17 Sep 2025 16:26:01
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17 Sep 2025 16:40:17
We want balloons? & Skegsjay (rofl)
We want balloons? & Skegsjay (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 16:41:01
Looking forward to some seriously slick football tonight
Looking forward to some seriously slick football tonight
17 Sep 2025 18:26:54
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 18:41:26
Tbh arry I ain't expecting anything
Tbh arry I ain't expecting anything
17 Sep 2025 19:03:13
A win would be nice and maybe a goal or two from someone different
A win would be nice and maybe a goal or two from someone different
17 Sep 2025 19:05:32
Victor, Morato, Douglas Luiz, Jesus, Hutchinson, Yates, McAtee, Bakwa, Boly, Zinchenko, Savona.
Victor, Morato, Douglas Luiz, Jesus, Hutchinson, Yates, McAtee, Bakwa, Boly, Zinchenko, Savona.
17 Sep 2025 19:06:20
Yeah rrh good to see froggy there rooting us on
Yeah rrh good to see froggy there rooting us on
17 Sep 2025 19:10:36
Got neutral tickets for toon away in a couple of weeks, canny wait
Got neutral tickets for toon away in a couple of weeks, canny wait
17 Sep 2025 19:19:07
I can see Yates and Luiz working. Big problem is neither of em have had any minutes this season so are they sharp enough.
I can see Yates and Luiz working. Big problem is neither of em have had any minutes this season so are they sharp enough.
17 Sep 2025 19:21:32
Jesus Hat-Trick. Can't believe they haven't played Abbott as there has to be about 50 play on words jokes with that connection.
Jesus Hat-Trick. Can't believe they haven't played Abbott as there has to be about 50 play on words jokes with that connection.
17 Sep 2025 19:22:59
You mean we ewant "I'm not Balloons" and Hooydonk
You mean we ewant "I'm not Balloons" and Hooydonk
17 Sep 2025 19:28:57
Nice one rrh
Nice one rrh
17 Sep 2025 19:33:30
Ya flamin galah (rofl)
Ya flamin galah (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 19:34:24
It's like ging to a mask party visiting this website
It's like ging to a mask party visiting this website
17 Sep 2025 19:34:37
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 19:35:31
No warrys mite
No warrys mite
17 Sep 2025 19:35:37
lack of pace at the back AND in midfield
lack of pace at the back AND in midfield
17 Sep 2025 19:37:06
Park the bus Posta,no,clue. He's famo6for it
Park the bus Posta,no,clue. He's famo6for it
17 Sep 2025 19:37:17
Famous
Famous
17 Sep 2025 19:40:03
gonna be tough tackling midfield, nobody even has a clue where the bus stop is
gonna be tough tackling midfield, nobody even has a clue where the bus stop is
17 Sep 2025 19:40:31
that attack looks a bit exciting to me
that attack looks a bit exciting to me
17 Sep 2025 19:41:16
Can't wait mate
Can't wait mate
17 Sep 2025 19:41:28
wanna see all the people who have written off Jesus eat their words
wanna see all the people who have written off Jesus eat their words
17 Sep 2025 19:41:51
if you can score vs PSG, you can score against Swansea
if you can score vs PSG, you can score against Swansea
17 Sep 2025 19:42:42
Not sure about him , hope Kilamanjaro get some minutes
Not sure about him , hope Kilamanjaro get some minutes
17 Sep 2025 19:44:34
Jesus is clearly not a No10 like Nuno did to him
Jesus is clearly not a No10 like Nuno did to him
17 Sep 2025 19:48:30
Nuno nuno nuno bring back nuno ange is ****e
Nuno nuno nuno bring back nuno ange is ****e
17 Sep 2025 19:48:58
4 nil Swansea
4 nil Swansea
17 Sep 2025 19:49:30
Or ange la the yank wife could do better
Or ange la the yank wife could do better
17 Sep 2025 19:50:26
Can't wait to see this exciting attacking football against Swansea
Can't wait to see this exciting attacking football against Swansea
17 Sep 2025 19:50:26
Hooydonk (rofl)
Hooydonk (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 19:50:37
Another fkn £360 on a new tooth today ffs only gotta abcess
Another fkn £360 on a new tooth today ffs only gotta abcess
17 Sep 2025 19:51:16
Or however it's spelt
Or however it's spelt
17 Sep 2025 19:51:19
remember free dental care? me too (swear)
remember free dental care? me too (swear)
17 Sep 2025 19:51:19
Surprised the Mrs hasn't knocked them all out for free
Surprised the Mrs hasn't knocked them all out for free
17 Sep 2025 19:51:43
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 19:52:09
Fucking labour lover (rofl)
Fucking labour lover (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 19:52:24
We love trump
We love trump
17 Sep 2025 19:52:43
Froggies sitting on a hot leek pudding
Froggies sitting on a hot leek pudding
17 Sep 2025 19:53:00
I like free stuff. I thought that's why we paid taxes
I like free stuff. I thought that's why we paid taxes
17 Sep 2025 19:53:17
Exactly cyclist
Exactly cyclist
17 Sep 2025 19:53:28
I hate Starmer... Red card for that tw4t too
I hate Starmer... Red card for that tw4t too
17 Sep 2025 19:53:59
Don't know why you bother, just be like that one tooth prat out the goonies. Your ugly enough (rofl)
Don't know why you bother, just be like that one tooth prat out the goonies. Your ugly enough (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 19:54:28
theyr're changing the retirement age to one year older every year from the year before I retire (facepalm)
theyr're changing the retirement age to one year older every year from the year before I retire (facepalm)
17 Sep 2025 19:54:49
Fkn paying your pension ya lazy twa t
Fkn paying your pension ya lazy twa t
17 Sep 2025 19:54:55
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 19:55:31
my pension is worth **** all, I might as well take the lump sum 1st chance I get
my pension is worth **** all, I might as well take the lump sum 1st chance I get
17 Sep 2025 19:55:41
Just get some graft done cyclist. My triple lock needs maintaining (rofl)
Just get some graft done cyclist. My triple lock needs maintaining (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 19:55:56
Fuck the pensioners shoot the ****ers
Fuck the pensioners shoot the ****ers
17 Sep 2025 19:56:09
Put it on the 1st favourite Newbury cyclist
Put it on the 1st favourite Newbury cyclist
17 Sep 2025 19:56:13
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 19:56:21
the codger heavy population is too much to bear :-P
the codger heavy population is too much to bear :-P
17 Sep 2025 19:56:53
You leave Yates alone (rofl)
You leave Yates alone (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 19:56:54
Don't joke Bowie, I might do something that stupid and win
Don't joke Bowie, I might do something that stupid and win
17 Sep 2025 19:57:15
Freebie lovers hope labour hit them hard this year sitting in pub every day moaning they've got nothing
Freebie lovers hope labour hit them hard this year sitting in pub every day moaning they've got nothing
17 Sep 2025 19:57:24
We ❤️ yates
We ❤️ yates
17 Sep 2025 19:57:40
We?
