12 Apr 2025 13:10:45
Park the bus Moyes is in the building
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21 Apr 2025 17:29:48
Uredddddssssss uredddddssssss we hate Geordies (rofl)
Uredddddssssss uredddddssssss we hate Geordies (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 19:19:36
Boooooooooo we hate spurs
Boooooooooo we hate spurs
21 Apr 2025 19:43:04
Is CHO injured? He's on the bench???
Is CHO injured? He's on the bench???
21 Apr 2025 19:47:25
Where's the Gateshead groper
Where's the Gateshead groper
21 Apr 2025 19:48:15
He's tickling Jimmy's 10 bellies (rofl)
He's tickling Jimmy's 10 bellies (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 19:49:45
Down to the bare bones with Downhillio & Gruffalo. Gonna be a long night
Down to the bare bones with Downhillio & Gruffalo. Gonna be a long night
21 Apr 2025 19:50:40
Easy win back to 3rd position
Easy win back to 3rd position
21 Apr 2025 19:51:01
RIP the pope(rock)
RIP the pope(rock)
21 Apr 2025 19:52:26
He's been promoted to the promise land then (rofl)
He's been promoted to the promise land then (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 19:55:48
3 nil forest first 45 mins :-D
3 nil forest first 45 mins :-D
21 Apr 2025 19:59:39
Djed Bench & Judas Johnson (rofl)
Djed Bench & Judas Johnson (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:02:22
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:05:26
Right waste of time this is mate. There all scared of the mafia 8=)
Right waste of time this is mate. There all scared of the mafia 8=)
21 Apr 2025 20:06:15
I know pal they will be on if we go behind (rofl)
I know pal they will be on if we go behind (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:07:30
Watch em come out the woodwork now
Watch em come out the woodwork now
21 Apr 2025 20:07:47
Uredddddssssss
Uredddddssssss
21 Apr 2025 20:07:52
Uredddddssssss
Uredddddssssss
21 Apr 2025 20:07:58
Uredddddssssss
Uredddddssssss
21 Apr 2025 20:08:00
Yesss....
Yesss....
21 Apr 2025 20:08:18
Can't work out how far behind my stream is but we scored
Can't work out how far behind my stream is but we scored
21 Apr 2025 20:08:41
Told ya
Told ya
21 Apr 2025 20:09:02
Is CHO fit then or not?
Is CHO fit then or not?
21 Apr 2025 20:09:02
Not as far as bowies he's only just kicked off (rofl)
Not as far as bowies he's only just kicked off (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:09:39
Don't know cyclist
Don't know cyclist
21 Apr 2025 20:12:58
Fuc4 me, took son to bed and 2-0 now (rock)
Fuc4 me, took son to bed and 2-0 now (rock)
21 Apr 2025 20:13:22
Looks like we don't need CHO anyway
Looks like we don't need CHO anyway
21 Apr 2025 20:14:00
Sorry Bowie, it's not 0-0 on real time
Sorry Bowie, it's not 0-0 on real time
21 Apr 2025 20:14:24
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:18:36
~BOOM!
~BOOM!
21 Apr 2025 20:18:56
Missed the games when we lost....
Missed the games when we lost....
