in the cellar for swift one let me know if we score Bowiered (rofl)
05 Feb 2023 15:29:18
(rofl)
(rofl)
05 Feb 2023 15:30:28
Make sure ya dont mix the turps with your homebrew
Make sure ya dont mix the turps with your homebrew
05 Feb 2023 15:30:57
Parking the bus again ... Silly
Parking the bus again ... Silly
05 Feb 2023 15:31:05
Surrage at last
Surrage at last
05 Feb 2023 15:31:54
Erm read up balloons you stars on sunday
Erm read up balloons you stars on sunday
05 Feb 2023 15:35:10
Spurs /city gotta lot to live up to (rofl)
Spurs /city gotta lot to live up to (rofl)
05 Feb 2023 15:37:19
Should be scoring there
Should be scoring there
05 Feb 2023 15:38:00
Fck
Fck
05 Feb 2023 15:44:16
Ok im away see ya later
Ok im away see ya later
05 Feb 2023 15:45:41
:-P see ya
:-P see ya
05 Feb 2023 15:46:04
By lads
By lads
05 Feb 2023 16:02:52
Booooo who's locking up then
Booooo who's locking up then