We?
17 Sep 2025 19:57:42
Yates his ****e
Yates his ****e
17 Sep 2025 19:57:49
(rofl) cyclist
(rofl) cyclist
17 Sep 2025 19:58:19
my free stream is about 5 mins behind I think.... WTF!
my free stream is about 5 mins behind I think.... WTF!
17 Sep 2025 19:58:26
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 19:58:37
Look at that Swansea putting reserve team out (rofl)
Look at that Swansea putting reserve team out (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 19:58:51
Beats 90 mins mine
Beats 90 mins mine
17 Sep 2025 19:59:07
More like a day
More like a day
17 Sep 2025 19:59:17
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 19:59:33
What a goal yeesssss
What a goal yeesssss
17 Sep 2025 19:59:33
It's like watching forest fan tv
It's like watching forest fan tv
17 Sep 2025 19:59:53
Gotta Davy lamp as a back light on telly
Gotta Davy lamp as a back light on telly
17 Sep 2025 20:00:07
Look at ange uglier than cooper
Look at ange uglier than cooper
17 Sep 2025 20:00:29
Is he fck (rofl)
Is he fck (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:00:35
No so good at fist pumps either
No so good at fist pumps either
17 Sep 2025 20:00:55
Actually is cooper there
Actually is cooper there
17 Sep 2025 20:01:04
Sorted stream out. Phew! (whew)
Sorted stream out. Phew! (whew)
17 Sep 2025 20:01:07
Fist pumps ****ing moron
Fist pumps ****ing moron
17 Sep 2025 20:01:37
He's at bronby now (rofl)
He's at bronby now (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:01:56
Wtf
Wtf
17 Sep 2025 20:02:27
Hairy Wombat's Red and White Army
Hairy Wombat's Red and White Army
17 Sep 2025 20:02:42
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:02:49
He said bronby not brandy bowie. Don't get excited (rofl)
He said bronby not brandy bowie. Don't get excited (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:02:54
Yates conning the ref early. NICE!
Yates conning the ref early. NICE!
17 Sep 2025 20:02:55
Greek wombat
Greek wombat
17 Sep 2025 20:03:37
I've gone for an Australian Red tonight! Shiraz! COYR!
I've gone for an Australian Red tonight! Shiraz! COYR!
17 Sep 2025 20:04:10
I'm waiting for my kebab
I'm waiting for my kebab
17 Sep 2025 20:04:23
Yates tried his first forward pass for 5yrs & it went t1ts up(rofl)
Yates tried his first forward pass for 5yrs & it went t1ts up(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:04:41
Sauvignon cheeky number
Sauvignon cheeky number
17 Sep 2025 20:04:46
What a surprise championship player
What a surprise championship player
17 Sep 2025 20:05:33
1st forward pass this season according to Opta (rock) (rofl)
1st forward pass this season according to Opta (rock) (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:05:58
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:06:29
Yates Just get him off (rofl)
Yates Just get him off (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:06:41
Get Trump on
Get Trump on
17 Sep 2025 20:06:41
Yates is a talisman
Yates is a talisman
17 Sep 2025 20:06:47
Dog kebab skegs (rofl)
Dog kebab skegs (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:06:58
Shouldn't even make bench
Shouldn't even make bench
17 Sep 2025 20:07:10
I hope Victor has penalty taking notes written on the back of a bottle of Aussie Red
I hope Victor has penalty taking notes written on the back of a bottle of Aussie Red
17 Sep 2025 20:07:45
4 nil Swansea no penalties
4 nil Swansea no penalties
17 Sep 2025 20:08:11
its easy coaching Yates in this midfield. "Give the ball to Luiz"
its easy coaching Yates in this midfield. "Give the ball to Luiz"
17 Sep 2025 20:08:32
I think we'd be lucky to be 0 (rofl)
I think we'd be lucky to be 0 (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:09:25
HOOF IT AAAAT
HOOF IT AAAAT
17 Sep 2025 20:09:32
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:10:15
Victor wants to play Brazilian style but he has Boly and Morato in front of him (facepalm)
Victor wants to play Brazilian style but he has Boly and Morato in front of him (facepalm)
17 Sep 2025 20:11:13
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:11:58
Got time for boly all day
Got time for boly all day
17 Sep 2025 20:12:17
Bakawa looks good
Bakawa looks good
17 Sep 2025 20:12:49
Aye hoy
Aye hoy
17 Sep 2025 20:12:49
Boly is a solid defender but needs a quick CD partner IMO. When they signed Morato they clearly thought they were getting another Felipe. Someone had some good mushrooms that year
Boly is a solid defender but needs a quick CD partner IMO. When they signed Morato they clearly thought they were getting another Felipe. Someone had some good mushrooms that year
17 Sep 2025 20:13:30
Jesus is the one who nearly set up a goal... Watch out for the Lord
Jesus is the one who nearly set up a goal... Watch out for the Lord
17 Sep 2025 20:14:35
Decent corner there wtf
Decent corner there wtf
17 Sep 2025 20:15:41
Beautiful
Beautiful
17 Sep 2025 20:15:46
Ureddsss
Ureddsss
17 Sep 2025 20:15:49
Who'd have thunk it? (clap)
Who'd have thunk it? (clap)
17 Sep 2025 20:15:56
Bakwa
Bakwa
17 Sep 2025 20:15:59
Get in you reds, I had every confidence
Get in you reds, I had every confidence
17 Sep 2025 20:16:35
The Lord has struck. I want to see word eating in banter later
The Lord has struck. I want to see word eating in banter later
17 Sep 2025 20:16:37
This isn't bad going forward, the Italian looks decent, Bakwa, Hutchinson
This isn't bad going forward, the Italian looks decent, Bakwa, Hutchinson
17 Sep 2025 20:16:38
Jesus ya thick twat
Jesus ya thick twat
17 Sep 2025 20:16:44
Fkn amazing finish
