17 Mar 2023 17:51:15
Uredddddsssss get the club open I need a free drink why bowies not here
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17 Mar 2023 18:52:33
Tossers ?
Tossers ?
17 Mar 2023 18:52:39
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Mar 2023 18:53:17
U better hurry up be no beer left hiccup!!!
U better hurry up be no beer left hiccup!!!
17 Mar 2023 18:53:43
I've found Bowie's camera so dip ya bread Skegsjay I'm using the office copier to print more B&Q vouchers while he's entertaining the family
I've found Bowie's camera so dip ya bread Skegsjay I'm using the office copier to print more B&Q vouchers while he's entertaining the family
17 Mar 2023 18:56:25
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Mar 2023 18:56:56
Balloons still defrosting tonight's tripe
Balloons still defrosting tonight's tripe
17 Mar 2023 18:58:40
Bowie will just be doing his Cheryl Cole act now geordie tosser(rofl)
Bowie will just be doing his Cheryl Cole act now geordie tosser(rofl)
17 Mar 2023 18:59:14
It's where he's had his fingers I'm worried about ?
It's where he's had his fingers I'm worried about ?
17 Mar 2023 19:00:54
He's dueting with Robson Green
He's dueting with Robson Green
17 Mar 2023 19:02:26
:-D
:-D
17 Mar 2023 19:04:00
Looks like a attacking line up tonight let's see how it go's fingers crossed a draw would be great a win a big bonus
Looks like a attacking line up tonight let's see how it go's fingers crossed a draw would be great a win a big bonus
17 Mar 2023 19:08:20
Everything is crossed just fast will do
Everything is crossed just fast will do
17 Mar 2023 19:08:49
Start that is
Start that is
17 Mar 2023 19:17:47
Sorry I'm late lads just emailing Bowie how to switch the oven on and use a tin opener (rofl)
Sorry I'm late lads just emailing Bowie how to switch the oven on and use a tin opener (rofl)
17 Mar 2023 19:19:21
Can you imagine it 10 Gordies in one room with a combined IQ of 27 (facepalm)
Can you imagine it 10 Gordies in one room with a combined IQ of 27 (facepalm)
17 Mar 2023 19:20:00
And most of that's the cat:-D
And most of that's the cat:-D
17 Mar 2023 19:21:32
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Mar 2023 19:21:33
Hope Niakhate can do 90 minutes
Hope Niakhate can do 90 minutes
17 Mar 2023 19:22:06
Hope Bowie can
Hope Bowie can
17 Mar 2023 19:22:44
Leaked team spot on again . Just been told it's Worrells brother doing it
Leaked team spot on again . Just been told it's Worrells brother doing it
17 Mar 2023 19:22:51
He'll be asleep by 8-30
He'll be asleep by 8-30
17 Mar 2023 19:23:33
All tucked up with his Tele tubby doll LaLa(rofl)
All tucked up with his Tele tubby doll LaLa(rofl)
17 Mar 2023 19:26:14
Sorry lads just been to fix door in apartment with hen do in all dressed in green mini skirts stockings and suspenders the job obviously took me a lot longer than usual to fix got to be one of the top 10 moments of my life wooooooo love my job (rofl)
Sorry lads just been to fix door in apartment with hen do in all dressed in green mini skirts stockings and suspenders the job obviously took me a lot longer than usual to fix got to be one of the top 10 moments of my life wooooooo love my job (rofl)
17 Mar 2023 19:27:51
Hope you screwed the door shut ;-(
Hope you screwed the door shut ;-(
17 Mar 2023 19:28:01
I'll tell Gail you two timing tart (rofl)
I'll tell Gail you two timing tart (rofl)
17 Mar 2023 19:28:10
Yes lock in :-D
Yes lock in :-D
17 Mar 2023 19:29:32
Score predictions lads 2-2
Score predictions lads 2-2
17 Mar 2023 19:34:14
2-1 forest but don't tell 79
