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09 Apr 2026 14:48:57
Forest reportedly wanting Β£120 million for Andsrson. Now hang on a minute, who's gonna pay that for a geordie. You can get Bowie for Tenner & 2 bottles if Vodka. π€£π€£
09 Apr 2026 16:17:02
Bit steep that, the Bowie price, I mean. π€£π³
09 Apr 2026 17:04:02
I'd willingly do that!
09 Apr 2026 17:18:14
π€£π€£π€£ Very good reds. π
08 Apr 2026 21:41:07
I've always believed to be positive in any usual circumstance, said Captain Smith on the Titanic!
As a true Forest die hard, I believe we can do anything if we want it! So let's go stuff Porto and have Villa for dessert - if the doctor says it's ok of course!
COYR
08 Apr 2026 23:40:14
You don't need doctors anymore, Keeffe.
Si, dream on mate.
09 Apr 2026 09:06:14
Dr Feelgood!!!
09 Apr 2026 10:23:30
Milk and Alcohol
09 Apr 2026 11:32:49
O level Geography: Porto, an important port in Portugal exporting port.
Don't bottle it, lads. Bring us a good result back!
09 Apr 2026 14:48:42
I was stood in Tescos earlier, debating if a bottle of Port was appropriate for this evening. I decided against it in the end and got some Merlot.
After watching the Arsenal game on Tuesday, I think the atmosphere inside the Drago will be intense.
Fantastic news that Woody has travelled with the squad and may play a part. Let's hope he invokes his inner Pitaka and slays their Pekehaua (New Zealand dragon legend).
COYR. π³
09 Apr 2026 17:34:22
What a miss, Wood Winter. Btw, a good cheese with port. π
08 Apr 2026 19:24:34
Can we have two polls please Ed?
Poll 1: Will Forest win the Europa League and Qualify for the Champion's League?
Poll 2: Will Forest still be a Premiere League team next season?
I want to see how much our fans believe.
{Ed033's Note -
EL + CL poll
PL poll
08 Apr 2026 20:15:14
Yes to the first one. We can beat Porto and Villa over two legs. (Sorry, Legolas.) And yes to staying in the Premier League. I think Wolves will beat West Ham this weekend, and we will get at least a point on Sunday.
08 Apr 2026 20:15:39
Thnx mate.
08 Apr 2026 20:29:25
Love it, Vale. We can do it.
08 Apr 2026 20:15:47
Thanks Ed's.
{Ed033's Note - ok thanks.
08 Apr 2026 22:14:53
No problem, Vale - I find inadvertent jokes funny! I agree with you, mate.
09 Apr 2026 14:49:47
Who are the five plonkers who think we're going down?. ππ€£π³
08 Apr 2026 16:36:31
My team for tomorrow is exactly the same that blew the Danish team apart in the first half, i.e. McAtee, Ndoye, Hutchison, Jesus ( Wood ) Cunhia ( if fit! ), Captain Yates, Bakwa etc.
08 Apr 2026 20:16:42
What was the team that thrashed them 3-0 before?
09 Apr 2026 11:35:21
Hutchinson a doubt fitness-wise. Wood probably restricted to 30 mins at most.
08 Apr 2026 10:51:43
Well, back to business, hopefully refreshed and prepared.
I see we didnβt have a friendly during the break. Villa did and lost Sancho to injury. Porto played on Saturday 4th April and drew 2-2 at home to Familicao, the 5th placed team. From the highlights, Porto were second best and looked ponderous at the back. Fofano looked dangerous and scored what looked like the winner in injury time, but the away side scored with seconds to go to take a point.
It looks a magnificent stadium. I am going to Porto, sadly though, not until a cruise booked for next year.
What do we think about not having a friendly in the 3 weeks weβve had off? Personally, apart from our International players, Iβd have sent them away on holiday somewhere with some light training to prepare for 4 games in 10 days (again). R and R and hopefully click up the sharpness against the Portuguese. In Vitor we trustβ¦.
08 Apr 2026 15:04:51
Just seen a huge Forest flag on the Sea Front here in Albufeira!!!!
Took a photograph.
The lads cheered!!!
So I gave them 3 fist pumps!!
Absolutely brilliant, our fans!!!
08 Apr 2026 08:11:58
Thank you all for the best wishes, I want to see out at least 8 new managers π
COYR
08 Apr 2026 10:37:57
Many more than 8, mate. That's a low bar with our owner, only takes you to next Christmas. πππ€π€π
08 Apr 2026 12:31:29
I was going to say something similar, Stokey.
I'd suggest at least 18 with our owner Keeffe.
Mind you, that will only be about 12 years, so best make it 80. Best to make sure, mate.
07 Apr 2026 21:00:27.
Well good news at last, my cancer has not returned - so now 12 months clear! Yet another long term mad dog good to go again!
COYR.
07 Apr 2026 21:41:25
Well done. I'm made up for you. Keep the faith.
07 Apr 2026 22:06:43
Fantastic news, mate!!!
Keep well!!!!
07 Apr 2026 22:20:11
Enjoy your 2nd life as I am, mate! Good news.
07 Apr 2026 22:39:12
Brilliant news, Keef. π
07 Apr 2026 23:07:11
That's awesome news, mate. π³
08 Apr 2026 00:10:10
Great news !!!!
08 Apr 2026 07:18:57
Now Forest!!!
Let's do this for RedTreekerf & Legolas!!!!
08 Apr 2026 08:05:44
Keeffe. Good lad!
08 Apr 2026 09:04:04
Brilliant Keefe. πππππ»ππ»ππ»π Even though we've never met, I'll be raising a glass to you later and all your fellow survivors!
07 Apr 2026 16:39:14
Yes, big congratulations to Lincoln City FC, the Imps in the Championship at last!
Good luck The Imps and stuff the sheep please!
08 Apr 2026 12:01:02
Always flying under the radar.
08 Apr 2026 20:26:26
ββ Solidarity.
07 Apr 2026 08:49:45
Big shout out to our near neighbours Lincoln City. I worked in Lincoln for 12 years, and we used to sponsor them and have been to Sunil Bank many times
Although Iβm Forest through and through and have been for over 60 years, Iβve always looked out for the Imps
A well run club with loyal fans.
Good luck in the Championship and please get 6 points against Direby.
07 Apr 2026 09:39:06
Sincil Bank.
07 Apr 2026 11:36:57
Great achievement for them!!!
Out in Portugal, Albufeira, sitting by the Pool Bar.
Forest match will never be on in our hotel.
My son says "Dad, if Forest score, diplomatic?"
I replied, "You mean When we score, mate!!!"
Uuuu Redddss!!!!
07 Apr 2026 16:06:21
Hope that's the old town.
Get off your lounger, on the train and sample some atmosphere up North. π
07 Apr 2026 17:37:46
Nice Rogie, gonna be 23 here tomorrow, but I'll be sat in the office, not pool side, supping beer. π π»
Have a great trip and get some sardines down yer (belly, not shirt).
Yes, great promotion for them, Munmad.
07 Apr 2026 22:08:02
Lovely spot, looking forward to the match on Thursday. Think the rest will be good for us. We go again!!!
08 Apr 2026 07:20:33
Meant it Will be shown in our Hotel!!!
Too many SuperBoks yesterday.
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06 Apr 2026 07:39:14
{Ed's Note - LFC-S MANGO has posted a new article entitled, Slot Cannot Be the Only One Blamed
06 Apr 2026 19:02:29
If that happens about getting Hackney from Middlesbrough, that would be a good signing. Also, what about looking at the Swansea striker Viponik as a back up for Woods.
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