Fkn amazing finish
17 Sep 2025 20:17:21
Yes but bakwa started it thick Skeggy muppet (rofl)
Yes but bakwa started it thick Skeggy muppet (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:17:23
Jesus is here to save Forest.
Jesus is here to save Forest.
17 Sep 2025 20:17:34
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:18:17
Hutchinson you kebab munching hick
Hutchinson you kebab munching hick
17 Sep 2025 20:18:32
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:18:44
"Pants down" Hutchinson
"Pants down" Hutchinson
17 Sep 2025 20:18:51
Wheres jester
Wheres jester
17 Sep 2025 20:18:57
£40M? (facepalm)
£40M? (facepalm)
17 Sep 2025 20:19:17
Stuck in Fester
Stuck in Fester
17 Sep 2025 20:19:19
There one thing for certain. Yates played no part ?
There one thing for certain. Yates played no part ?
17 Sep 2025 20:19:23
Who took ball in midfield and made pass to Hutchinson thick greedy pensioner(rofl)
Who took ball in midfield and made pass to Hutchinson thick greedy pensioner(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:19:25
3 x bob mcatee
3 x bob mcatee
17 Sep 2025 20:20:14
Thatsca strange name for her.... fester?
Thatsca strange name for her.... fester?
17 Sep 2025 20:20:36
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:20:48
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:21:19
Her? Might be uncle fester (giggle)
Her? Might be uncle fester (giggle)
17 Sep 2025 20:21:23
Hasn't a shag in him now bless, even his viagras 0%
Hasn't a shag in him now bless, even his viagras 0%
17 Sep 2025 20:21:35
(rofl) (rofl)
(rofl) (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:21:45
Stick to cialis.... longer window
Stick to cialis.... longer window
17 Sep 2025 20:22:31
This is so boring. Missing Nuno!
This is so boring. Missing Nuno!
17 Sep 2025 20:22:42
NOOOOOOOOOOOOT! (rock)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOT! (rock)
17 Sep 2025 20:23:03
Prefer Dunkirk. Better beach
Prefer Dunkirk. Better beach
17 Sep 2025 20:23:26
It's Swansea don't get to excited cyclist we will be playing them twice next season in championship
It's Swansea don't get to excited cyclist we will be playing them twice next season in championship
17 Sep 2025 20:23:52
Never played together and looks pretty good . Supa Ange
Never played together and looks pretty good . Supa Ange
17 Sep 2025 20:24:13
Watching paint dry would excite me after watching Nuno (and cooper to a degree)
Watching paint dry would excite me after watching Nuno (and cooper to a degree)
17 Sep 2025 20:24:45
Bit like riding a bike everyday (rofl)
Bit like riding a bike everyday (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:24:49
I have a good feeling about Ange, Larry
I have a good feeling about Ange, Larry
17 Sep 2025 20:25:00
Cyclist best stay away from pornhub then(rofl)
Cyclist best stay away from pornhub then(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:25:08
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:25:18
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:25:20
sick of being fat and ugly? Get a bike and just be ugly
sick of being fat and ugly? Get a bike and just be ugly
17 Sep 2025 20:25:34
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:26:04
Starmer is even trying to take away my pornhub
Starmer is even trying to take away my pornhub
17 Sep 2025 20:26:14
(rock)
(rock)
17 Sep 2025 20:26:20
Get a Kayak, mine has beer holders(rofl)
Get a Kayak, mine has beer holders(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:26:51
I love rowing type ****... Better than digging holes like DTP seems to love doing
I love rowing type ****... Better than digging holes like DTP seems to love doing
17 Sep 2025 20:27:04
Only country in the world where you have to pay to have a w*nk(rofl)
Only country in the world where you have to pay to have a w*nk(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:27:14
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:27:22
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:27:26
Not on your dodgy stick cyclist? I hung my cock on the back of the locker door as I left
Not on your dodgy stick cyclist? I hung my cock on the back of the locker door as I left
17 Sep 2025 20:27:48
Work
Work
17 Sep 2025 20:28:05
Fuck em all Bowie
Fuck em all Bowie
17 Sep 2025 20:28:08
To right balloons and when you wanna clean up.. Have you seen the price of bog roll these days(rofl)
To right balloons and when you wanna clean up.. Have you seen the price of bog roll these days(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:28:29
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:28:45
Hooydonk pinches em from work
Hooydonk pinches em from work
17 Sep 2025 20:28:52
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:29:14
Still not leaking goals
Still not leaking goals
17 Sep 2025 20:29:34
His Mrs thinks he works in a toilet roll & light bulb factory
His Mrs thinks he works in a toilet roll & light bulb factory
17 Sep 2025 20:29:39
Leeking that fkd that
Leeking that fkd that
17 Sep 2025 20:29:55
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:29:57
Nope Morato on for his first ever clean sheet
Nope Morato on for his first ever clean sheet
17 Sep 2025 20:31:02
Get fkn longshanks on he hated the fkrs
Get fkn longshanks on he hated the fkrs
17 Sep 2025 20:31:23
Some of this passing out with Boly involved is scaring the sh1t out of me
Some of this passing out with Boly involved is scaring the sh1t out of me
17 Sep 2025 20:31:28
Hey fat Larry no cold weather payments for your beer this year I'm gonna stand outside your house with a flame thrower (rofl)