21 Apr 2025 20:19:41
Booiooim
Booiooim
21 Apr 2025 20:20:07
Did I say 3 nil in 45 mins :-D
Did I say 3 nil in 45 mins :-D
21 Apr 2025 20:20:51
It's international pasta day . Bowie is still filling his face (rofl)
It's international pasta day . Bowie is still filling his face (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:22:04
Spence own goal to come yet
Spence own goal to come yet
21 Apr 2025 20:22:20
Mystic Skegs
Mystic Skegs
21 Apr 2025 20:23:32
He's on phone to 79 (rofl)
He's on phone to 79 (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:23:41
Pity woods hand was offside. Ridiculous rule
Pity woods hand was offside. Ridiculous rule
21 Apr 2025 20:24:01
I know ****e
I know ****e
21 Apr 2025 20:31:05
Had to take the wife to farm in haltwhistle, COYR
Had to take the wife to farm in haltwhistle, COYR
21 Apr 2025 20:31:49
Fkn gutted
Fkn gutted
21 Apr 2025 20:32:29
Fuck off you've had to cook tea (rofl)
Fuck off you've had to cook tea (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:32:41
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:33:06
(rofl) piss off , b4 I get lego onto ya
(rofl) piss off , b4 I get lego onto ya
21 Apr 2025 20:33:08
He needed fresh farm eggs for his pasta (rofl)
He needed fresh farm eggs for his pasta (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:33:46
I actually did get fresh farm eggs balloons (rofl)
I actually did get fresh farm eggs balloons (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:34:38
What's he going to do try and make me feel guilty for not being a nice guy .guess what I'm not live with it (rofl)
What's he going to do try and make me feel guilty for not being a nice guy .guess what I'm not live with it (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:34:48
Forest into Europe or fkn eggs . Part time supporter(rofl)
Forest into Europe or fkn eggs . Part time supporter(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:35:03
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:35:15
Pair of ****ers
Pair of ****ers
21 Apr 2025 20:35:19
A la pasta baby (rofl)
A la pasta baby (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:35:45
Esta la pasta (rofl)
Esta la pasta (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:36:00
Lego is like that Irish twat. Thick as a divers boot (rofl)
Lego is like that Irish twat. Thick as a divers boot (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:36:16
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:36:32
What were the goals like
What were the goals like
21 Apr 2025 20:36:56
Beauty's
Beauty's
21 Apr 2025 20:37:29
Anderson cracker, the judas
Anderson cracker, the judas
21 Apr 2025 20:37:32
Brilliant, I'm on geordie wa nkers standby
Brilliant, I'm on geordie wa nkers standby
21 Apr 2025 20:37:44
Not yet though
Not yet though
21 Apr 2025 20:38:24
We're third bud. Spurs won't score if they play all night
We're third bud. Spurs won't score if they play all night
21 Apr 2025 20:39:15
Fck me cyclist back. Last time I seen you was on a penny farthing
Fck me cyclist back. Last time I seen you was on a penny farthing
21 Apr 2025 20:39:36
They will bring Judas on and he will get knocked out by the serbinator:-D
They will bring Judas on and he will get knocked out by the serbinator:-D
21 Apr 2025 20:39:43
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:40:50
Get that twat Danillo off
Get that twat Danillo off
21 Apr 2025 20:41:09
I was hoping that was the bloke I knocked over in my car the other week Bowie (rofl)
I was hoping that was the bloke I knocked over in my car the other week Bowie (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:41:26
Ffs they missed a sitter
Ffs they missed a sitter
21 Apr 2025 20:42:26
Aussie manager gutted he didn't make neighbours
Aussie manager gutted he didn't make neighbours
21 Apr 2025 20:42:58
Shite (rofl)
Shite (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:43:50
Please keep tel on all game no solanko Dominguez and Danilo need to come off second half
Please keep tel on all game no solanko Dominguez and Danilo need to come off second half
21 Apr 2025 20:43:56
Yeah, managed to get on here for a change... Son keeps getting out of bed though so miussed one of the goals..
Yeah, managed to get on here for a change... Son keeps getting out of bed though so miussed one of the goals..
21 Apr 2025 20:43:58
Good to see the pope blessed skegs toes b4 he left
Good to see the pope blessed skegs toes b4 he left
21 Apr 2025 20:44:22
Every time I try to talk to anyone on phone he gets out of bed the little fecker
Every time I try to talk to anyone on phone he gets out of bed the little fecker
21 Apr 2025 20:44:33
He's took 8 with him
He's took 8 with him
21 Apr 2025 20:44:45
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:45:32
Fuck him I will see him in hell (rofl)
Fuck him I will see him in hell (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:45:41
Oi cyclist you dipped your wick young man . Gotta get on with it
Oi cyclist you dipped your wick young man . Gotta get on with it
21 Apr 2025 20:47:00
With thatcher (rofl)
With thatcher (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:47:13
How's toffolo been playing
How's toffolo been playing
21 Apr 2025 20:47:17
Fancy going toe to toe with skegs
Fancy going toe to toe with skegs
21 Apr 2025 20:47:29
He's done OK
He's done OK
21 Apr 2025 20:47:38
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:48:17
U still on first 5 minutes on fire stick Geordie tosser
U still on first 5 minutes on fire stick Geordie tosser
21 Apr 2025 20:48:48
Hey cyclist, skegs in management now. He does punctures and bog seats
Hey cyclist, skegs in management now. He does punctures and bog seats
21 Apr 2025 20:48:49
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:49:22
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:49:23
Egg sandwich half time
Egg sandwich half time
21 Apr 2025 20:50:02
Bowies been promoted as well from sick note to disability Geordie faggot (rofl)
Bowies been promoted as well from sick note to disability Geordie faggot (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:50:08
Broken biscuit sarnie balloons ya old tosser
Broken biscuit sarnie balloons ya old tosser
21 Apr 2025 20:50:12
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:50:14
Right, he's back in bed so you can take the piss out of me when I'm here... (rofl)
Right, he's back in bed so you can take the piss out of me when I'm here... (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:50:30
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:50:51
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:51:23
Uredddddssssss uredddddssssss uredddddssssss uredddddssssss Nuno Nuno
Uredddddssssss uredddddssssss uredddddssssss uredddddssssss Nuno Nuno
21 Apr 2025 20:51:42
??Head,shoulders knees no toes, knees no toes?
