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27 Nov 2025 13:25:51
COYR, wish i could be there tonight, should be a fantastic atmosphere.
27 Nov 2025 15:21:43
COYR
27 Nov 2025 15:51:48
Everyone on tonight, I wanna see those fingers
27 Nov 2025 16:14:57
???Those?
27 Nov 2025 16:23:41
(rofl) does for me bud
27 Nov 2025 16:26:53
Must be almost beer o'clock
27 Nov 2025 16:29:05
Be back later, tescos is calling me, "pizza and beer!!!" it keeps echoing in my little head (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 16:34:51
Take care son ?
27 Nov 2025 17:07:31
Uredddsssss
27 Nov 2025 17:09:06
Big Larry's cooking steak tonight thanks to his big pay rise bloody rich pensioners (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 18:06:07
Lmao, ive just got back with "extra special" beer battered chips, mushy peas and some nice fatty rumps
27 Nov 2025 18:17:35
You collected your pension as well rrh (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 18:46:55
Not yet, still got 27 years, it will be abolished by then(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 19:01:34
Rumours are Murrilo at LB ??
27 Nov 2025 19:21:10
Telegraph i mean ffs reds
27 Nov 2025 19:21:40
Loves to make on he's well above us ffs
27 Nov 2025 19:22:46
He cooks steak like a **** wooden bog seat winter
27 Nov 2025 19:24:06
Sorry skegs meant for (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 19:25:38
Skegs is back on(rofl) Could that mean the return of the chosen one ?
27 Nov 2025 19:31:03
Got my winter fuel allowance today. Fillet au poivre & Champagne. Enjoy your turkey twizzlers skegs (rofl) Oh & thanx keep grafting & pay that tax (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 19:35:57
Greedy bloody pensioners
27 Nov 2025 19:40:05
What times the bar open and his jester serving his famous turps ;-(
27 Nov 2025 19:44:30
A man of my standing & personal wealth can't be seen drinking with you lot
27 Nov 2025 19:46:45
Get on, I'll have 3 pints of turps and a brake fluid chaser (clap)
27 Nov 2025 19:49:02
Mcgovern there again freeloading. It's like trying to get rid of aids (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 19:49:14
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 19:50:21
(rofl) your just jealous Larry you could of spent some of your hard earned pay rise on going tonight penny's to you (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 19:50:37
Bit of a weird line up - are we writing Malmo off?
27 Nov 2025 19:50:56
Is that DTP causing chaos in the away end? (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 19:51:16
Forgot where he was again
27 Nov 2025 19:51:30
We should be writing them off bsered there crap
27 Nov 2025 19:51:47
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 19:52:27
"I hope they don't write us off........
27 Nov 2025 19:53:01
Think he's got the weekend in mind, bigger game imo
27 Nov 2025 19:53:09
Where's the little geordie I'm a celebrity lover doing a jungle trial your challenge tonight is to wear a Sunderland shirt (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 19:53:24
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 19:54:26
Dtp Ilkeston massive, especially massive in the mouth region (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 19:54:34
He was working with St Johns down in the south of France last night, nursing his mates after the old bill kicked the ? out of them
27 Nov 2025 19:55:42
Bowie won't come until Ant & Dec as finished. I'm a drunk, Get me out of heeeeerrre
27 Nov 2025 19:56:40
Come on Bowie, doesn't take an hour to boil a kettle and eat a pot noodle (swear)
27 Nov 2025 19:57:24
Come on Bowie stop watching trump porn (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 19:57:33
He's had his orders. Pots & Hoovering first
27 Nov 2025 19:57:45
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 19:59:47
Kalimuendo hat trick tonight ?