Hey fat Larry no cold weather payments for your beer this year I'm gonna stand outside your house with a flame thrower (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:31:52
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:32:03
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:32:11
Penalty
Penalty
17 Sep 2025 20:32:21
Come on Swansea
Come on Swansea
17 Sep 2025 20:32:23
cold weather payments? Get down the chazza for a 2nd hand blanket and give youth a chance
cold weather payments? Get down the chazza for a 2nd hand blanket and give youth a chance
17 Sep 2025 20:32:29
Nah no VAR
Nah no VAR
17 Sep 2025 20:32:35
Love it
Love it
17 Sep 2025 20:32:41
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:32:53
Bring back var
Bring back var
17 Sep 2025 20:33:08
Do they do vodka banks ? :-S
Do they do vodka banks ? :-S
17 Sep 2025 20:33:26
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:33:42
Yes fat Larry's stocked up on his pension
Yes fat Larry's stocked up on his pension
17 Sep 2025 20:33:42
Maybe in Moscow
Maybe in Moscow
17 Sep 2025 20:33:52
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:34:18
We should set up a charity where pensioners drop a few cans of spare booze on the way out of Asda for the youngsters
We should set up a charity where pensioners drop a few cans of spare booze on the way out of Asda for the youngsters
17 Sep 2025 20:34:40
All that early attacking promise, now the games s**te
All that early attacking promise, now the games s**te
17 Sep 2025 20:34:45
Where's dtp with his flower power we love gardens and weeds big pansy
Where's dtp with his flower power we love gardens and weeds big pansy
17 Sep 2025 20:35:04
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:35:15
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:35:34
Park the Bus already? Expect to see about 8 subs at half time of they don't get their finger out
Park the Bus already? Expect to see about 8 subs at half time of they don't get their finger out
17 Sep 2025 20:35:38
He won't join with us lot here(rofl)
He won't join with us lot here(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:36:10
Balloons gone to bed looks like skegs
Balloons gone to bed looks like skegs
17 Sep 2025 20:36:11
We should have a one in one out with pensioners one immigrant in one pensioner out save us a fortune (rofl)
We should have a one in one out with pensioners one immigrant in one pensioner out save us a fortune (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:36:27
never doubt how committed to being wrong in public some people are
never doubt how committed to being wrong in public some people are
17 Sep 2025 20:36:51
(rofl) (rofl) (rofl) hoydonk
(rofl) (rofl) (rofl) hoydonk
17 Sep 2025 20:37:18
start an adopt an immigrant for every pensioner scheme. Nobody else can afford it
start an adopt an immigrant for every pensioner scheme. Nobody else can afford it
17 Sep 2025 20:37:38
(rofl) Hooydonk love it(rofl)
(rofl) Hooydonk love it(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:37:49
(rock)
(rock)
17 Sep 2025 20:38:17
I've got my pad in spain lined up. Last one out turn out the lights
I've got my pad in spain lined up. Last one out turn out the lights
17 Sep 2025 20:38:31
Great to see we are finally playing championship football
Great to see we are finally playing championship football
17 Sep 2025 20:39:36
Once winter hits they'll all be missing sunny Afghanistan or sub Saharan Africa (rofl)
Once winter hits they'll all be missing sunny Afghanistan or sub Saharan Africa (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:39:45
Abbot is better suited to this kind of footy than these CBs
Abbot is better suited to this kind of footy than these CBs
17 Sep 2025 20:40:24
I like this keeper
I like this keeper
17 Sep 2025 20:40:37
they might take some dead wood home with em? (rofl)
they might take some dead wood home with em? (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:40:51
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:40:59
Bakwa looks great player mcatee crap
Bakwa looks great player mcatee crap
17 Sep 2025 20:41:08
Yeah rrh he's ok
Yeah rrh he's ok
17 Sep 2025 20:41:11
Can't even spell it's Hooijdonk unless it's dtp in disguise (rofl)
Can't even spell it's Hooijdonk unless it's dtp in disguise (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:41:25
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:41:36
Countdown special
Countdown special
17 Sep 2025 20:41:41
Larry gone to cook his Betty hotpot
Larry gone to cook his Betty hotpot
17 Sep 2025 20:42:06
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:42:10
We love dtp (rofl)
We love dtp (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:42:20
Boring twa t
Boring twa t
17 Sep 2025 20:42:24
Not one player is creating space for MacAtee and he's not used to it
Not one player is creating space for MacAtee and he's not used to it
17 Sep 2025 20:42:26
Wiltshire farm ready meals (rofl)
Wiltshire farm ready meals (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:42:38
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:42:54
Meals on wheels
Meals on wheels
17 Sep 2025 20:43:00
Pot fkn noodles
Pot fkn noodles
17 Sep 2025 20:43:24
Dtp will be on later celebrating a one nil win like we've won the premier league (rofl)
Dtp will be on later celebrating a one nil win like we've won the premier league (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:43:43
How the fook is Hutchinson going to get in the team (£40M?)