??Head,shoulders knees no toes, knees no toes?
21 Apr 2025 20:52:44
We ❤️ lego we ❤️ lego , skegs ya don't know what ya doing
We ❤️ lego we ❤️ lego , skegs ya don't know what ya doing
21 Apr 2025 20:53:15
(rofl) balloons
(rofl) balloons
21 Apr 2025 20:53:33
You been winding Lego up Jay? Tut, tut!!!
You been winding Lego up Jay? Tut, tut!!!
21 Apr 2025 20:54:00
He's a fkn bully cyclist
He's a fkn bully cyclist
21 Apr 2025 20:54:06
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:54:13
(rofl) Don't take much doing
(rofl) Don't take much doing
21 Apr 2025 20:55:10
Lego's gonna do a charity bog seat fitting marathon
Lego's gonna do a charity bog seat fitting marathon
21 Apr 2025 20:55:25
Balloons bullied the pope. He overdosed on 3 young kids
Balloons bullied the pope. He overdosed on 3 young kids
21 Apr 2025 20:56:34
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:57:50
You leave forest gumps mate alone (rofl)
You leave forest gumps mate alone (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:57:57
Two halves reds what ya thinking
Two halves reds what ya thinking
21 Apr 2025 20:58:19
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:58:29
I'm thinking your pasta is **** you Geordie ****er
I'm thinking your pasta is **** you Geordie ****er
21 Apr 2025 20:58:31
I'm surprised Anderson ain't got a Newcastle shirt on under his Forest kit. Judas
I'm surprised Anderson ain't got a Newcastle shirt on under his Forest kit. Judas
21 Apr 2025 20:59:15
Fck off you sad skegs t wats
Fck off you sad skegs t wats
21 Apr 2025 20:59:15
Why have 2 halves just have a pint
Why have 2 halves just have a pint
21 Apr 2025 20:59:23
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 20:59:33
Geordies thick as **** selling him for 15 million (rofl)
Geordies thick as **** selling him for 15 million (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:00:48
Get that twat Johnson on 2nd half and break his legs. Judas
Get that twat Johnson on 2nd half and break his legs. Judas
21 Apr 2025 21:01:08
Was all dodgy dealing skegs you thick fkr. Hence Emilio steviewonderland the greek keeper
Was all dodgy dealing skegs you thick fkr. Hence Emilio steviewonderland the greek keeper
21 Apr 2025 21:02:11
Just popped in to ask, how do we qualify for europe;-)
Just popped in to ask, how do we qualify for europe;-)
21 Apr 2025 21:02:35
Keep winning bud
Keep winning bud
21 Apr 2025 21:02:40
Apparently he's selling kiss my arse hats in your shop now
Apparently he's selling kiss my arse hats in your shop now
21 Apr 2025 21:02:47
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:03:27
(rofl) mvred good to see ya
(rofl) mvred good to see ya
21 Apr 2025 21:04:26
I bet andertons thinks he's won the lottery living in Nottingham, compared to that backwater parmo sh1t hole(rofl)
I bet andertons thinks he's won the lottery living in Nottingham, compared to that backwater parmo sh1t hole(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:05:25
You've gotta ask for a government grant mvred , ask balloons he's milking the fkn lot (rofl)
You've gotta ask for a government grant mvred , ask balloons he's milking the fkn lot (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:05:45
I have new stock now Bowie I'm starting to sell spare legs :-D
I have new stock now Bowie I'm starting to sell spare legs :-D
21 Apr 2025 21:06:06
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:06:17
Just get ya taxes paid. My triple lock just been added to the pot (rofl)
Just get ya taxes paid. My triple lock just been added to the pot (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:07:11
Illegal immigrant balloons, worked on Muslim wing
Illegal immigrant balloons, worked on Muslim wing
21 Apr 2025 21:07:13
Fuck off bloody rich pensioners shoot the ****ers when they retire (rofl)
Fuck off bloody rich pensioners shoot the ****ers when they retire (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:07:27
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:07:42
Morata on I bet 79 his pissing in his pond (rofl)