27 Nov 2025 20:00:09
He needs to score
27 Nov 2025 20:00:41
Where's cyclist got a puncture
27 Nov 2025 20:01:08
His chain popped off again
27 Nov 2025 20:02:49
That Clough & Taylor sheet they held up was dpt,you could see the skid marks
27 Nov 2025 20:03:37
Don't tell anyone on banter site murillo is starting at left back they won't believe you (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:03:42
Errr is Murillo playing LB(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:03:48
Hahaha yep
27 Nov 2025 20:05:01
McAtee needs a good game, get some confidence in the lad
27 Nov 2025 20:05:14
Yes yes yes at last(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:05:50
Jester you make sure you let them know (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:06:02
Just love the all red kit
27 Nov 2025 20:06:43
Kali needs goals
27 Nov 2025 20:07:01
Don't let mcatee take corners (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:07:21
He’s done nothing since signing
27 Nov 2025 20:07:35
Looked good for Citeh
27 Nov 2025 20:09:25
Where's Bowie ? Failed the breath test again
27 Nov 2025 20:09:44
I reckon with all those players around me i could look decent in the city side
27 Nov 2025 20:10:13
I was in the the toilet, what's happened (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:10:31
Broken bog seat?
27 Nov 2025 20:10:53
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:11:07
Skegs is on call
27 Nov 2025 20:11:24
He'd be sacked if he took that long to change one (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:11:47
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:11:59
He has a picture of trump above is toilet (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:12:01
Looking for phone numbers on the back of the bog door
27 Nov 2025 20:12:08
Ok reds against mal (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:12:18
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:12:51
Your turn to clean up froggy
27 Nov 2025 20:13:22
Don’t do piss and sick Bowie mate
27 Nov 2025 20:13:39
Tax forest lazy t#ats
27 Nov 2025 20:13:51
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:13:54
Half digested burgers and pickled eggs (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:14:09
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:14:59
Get milkman and cravers on , I wanna rape em ????
27 Nov 2025 20:15:10
Used condoms, needles and tinfoil
27 Nov 2025 20:15:25
Used condoms blocking the urinals has Skegs been about ?
27 Nov 2025 20:16:00
Oi, you lot missed me
27 Nov 2025 20:16:04
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:16:05
Think they were left from his date with DTP
27 Nov 2025 20:16:11
Always
27 Nov 2025 20:16:27
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:16:32
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:16:47
Bowie silk n ravers are the same person
27 Nov 2025 20:17:03
There's only one ian woan
27 Nov 2025 20:17:13
Silk and ravers love Bowie (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:17:25
(rofl) winter
27 Nov 2025 20:17:55
It’s the bogies blocking the urinals - the flood is seeping through to the women’s
27 Nov 2025 20:18:31
Skegs/winter/froggy tempt them on with your carol singing
27 Nov 2025 20:18:34
Frog you know alot about toilets, skegs sign him up quick
27 Nov 2025 20:19:03
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:19:05
:-(
27 Nov 2025 20:19:36
It's a skill changing a bog seat need loads of gcse :-D
27 Nov 2025 20:19:52
Froggy done bog duties at the club winter
27 Nov 2025 20:20:11
It’s the stuff stuck under the seat u have to worry about
27 Nov 2025 20:20:14
I try not to waste to much attention to him/her/them Bowie, they love it but on the odd occasion on of his personalities seems to know what their talking about
27 Nov 2025 20:20:51
Scrubbed the toilets for years in wormwood scrubs
27 Nov 2025 20:21:01
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:21:02
Have you still got that Forest plunger skegs ??
27 Nov 2025 20:21:18
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:21:20
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:21:42
No he stuck it up impostor no clue upon his sacking
27 Nov 2025 20:22:00
Abbot shooting like his dad, russ
27 Nov 2025 20:22:21
(rofl) (clap)
27 Nov 2025 20:22:41
Shame we haven’t put a full team out
27 Nov 2025 20:23:01
Nah save em for the seagulls
27 Nov 2025 20:23:27
We need a goal now
27 Nov 2025 20:23:30
Another side perfect for Dyche, high line
27 Nov 2025 20:23:47
Lots of possession
27 Nov 2025 20:24:05
22 minutes dyche out
27 Nov 2025 20:24:10
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:24:20
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:24:26
Abbot can't function without Costello
27 Nov 2025 20:24:40
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:24:56
Or a pint of Greene King
27 Nov 2025 20:25:05
We look poor
27 Nov 2025 20:25:17
Remember him from Italy larry
27 Nov 2025 20:25:20
Edu out
27 Nov 2025 20:25:35
22 minutes Bowie? It's 33 on my stick (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:25:47