How the fook is Hutchinson going to get in the team (£40M?)
17 Sep 2025 20:43:44
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:44:06
Looking forward to his expert analysis
Looking forward to his expert analysis
17 Sep 2025 20:44:09
Jesus Hat-trick incoming
Jesus Hat-trick incoming
17 Sep 2025 20:44:34
Meals on wheels for pensioners should be pensioners under the wheels .****ing freeloaders (rofl)
Meals on wheels for pensioners should be pensioners under the wheels .****ing freeloaders (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:44:48
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:45:11
Pensioner = benefit scrounger (giggle)
Pensioner = benefit scrounger (giggle)
17 Sep 2025 20:45:24
Eggs benedict and my garden lookin lovely prediction
Eggs benedict and my garden lookin lovely prediction
17 Sep 2025 20:45:26
Hahaha
Hahaha
17 Sep 2025 20:45:37
getting Britain back to work
getting Britain back to work
17 Sep 2025 20:45:40
I'd race you round the block for a tenner.
I'd race you round the block for a tenner.
17 Sep 2025 20:45:54
I'd do it for £10K
I'd do it for £10K
17 Sep 2025 20:46:04
Carl Douglas fkn Luiz Kung foo sh ite
Carl Douglas fkn Luiz Kung foo sh ite
17 Sep 2025 20:46:14
You wouldn't win if I had a beer in my hand (rofl)
You wouldn't win if I had a beer in my hand (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:46:19
Beauty
Beauty
17 Sep 2025 20:46:35
Jesus Hat-trick incoming! Who'd have thunk it? (rock)
Jesus Hat-trick incoming! Who'd have thunk it? (rock)
17 Sep 2025 20:46:48
Lovely football in the build up
Lovely football in the build up
17 Sep 2025 20:47:02
You reds every confidence
You reds every confidence
17 Sep 2025 20:47:06
Bakwa again starts it off brilliant
Bakwa again starts it off brilliant
17 Sep 2025 20:47:30
Hairy Wambat's red and white army! COYR!
Hairy Wambat's red and white army! COYR!
17 Sep 2025 20:47:33
You bring ya beer & I'll hod your defibrillator
You bring ya beer & I'll hod your defibrillator
17 Sep 2025 20:47:54
Button it Larry :-D
Button it Larry :-D
17 Sep 2025 20:47:57
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:47:57
Hutchinson ya mug
Hutchinson ya mug
17 Sep 2025 20:48:12
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:48:17
Fuck off geordie loving byker Grove ant and Dec I'm a celebrity get me out of here tosser (rofl)
Fuck off geordie loving byker Grove ant and Dec I'm a celebrity get me out of here tosser (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:48:21
Hutch looks like the heist of the century
Hutch looks like the heist of the century
17 Sep 2025 20:48:43
Yeah for Ipswich
Yeah for Ipswich
17 Sep 2025 20:49:15
(rofl) couldn't fkn name anyone from butlins
(rofl) couldn't fkn name anyone from butlins
17 Sep 2025 20:49:25
40 fooking million
40 fooking million
17 Sep 2025 20:49:40
That's Wood finished
That's Wood finished
17 Sep 2025 20:49:41
YEP! £40M. Can't even digest it
YEP! £40M. Can't even digest it
17 Sep 2025 20:50:06
Kalimangerino to come on after Jesus gets 1 more....
Kalimangerino to come on after Jesus gets 1 more....
17 Sep 2025 20:50:13
Gets four Jesus's
Gets four Jesus's
17 Sep 2025 20:51:00
Right, mega quick bedtime story
Right, mega quick bedtime story
17 Sep 2025 20:51:05
Where's dtp come on mate you can come on here now your safe 2 nil up (rofl)
Where's dtp come on mate you can come on here now your safe 2 nil up (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:51:05
Seriously though brilliant for jesus confidence. Coz we only got wood
Seriously though brilliant for jesus confidence. Coz we only got wood
17 Sep 2025 20:51:42
Jesus is ****e what happened to Yates not seen him (rofl)
Jesus is ****e what happened to Yates not seen him (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:52:24
Fck you skegs. He's warming up (rofl)
Fck you skegs. He's warming up (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:52:26
Yates is a bit headless chicken
Yates is a bit headless chicken
17 Sep 2025 20:52:37
Hooydonk said 4-0 Swansea. Obviously been drinking panda pops in dtp's garden (rofl)
Hooydonk said 4-0 Swansea. Obviously been drinking panda pops in dtp's garden (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:52:53
Heres jester hoooooray
Heres jester hoooooray
17 Sep 2025 20:53:06
Get the bar open
Get the bar open
17 Sep 2025 20:53:41
(rock)
(rock)
17 Sep 2025 20:54:02
Have you got any 00
Have you got any 00
17 Sep 2025 20:54:15
Super Jester. Lock up ya daughters
Super Jester. Lock up ya daughters
17 Sep 2025 20:54:44
Yeah 0% patter off the skegs mafia
Yeah 0% patter off the skegs mafia
17 Sep 2025 20:55:15
Arry and hooydonk jester (rofl)
Arry and hooydonk jester (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:56:20
(envy)
(envy)
17 Sep 2025 20:56:39
Jester how's it going pal
Jester how's it going pal
17 Sep 2025 20:57:24
Yeah how's the health jester
Yeah how's the health jester
17 Sep 2025 20:57:48
OK they're having another crack at rebooting the ticker tomorrow morning b
OK they're having another crack at rebooting the ticker tomorrow morning b
17 Sep 2025 20:58:03
Shut the **** up geordie I asked first go and talk to ant and dec
Shut the **** up geordie I asked first go and talk to ant and dec
17 Sep 2025 20:58:29
Brilliant news my friend
Brilliant news my friend
17 Sep 2025 20:58:46
You need me to send a young woman round to do that jester (rofl)
You need me to send a young woman round to do that jester (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 20:59:00
Hope they've pay their electricity bill