2-1 forest but don't tell 79
17 Mar 2023 19:34:50
Balloons I imagine Bowie will be pissed by now looking forward to his slurping comments on banter site about 11pm can imagine it now I love Cooper he's a god I also love Newcastle geordie loving tiger Wood happy clapping muppet (rofl)
Balloons I imagine Bowie will be pissed by now looking forward to his slurping comments on banter site about 11pm can imagine it now I love Cooper he's a god I also love Newcastle geordie loving tiger Wood happy clapping muppet (rofl)
17 Mar 2023 19:35:30
79 would have forest 6 nil with 2 hat tricks from Cooper (rofl)
79 would have forest 6 nil with 2 hat tricks from Cooper (rofl)
17 Mar 2023 19:36:07
(rofl) (rofl)
(rofl) (rofl)
17 Mar 2023 19:36:41
I think perko has missed the bus
I think perko has missed the bus
17 Mar 2023 19:36:50
Jester get turps out I'm running out of beer to drink :-D
Jester get turps out I'm running out of beer to drink :-D
17 Mar 2023 19:37:30
He's probably sat on it in front of our goal :-D
He's probably sat on it in front of our goal :-D
17 Mar 2023 19:40:18
There's a gallon of paraffin in the artists changing room Skegs
There's a gallon of paraffin in the artists changing room Skegs
17 Mar 2023 19:41:47
Can't believe I'm working till half 8 tonight gutted be able to get home for second half though
Can't believe I'm working till half 8 tonight gutted be able to get home for second half though
17 Mar 2023 19:43:17
Borrow Bowies firestick and you'll get hom for the start (rofl)
Borrow Bowies firestick and you'll get hom for the start (rofl)
17 Mar 2023 19:44:58
Sod Bowie hope forest win and his geordie family and friends give him a pasting over it (rofl)
Sod Bowie hope forest win and his geordie family and friends give him a pasting over it (rofl)
17 Mar 2023 19:46:19
?? They'll all have the trots eatihis sh1t food (rofl)
?? They'll all have the trots eatihis sh1t food (rofl)
17 Mar 2023 19:53:14
Hope we start on front foot tonight
Hope we start on front foot tonight
17 Mar 2023 20:06:34
Just putting another brew through the filter fresh fromm B&Q
Just putting another brew through the filter fresh fromm B&Q
17 Mar 2023 20:11:24
Giving to many free kick awsy
Giving to many free kick awsy
17 Mar 2023 20:12:37
Sod em keep kicking the twats
Sod em keep kicking the twats
17 Mar 2023 20:15:10
Buses are in the car park
Buses are in the car park
17 Mar 2023 20:16:58
The 2 tramps are going to park them
The 2 tramps are going to park them
17 Mar 2023 20:18:34
Balloons give them some tripe only them can stomach it (facepalm)
Balloons give them some tripe only them can stomach it (facepalm)
17 Mar 2023 20:22:35
It's off tonight jester.... Off to Bowies gaff
It's off tonight jester.... Off to Bowies gaff
17 Mar 2023 20:24:33
Not hing wrong with dennis’s challenge in my eyes.
Not hing wrong with dennis’s challenge in my eyes.
17 Mar 2023 20:25:53
Yesdssd
Yesdssd
17 Mar 2023 20:26:13
Dennis the menace
Dennis the menace
17 Mar 2023 20:29:08
Cracker
Cracker
17 Mar 2023 20:29:25
Told the drivers to hold back the buses
Told the drivers to hold back the buses
17 Mar 2023 20:31:15
Great goal by Dennis. Such composure.
Great goal by Dennis. Such composure.
17 Mar 2023 20:31:28
Yates is up for it
Yates is up for it
17 Mar 2023 20:36:03
Burn is fcukin massive. When he came across to Johnson it went dark in my living room
Burn is fcukin massive. When he came across to Johnson it went dark in my living room
17 Mar 2023 20:38:35
He's bloody enormous (rofl)
He's bloody enormous (rofl)
17 Mar 2023 20:41:52
Sure he squared up to Haaland a while back and dwarfed him.