Morata on I bet 79 his pissing in his pond (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:07:50
Only coz your not gonna see the fkr
Only coz your not gonna see the fkr
21 Apr 2025 21:08:14
Damn right I ain't :-D
Damn right I ain't :-D
21 Apr 2025 21:08:37
Actually sorry Jay, luv ya son xx
Actually sorry Jay, luv ya son xx
21 Apr 2025 21:09:03
Big talk Bowie, he'll be crying like baby
Big talk Bowie, he'll be crying like baby
21 Apr 2025 21:09:57
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:10:15
All Day to get p1ssed at 2.50 a pint . What's not to like
All Day to get p1ssed at 2.50 a pint . What's not to like
21 Apr 2025 21:10:36
Being old (rofl)
Being old (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:10:58
Well geldofs actually asking the world to donate toes these days . Balloons done a gig for them. Ends up Balloons owes the bar 6 x toes
Well geldofs actually asking the world to donate toes these days . Balloons done a gig for them. Ends up Balloons owes the bar 6 x toes
21 Apr 2025 21:11:05
Get Dominguez off
Get Dominguez off
21 Apr 2025 21:11:31
Not if it means Yates
Not if it means Yates
21 Apr 2025 21:12:11
45 mins on the rack coming up
45 mins on the rack coming up
21 Apr 2025 21:12:24
My toes are not as bad as my fingers now as long as they leave me 2 to have a fag I will be fine (rofl)
My toes are not as bad as my fingers now as long as they leave me 2 to have a fag I will be fine (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:12:50
Youth academy players suck (rofl)
Youth academy players suck (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:13:01
As long as you can turn a wing nut on a bog seat (rofl)
As long as you can turn a wing nut on a bog seat (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:13:11
Fck off skegs (rofl)
Fck off skegs (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:13:52
????
????
21 Apr 2025 21:15:06
My legs or a fag take my legs I can get disability allowance and buy proper fags instead of fakes (rofl)
My legs or a fag take my legs I can get disability allowance and buy proper fags instead of fakes (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:15:07
Imagine buying a season ticket to watch this sh1te
Imagine buying a season ticket to watch this sh1te
21 Apr 2025 21:15:40
Cyclist you out walking looking for son and dog ?
Cyclist you out walking looking for son and dog ?
21 Apr 2025 21:15:43
Who you on about Judas dad (rofl)
Who you on about Judas dad (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:16:33
She got the dog so one less thing to worry about :-D
She got the dog so one less thing to worry about :-D
21 Apr 2025 21:16:46
MGW sh1te in front of goal. Flog him
MGW sh1te in front of goal. Flog him
21 Apr 2025 21:16:48
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:17:18
Sell him for 10 milkion
Sell him for 10 milkion
21 Apr 2025 21:17:18
Fkn couldn't hit a barn door balloons
Fkn couldn't hit a barn door balloons
21 Apr 2025 21:19:12
Here he comes the rhino ?
Here he comes the rhino ?
21 Apr 2025 21:19:29
Flog the skegs tw ats put them on windfarm windmills
Flog the skegs tw ats put them on windfarm windmills
21 Apr 2025 21:20:17
Called the subs
Called the subs
21 Apr 2025 21:20:42
I rang Nuno up
I rang Nuno up
21 Apr 2025 21:21:05
Sooner have windfarms that redundant coal mines and **** farms (rofl)
Sooner have windfarms that redundant coal mines and **** farms (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:21:14
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:21:29
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:22:05
Carlo told me, we had George best up front
Carlo told me, we had George best up front
21 Apr 2025 21:22:22
I'm gonna have a right dump tonight . It should arrive in Newcastle for your shift tomorrow (rofl)
I'm gonna have a right dump tonight . It should arrive in Newcastle for your shift tomorrow (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:22:48
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:22:53
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:23:37
Has 2tone been in touch with ya jay ?