Hope they've pay their electricity bill
17 Sep 2025 20:59:13
Doesn't know you honkydonk
Doesn't know you honkydonk
17 Sep 2025 20:59:19
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:00:18
Don't knock the power out here jester Larry will be putting a cold weather payment in(rofl)
Don't knock the power out here jester Larry will be putting a cold weather payment in(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:00:24
You 3 are on form again
You 3 are on form again
17 Sep 2025 21:00:49
I'm gonna nip down and put balloons £2 fuel bill allowance in
I'm gonna nip down and put balloons £2 fuel bill allowance in
17 Sep 2025 21:01:34
He's in red lion told them to turn heating up
He's in red lion told them to turn heating up
17 Sep 2025 21:01:46
Surprised he hasn't plugged into off shore wind
Surprised he hasn't plugged into off shore wind
17 Sep 2025 21:02:23
Doesn't need to. The fkr talks enough
Doesn't need to. The fkr talks enough
17 Sep 2025 21:02:29
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:03:35
Nah but hope all goes well tomorrow jester bud
Nah but hope all goes well tomorrow jester bud
17 Sep 2025 21:04:13
I hope so to mate
I hope so to mate
17 Sep 2025 21:04:34
Now **** off you you geordie twat
Now **** off you you geordie twat
17 Sep 2025 21:04:36
Thanks lads it worked before for 3 weeks ?????
Thanks lads it worked before for 3 weeks ?????
17 Sep 2025 21:04:59
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
17 Sep 2025 21:05:35
3 weeks more than bowies worked in last 2 years jester
3 weeks more than bowies worked in last 2 years jester
17 Sep 2025 21:06:06
(rofl) your on form skegs
(rofl) your on form skegs
17 Sep 2025 21:06:46
Who's skegs I'm balloons (rofl)
Who's skegs I'm balloons (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:06:47
You OK Bowiered retirement is great when you sort out a place to hide
You OK Bowiered retirement is great when you sort out a place to hide
17 Sep 2025 21:06:50
Btw jester balloons, still on tripe duties
Btw jester balloons, still on tripe duties
17 Sep 2025 21:07:36
I've got 50 gallons of hooch in the shed
I've got 50 gallons of hooch in the shed
17 Sep 2025 21:08:08
Yeah jester, still sorting out at work. Think they are gonna give me half pay for 5 x years
Yeah jester, still sorting out at work. Think they are gonna give me half pay for 5 x years
17 Sep 2025 21:08:36
Buy it off ya (rofl)
Buy it off ya (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:08:43
Don't tell Bowie that he will be there while your having your electric shock treatment knicking the ****er
Don't tell Bowie that he will be there while your having your electric shock treatment knicking the ****er
17 Sep 2025 21:09:24
:-D
:-D
17 Sep 2025 21:09:34
(rofl) pi ss off skegs
(rofl) pi ss off skegs
17 Sep 2025 21:11:35
Old fat Larry's warming himself on the 20 pound notes he's chucking on his bbq to keep warm scrounging ****ing pensioner(rofl)
Old fat Larry's warming himself on the 20 pound notes he's chucking on his bbq to keep warm scrounging ****ing pensioner(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:11:49
That's what balloons loves about these games and their strips, he's still paying for black n white license
That's what balloons loves about these games and their strips, he's still paying for black n white license
17 Sep 2025 21:12:44
He has no licence his Mrs pays for it tight ****er
He has no licence his Mrs pays for it tight ****er
17 Sep 2025 21:13:04
Bowie is there version of Harry Arter. Just pay the old twat off & get rid (rofl)
Bowie is there version of Harry Arter. Just pay the old twat off & get rid (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:13:27
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:13:43
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:14:33
Hutchinson has quick feet.Bowie has black feet (rofl)
Hutchinson has quick feet.Bowie has black feet (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:14:53
Harry arter ,your fkn really jealous of him balloons (rofl)
Harry arter ,your fkn really jealous of him balloons (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:15:08
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:15:51
True actually. But 3rd time you've cracked it (rofl)
True actually. But 3rd time you've cracked it (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:18:30
Booooooo mgw
Booooooo mgw
17 Sep 2025 21:18:32
Here he comes Herr Flick
Here he comes Herr Flick
17 Sep 2025 21:18:33
CHO has more caps than Gibbs-White I think
CHO has more caps than Gibbs-White I think
17 Sep 2025 21:18:46
Have we still actually got a youth academy still ?
Have we still actually got a youth academy still ?
17 Sep 2025 21:19:17
anyone half decent goes on loan and never plays for us these days
anyone half decent goes on loan and never plays for us these days
17 Sep 2025 21:19:48
Yates probably the last
Yates probably the last
17 Sep 2025 21:19:56
Bowie obviously knows Epstien asking about young uns (rofl)
Bowie obviously knows Epstien asking about young uns (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:20:11
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:20:22
The Epstein Academy
The Epstein Academy
17 Sep 2025 21:20:31
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:20:52
Well they wouldn't look twice at you two ugly twa ts
Well they wouldn't look twice at you two ugly twa ts
17 Sep 2025 21:20:57
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:21:09
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:21:27
Bang!