Sure he squared up to Haaland a while back and dwarfed him.
17 Mar 2023 20:44:24
Ics this the turning point for Dennis
Ics this the turning point for Dennis
17 Mar 2023 20:47:37
Nooooo
Nooooo
17 Mar 2023 20:54:35
If he meant it. It was a great finish (swear)
If he meant it. It was a great finish (swear)
17 Mar 2023 20:57:05
Burn comes from up the road from me blythe fkn wan#er
Burn comes from up the road from me blythe fkn wan#er
17 Mar 2023 20:59:07
Give him one of you sh1t pies quick (rofl)
Give him one of you sh1t pies quick (rofl)
17 Mar 2023 20:59:13
They told him smoking would stunt his growth obviously didn't but i didnt know they meant howe
They told him smoking would stunt his growth obviously didn't but i didnt know they meant howe
17 Mar 2023 21:00:02
Streak of pis# fkn knock him out
Streak of pis# fkn knock him out
17 Mar 2023 21:01:09
Typical before half time
Typical before half time
17 Mar 2023 21:01:39
No side deserves to be in front though
No side deserves to be in front though
17 Mar 2023 21:02:10
Our defence is pretty awful to be fair
Our defence is pretty awful to be fair
17 Mar 2023 21:02:23
Balloons nobody likes my vodka gravy
Balloons nobody likes my vodka gravy
17 Mar 2023 21:03:10
Shelvey having a brilliant game for me mate
Shelvey having a brilliant game for me mate
17 Mar 2023 21:03:19
Wimps mate . Sooner you emegrate to Nottingham the better
Wimps mate . Sooner you emegrate to Nottingham the better
17 Mar 2023 21:03:41
Exactly
Exactly
17 Mar 2023 21:03:47
Midfield best all season
Midfield best all season
17 Mar 2023 21:03:59
Deffo
Deffo
17 Mar 2023 21:04:49
Again trippier our fkn downfall maybe
Again trippier our fkn downfall maybe
17 Mar 2023 21:04:59
No bugger on here tonight might just watch second half quietly
No bugger on here tonight might just watch second half quietly
17 Mar 2023 21:06:11
Told ya, jester he carrys every virus. Even computer
Told ya, jester he carrys every virus. Even computer
17 Mar 2023 21:06:45
(rofl) (rofl)
(rofl) (rofl)
17 Mar 2023 21:06:55
(rofl) luv u lot, laters
(rofl) luv u lot, laters
17 Mar 2023 21:10:59
Nothing lives on me to much turps
Nothing lives on me to much turps
17 Mar 2023 21:20:06
Not Frueler
Not Frueler
17 Mar 2023 21:26:45
Surely a foul on Aurier
Surely a foul on Aurier
17 Mar 2023 21:26:55
Can't understand why we keep punting it up field. It's like men against boys up there
Can't understand why we keep punting it up field. It's like men against boys up there
17 Mar 2023 21:27:08
That's lucky
That's lucky
17 Mar 2023 21:31:09
Evening lads. At the CG. We really are crap - can’t keep inviting them onto us like this
Evening lads. At the CG. We really are crap - can’t keep inviting them onto us like this
17 Mar 2023 21:32:07
Hanging on again ???
Hanging on again ???
17 Mar 2023 21:32:29
Bizarre tactics really. Punt it up to Ayew who is the smallest person on the pitch. He's up against six foot plus defenders each time and has no chance.
Bizarre tactics really. Punt it up to Ayew who is the smallest person on the pitch. He's up against six foot plus defenders each time and has no chance.
17 Mar 2023 21:34:05
Rinse and repeat Cooper
Rinse and repeat Cooper
17 Mar 2023 21:34:42
Buses are on Trent bridge
Buses are on Trent bridge
17 Mar 2023 21:35:01
Great support again but we can’t keep on like this
Great support again but we can’t keep on like this
17 Mar 2023 21:36:09
I'd love us to stay up but honestly can't see it with performances like this week in week out.