Has 2tone been in touch with ya jay ?
21 Apr 2025 21:23:56
No
No
21 Apr 2025 21:24:27
He's coming for 80s night
He's coming for 80s night
21 Apr 2025 21:24:51
Fkn brilliant from toffolo
Fkn brilliant from toffolo
21 Apr 2025 21:24:57
Booooooooo we hate 80s
Booooooooo we hate 80s
21 Apr 2025 21:27:11
Judas time
Judas time
21 Apr 2025 21:27:24
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:27:54
Good old sels
Good old sels
21 Apr 2025 21:28:49
Johnson paint , we're in Europe (rofl)
Johnson paint , we're in Europe (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:30:20
Richarason don't he look a twat with his tattooed neck. Imagine walking into some dodgy needle bar and saying you scar me for life. Yes sir that'll be £500 (rofl)
Richarason don't he look a twat with his tattooed neck. Imagine walking into some dodgy needle bar and saying you scar me for life. Yes sir that'll be £500 (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:30:46
Balloons you playing the flyer, skegs told me your addiction to bingo and Ken from barbie
Balloons you playing the flyer, skegs told me your addiction to bingo and Ken from barbie
21 Apr 2025 21:32:17
Did you say barbie or Bowie. Ones a doll the other a nonce (rofl)
Did you say barbie or Bowie. Ones a doll the other a nonce (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:33:10
Oi fkr I'll put your fkn head through them bars screw
Oi fkr I'll put your fkn head through them bars screw
21 Apr 2025 21:33:17
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:34:04
Just defending reds ffs make something of it
Just defending reds ffs make something of it
21 Apr 2025 21:34:06
Ground control to major Tom. Have you got your gym slip on (rofl)
Ground control to major Tom. Have you got your gym slip on (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:34:21
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:35:12
I couldn't pay to watch us. It's bloody awful. Successful but awful
I couldn't pay to watch us. It's bloody awful. Successful but awful
21 Apr 2025 21:35:14
Get in the smiling nana getting warmed up
Get in the smiling nana getting warmed up
21 Apr 2025 21:35:24
Mother ****ers (rofl)
Mother ****ers (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:35:59
Agreed Balloons. Boring footy
Agreed Balloons. Boring footy
21 Apr 2025 21:36:41
I'm going back to the pope on bbc
I'm going back to the pope on bbc
21 Apr 2025 21:37:08
About as boring as going for a bike ride (rofl)
About as boring as going for a bike ride (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:37:21
Phone rogie up & have a Catholic love in
Phone rogie up & have a Catholic love in
21 Apr 2025 21:37:48
You would you Jimmy saville lover (rofl)
You would you Jimmy saville lover (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:37:53
Already did with 69
Already did with 69
21 Apr 2025 21:38:51
Skegs you took savilles job. Only to get sacked for toe sucking
Skegs you took savilles job. Only to get sacked for toe sucking
21 Apr 2025 21:39:02
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:39:21
(rofl) (rofl)
(rofl) (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:41:08
At least I dont pinch all the different football tops off the boys to keep as trophies (rofl)
At least I dont pinch all the different football tops off the boys to keep as trophies (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:41:50
Yeah ya sniff there socks
Yeah ya sniff there socks
21 Apr 2025 21:41:56
(rofl)
(rofl)
21 Apr 2025 21:42:07
No need for this park the bus sh1te
No need for this park the bus sh1te
21 Apr 2025 21:43:08
Sels player of season COYR
Sels player of season COYR
21 Apr 2025 21:43:47
Johnson wandering round like a spare prick at a prostitutes wedding
Johnson wandering round like a spare prick at a prostitutes wedding
21 Apr 2025 21:45:09
Ok I'm off for last 15 mins reds luv ya all
Ok I'm off for last 15 mins reds luv ya all
21 Apr 2025 21:45:41
Thers only 8 to go
Thers only 8 to go
21 Apr 2025 21:48:31
Not with London clubs
Not with London clubs
21 Apr 2025 21:48:38
Fck
Fck
21 Apr 2025 21:49:28
No need for all this pressure
No need for all this pressure
21 Apr 2025 21:51:42
Did Bowie miss every goal then? (rofl)
Did Bowie miss every goal then? (rofl)
21 Apr 2025 22:05:45
(rofl) won't be on here last few minutes cyclist as I'm behind
(rofl) won't be on here last few minutes cyclist as I'm behind