Bang!
17 Sep 2025 21:21:42
He's bent a few over in prison (rofl)
He's bent a few over in prison (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:22:00
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:22:08
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:22:21
Mr balloons do you need a blowie (rofl)
Mr balloons do you need a blowie (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:22:37
Bend it like Bowie
Bend it like Bowie
17 Sep 2025 21:22:46
Exactly give out more soap than head and shoulders
Exactly give out more soap than head and shoulders
17 Sep 2025 21:22:49
Ill have a bowie if there's one going
Ill have a bowie if there's one going
17 Sep 2025 21:22:54
To bring a group of players that gave never played together before when ange has only been in charge 10 days
To bring a group of players that gave never played together before when ange has only been in charge 10 days
17 Sep 2025 21:23:06
Speaks volumes
Speaks volumes
17 Sep 2025 21:23:18
Great performance
Great performance
17 Sep 2025 21:23:31
Oh dear I'm going sleep how's the pansies dtp
Oh dear I'm going sleep how's the pansies dtp
17 Sep 2025 21:23:48
you can't make players feel like part of a team and not let them play (or play em out of position in Jesus case)
you can't make players feel like part of a team and not let them play (or play em out of position in Jesus case)
17 Sep 2025 21:24:03
Some class performance out there larry
Some class performance out there larry
17 Sep 2025 21:24:38
You had enough red wine to come on 2 nil up against a championship Swansea (rofl)
You had enough red wine to come on 2 nil up against a championship Swansea (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:24:45
Gibbs White making sure he stays top of the giving the ball away charts
Gibbs White making sure he stays top of the giving the ball away charts
17 Sep 2025 21:24:53
Sjeggs do one
Sjeggs do one
17 Sep 2025 21:25:21
I love you dtp my little pansy (rofl)
I love you dtp my little pansy (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:25:34
Cuhna!!!! FFS!
Cuhna!!!! FFS!
17 Sep 2025 21:25:50
Boly HB (rofl)
Boly HB (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:26:00
Only 1 HB and 1 Peno Boly....
Only 1 HB and 1 Peno Boly....
17 Sep 2025 21:26:24
At least it ain't park the bus
At least it ain't park the bus
17 Sep 2025 21:26:37
Squeaky bum time
Squeaky bum time
17 Sep 2025 21:26:44
(swear)
(swear)
17 Sep 2025 21:26:54
Bye bye dtp (rofl)
Bye bye dtp (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:27:10
Ange the terrible (rofl)
Ange the terrible (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:27:11
Boly ball watching
Boly ball watching
17 Sep 2025 21:27:29
Bring back nuno for gids sake
Bring back nuno for gids sake
17 Sep 2025 21:27:34
it was in Boly's zone. Boly's last game for Forest? (facepalm)
it was in Boly's zone. Boly's last game for Forest? (facepalm)
17 Sep 2025 21:27:35
Game on ,your fault skeggs ??
Game on ,your fault skeggs ??
17 Sep 2025 21:27:42
Nuno nuno nuno
Nuno nuno nuno
17 Sep 2025 21:27:46
Terrible fkn defending
Terrible fkn defending
17 Sep 2025 21:28:09
Zonal marking? Not for me I'm afraid
Zonal marking? Not for me I'm afraid
17 Sep 2025 21:28:13
Zonal and it was in front of Boly and he didn't move.
Zonal and it was in front of Boly and he didn't move.
17 Sep 2025 21:28:14
Get use to it with ange ask spurs fans
Get use to it with ange ask spurs fans
17 Sep 2025 21:28:16
HOOOF IT (rofl)
HOOOF IT (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:28:23
It's that high press I've not sent tonight
It's that high press I've not sent tonight
17 Sep 2025 21:28:48
We'll be fine . Swansea an ex Cooper team
We'll be fine . Swansea an ex Cooper team
17 Sep 2025 21:28:58
Ange is worried.... He prob regrets bringing on MGW and CHO now
Ange is worried.... He prob regrets bringing on MGW and CHO now
17 Sep 2025 21:29:00
Anyway enjoy lads I'm watching rest of it
Anyway enjoy lads I'm watching rest of it
17 Sep 2025 21:29:51
No chance of enjoying (rofl)
No chance of enjoying (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:29:54
Yep me too. Good crack tonight . Take care boys
Yep me too. Good crack tonight . Take care boys
17 Sep 2025 21:29:57
Edu sat there thinking, "Both goals from my signings and the goal against was not mine!"
Edu sat there thinking, "Both goals from my signings and the goal against was not mine!"
17 Sep 2025 21:30:37
And me. Take care tomorrow jester matey
And me. Take care tomorrow jester matey
17 Sep 2025 21:31:17
OK, CHO is defo better than Hutchinson (clap)
OK, CHO is defo better than Hutchinson (clap)
17 Sep 2025 21:31:35
£40M :-o
£40M :-o
17 Sep 2025 21:31:45
Uredddsssss
Uredddsssss
17 Sep 2025 21:31:56
2
2
17 Sep 2025 21:31:57
Yates looks decent
Yates looks decent
17 Sep 2025 21:32:57
For what the championship
For what the championship
17 Sep 2025 21:34:26
We looked better with Jesus on the pitch
We looked better with Jesus on the pitch
17 Sep 2025 21:37:07
I'd sooner see Yates than Sangare
I'd sooner see Yates than Sangare
17 Sep 2025 21:37:44
The biggest reason we had to keep Sangare? It begins with Y and ends with S
The biggest reason we had to keep Sangare? It begins with Y and ends with S
17 Sep 2025 21:38:55
You are entitled to your opinion
You are entitled to your opinion
17 Sep 2025 21:40:58
Yates can do a job, but Sangare is a better player if you want to keep the ball
Yates can do a job, but Sangare is a better player if you want to keep the ball
17 Sep 2025 21:42:52
Look at the stats when Sangare plays, we struggle to create and often loose.