I'd love us to stay up but honestly can't see it with performances like this week in week out.
17 Mar 2023 21:38:17
Williams coming on to park a double decker
Williams coming on to park a double decker
17 Mar 2023 21:40:58
Heres surridge COYR
Heres surridge COYR
17 Mar 2023 21:42:28
MGW HAD A STINKY TRIPE GAME
MGW HAD A STINKY TRIPE GAME
17 Mar 2023 21:45:20
Just defending too deep
Just defending too deep
17 Mar 2023 21:45:28
We are utter ****e
We are utter ****e
17 Mar 2023 21:46:18
Frueler since coming on has been walking around taking orders for pizza s
Frueler since coming on has been walking around taking orders for pizza s
17 Mar 2023 21:49:42
He may as well be a slice of pizza for all he’s worth
He may as well be a slice of pizza for all he’s worth
17 Mar 2023 21:50:34
Forest are an utter shambles
Forest are an utter shambles
17 Mar 2023 21:52:44
It would have been daylight robbery if we got anything. Totally shocking performance and without being pessimistic, we are definitely going down. Championship is more fun anyway and we're nowhere near the level required
It would have been daylight robbery if we got anything. Totally shocking performance and without being pessimistic, we are definitely going down. Championship is more fun anyway and we're nowhere near the level required
17 Mar 2023 21:54:22
Cooper out
Cooper out
17 Mar 2023 21:55:21
We don't deserve anything tonight lads doors are shut
We don't deserve anything tonight lads doors are shut
17 Mar 2023 21:55:21
Think that's the end for Cooper
Think that's the end for Cooper
17 Mar 2023 21:56:05
Hope so. Clueless
Hope so. Clueless
17 Mar 2023 21:56:51
Looks like he’s lost the dressing room to me
Looks like he’s lost the dressing room to me
17 Mar 2023 21:59:16
Niakhate spends most the season injured then as soon as he comes back he thinks he’s a goal keeper. Utter rubbish throughout the team. I’m walking away tonight from the ground and can’t see where the next point is coming from.
Niakhate spends most the season injured then as soon as he comes back he thinks he’s a goal keeper. Utter rubbish throughout the team. I’m walking away tonight from the ground and can’t see where the next point is coming from.
17 Mar 2023 22:00:11
Post match Interview.... well I was disappointed with us in the 2nd half. Makes a change from the 1st half. Inept performance yet again, Championship awaits I'm sad to say.
Post match Interview.... well I was disappointed with us in the 2nd half. Makes a change from the 1st half. Inept performance yet again, Championship awaits I'm sad to say.
17 Mar 2023 22:00:19
I can't see it either. I can't think of three worst teams at the moment
I can't see it either. I can't think of three worst teams at the moment
17 Mar 2023 22:00:52
Thought ayew weren’t that bad. But Freuler ... should have bought scarpa in then and pushed for a win
Thought ayew weren’t that bad. But Freuler ... should have bought scarpa in then and pushed for a win
17 Mar 2023 22:00:58
Bournemouth at least fight and battle for it. I'm not sure what our tactic is.
Bournemouth at least fight and battle for it. I'm not sure what our tactic is.
17 Mar 2023 22:04:25
I have to say and this is again going to sound negative but we have wasted an awful lot of money. Recruitment has been shocking. It was always going to be difficult merging a brand new team and I don't doubt that the players are trying but when you consider that we've spent £150m plus, you have to question where that's gone.
I have to say and this is again going to sound negative but we have wasted an awful lot of money. Recruitment has been shocking. It was always going to be difficult merging a brand new team and I don't doubt that the players are trying but when you consider that we've spent £150m plus, you have to question where that's gone.
17 Mar 2023 22:10:52
We're doomed!!!
We're doomed!!!