Look at the stats when Sangare plays, we struggle to create and often loose.
17 Sep 2025 21:43:48
Anyway, here he comes☹️
Anyway, here he comes☹️
17 Sep 2025 21:45:44
Lose I meant ?
Lose I meant ?
17 Sep 2025 21:49:51
Tell you what, Zynchenko looks decent
Tell you what, Zynchenko looks decent
17 Sep 2025 21:51:57
Bring back nuno
Bring back nuno
17 Sep 2025 21:52:14
Make Yates Captain!
Make Yates Captain!
17 Sep 2025 21:52:15
No thank you
No thank you
17 Sep 2025 21:52:22
(facepalm)
(facepalm)
17 Sep 2025 21:52:27
Nuno nuno he knows how to defend and win
Nuno nuno he knows how to defend and win
17 Sep 2025 21:52:51
Ange the terrible
Ange the terrible
17 Sep 2025 21:53:16
If anyone asks why Boly and Yates can't get in the team again I'm going to shoot them
If anyone asks why Boly and Yates can't get in the team again I'm going to shoot them
17 Sep 2025 21:53:24
Living the ange dream (rofl)
Living the ange dream (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:53:53
Hairy Wombat's Red and White Army!!! (clap)
Hairy Wombat's Red and White Army!!! (clap)
17 Sep 2025 21:54:24
Best signing since carvahallo
Best signing since carvahallo
17 Sep 2025 21:55:04
Where's dtp (rofl)
Where's dtp (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:55:29
Sangare on to shore it up ?
Sangare on to shore it up ?
17 Sep 2025 21:55:36
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:55:41
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:55:44
(rofl)
(rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:55:53
Swansea (rofl)
Swansea (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:56:05
I'll say no more about sangare He's total garbage
I'll say no more about sangare He's total garbage
17 Sep 2025 21:56:14
Ange the great bring back nuno
Ange the great bring back nuno
17 Sep 2025 21:56:33
☹️?
☹️?
17 Sep 2025 21:56:46
Wtf Just happened?
Wtf Just happened?
17 Sep 2025 21:56:52
Welcome to Angeball
Welcome to Angeball
17 Sep 2025 21:57:28
What and nuno dtp stop blaming everyone else ****e defending ange knows nothing about
What and nuno dtp stop blaming everyone else ****e defending ange knows nothing about
17 Sep 2025 21:57:42
They were winning 2-0 when they were playing Angeball. Subs were a disaster.
They were winning 2-0 when they were playing Angeball. Subs were a disaster.
17 Sep 2025 21:57:44
Hope you enjoyed attacking football (rofl)
Hope you enjoyed attacking football (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:57:59
Where's Hughton when you need him?
Where's Hughton when you need him?
17 Sep 2025 21:58:18
We love ange (rofl)
We love ange (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 21:58:22
Bring back Megson
Bring back Megson
17 Sep 2025 21:58:26
I said we'd lose
I said we'd lose
17 Sep 2025 21:58:51
I posted it a few days ago
I posted it a few days ago
17 Sep 2025 21:58:55
Fucking spurs fans laughing at us and maranakis
Fucking spurs fans laughing at us and maranakis
17 Sep 2025 21:59:14
There's big problems with this team. I question the decision making
There's big problems with this team. I question the decision making
17 Sep 2025 21:59:26
Bit embarrassing really
Bit embarrassing really
17 Sep 2025 21:59:35
subs were poor but they were the off-form players to be honest
subs were poor but they were the off-form players to be honest
17 Sep 2025 21:59:46
Massively embarrassed
Massively embarrassed
17 Sep 2025 21:59:47
You could see they were folding from about 60 mins on
You could see they were folding from about 60 mins on
17 Sep 2025 22:00:06
Just fkn sad
Just fkn sad
17 Sep 2025 22:00:09
Bring on the ange era (rofl)
Bring on the ange era (rofl)
17 Sep 2025 22:00:19
Its a big mistake
Its a big mistake
17 Sep 2025 22:00:34
Jesus ? full stop
Jesus ? full stop
17 Sep 2025 22:00:35
hopefully the reason Jesus came off early is that he starts at the weekend
hopefully the reason Jesus came off early is that he starts at the weekend
17 Sep 2025 22:00:38
Attacking football with no defence
Attacking football with no defence
17 Sep 2025 22:00:42
Burnley next and can't see anything but a draw
Burnley next and can't see anything but a draw
17 Sep 2025 22:01:18
Good luck with that sky
Good luck with that sky
17 Sep 2025 22:01:22
We will get hammered
We will get hammered
17 Sep 2025 22:02:19
We can concentrate on winning the league and Europa Cup now??
We can concentrate on winning the league and Europa Cup now??
17 Sep 2025 22:02:31
D'ya reckon Boly, Morato and Yates have played their way into the team? (swear)
D'ya reckon Boly, Morato and Yates have played their way into the team? (swear)
17 Sep 2025 22:02:55
No
No
17 Sep 2025 22:03:43
We've found out Jesus is good, Bakwa is good.... Luiz did **** all and MGW makes FK all diff
We've found out Jesus is good, Bakwa is good.... Luiz did **** all and MGW makes FK all diff
17 Sep 2025 22:08:16
True
True
17 Sep 2025 22:10:02
Threw it away I suppose but was he just looking at the players?
Threw it away I suppose but was he just looking at the players?