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:25:57
1979 on bowies (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:26:08
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:26:16
Francis just scored
27 Nov 2025 20:26:38
Make some changes. We need Ian bowyer on and Stan Bowles warming up
27 Nov 2025 20:26:47
Who Rossi (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:27:21
Ef you balloons your still watching bill n Ben the defensive men
27 Nov 2025 20:27:28
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:27:30
This is poor it’s like training ground stuff
27 Nov 2025 20:28:03
I'd have gave little weed one Bowie (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:28:28
Yates (clap)
27 Nov 2025 20:28:29
(rofl) (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:29:13
Ask milkman and ravers about little weed
27 Nov 2025 20:29:18
That was actually composed for once
27 Nov 2025 20:29:21
COYR
27 Nov 2025 20:29:49
Bloody yates crap (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:29:58
He was passing to Kilamanjaro (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:30:08
Ravers loves playing with his little milkworm
27 Nov 2025 20:30:25
Just an amazing scorer yates
27 Nov 2025 20:30:42
Goal machine
27 Nov 2025 20:31:03
Stop wetting your pants Bowie (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:31:20
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:31:55
Yates will get an open top skateboard through Hucknall
27 Nov 2025 20:32:12
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:33:40
Actually now I've retired, hope some f kr took yates off the back of my locker door :-o
27 Nov 2025 20:34:27
What do we think as murillo has left back shhhhhh don't tell anyone else ? maybe we need a poll (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:35:07
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:35:28
As long as they didn't take you picture of the mackems down
27 Nov 2025 20:36:36
(rofl) ballooned tw#t
27 Nov 2025 20:37:45
Why we playing most of our 1st team
27 Nov 2025 20:37:45
Fooking wood would have had a field day with all these balls in the box
27 Nov 2025 20:38:08
Exactly winter
27 Nov 2025 20:40:57
Been impressed by Abbott, think he'll link up well with Jesus ;-)
27 Nov 2025 20:41:06
Skegs/larry you finished bingo yet ?
27 Nov 2025 20:43:00
You try for ticket winter ?
27 Nov 2025 20:43:41
Nah not my thing lol, I'd go for a nap
27 Nov 2025 20:43:51
Not yet , waiting on one. Number 40 drunken geordie(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:43:55
Shut it geordie you finished your Bush tucker trial yet :-D
27 Nov 2025 20:44:29
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:44:54
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:45:16
Odoi actually playing well
27 Nov 2025 20:45:31
We should be 3 up
27 Nov 2025 20:45:48
Uredddsssss
27 Nov 2025 20:45:49
It will bite us on our arse
27 Nov 2025 20:45:57
Finally, Yates caused them trouble again, fair play though, some save that and bang 30mill sticker from a yard out(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:46:41
Striker even, wouldn't want that fecker as a sticker
27 Nov 2025 20:46:49
Surprised he didn’t miss it (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:47:10
Edus best signing (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:47:25
He shanked it home
27 Nov 2025 20:48:48
Yates having a good game
27 Nov 2025 20:48:53
Leave him alone, Newcastle have offered 100 million (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:49:19
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:49:36
100 million penny's take it (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:49:57
100 pennies take it
27 Nov 2025 20:50:02
Only one RYAN YATES
27 Nov 2025 20:50:05
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:50:35
Well we made them look half decent (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:50:53
Kalimuendo hat trick
27 Nov 2025 20:50:55
Bowie has got Yates on his shirt. It was cheaper than Hudson Odoi
27 Nov 2025 20:51:16
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:51:44
It's actually Y balloons
27 Nov 2025 20:51:59
Skegs splashed Out on EDU on his shirt
27 Nov 2025 20:52:51
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:53:02
I saw skegs with his shirt on today. When did we sign Butlins?
27 Nov 2025 20:53:20
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:53:29
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:53:46
His shorts read “Janitor”
27 Nov 2025 20:54:37
Balloons it's his and winters 7 x days a week keep our pension up
27 Nov 2025 20:54:53
My sponsor says Ballys on my shirt. He's got Ballcock on his
27 Nov 2025 20:54:59
?
27 Nov 2025 20:55:06
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:56:00
Its winter(season not me)now, im pretty much part time(rock)
27 Nov 2025 20:56:02
Your sponsor says f wit balloons tight arse
27 Nov 2025 20:56:39
Well, they do look poor indeed. Might just be an exhibition game from now on.
27 Nov 2025 20:57:01
We need snow n lots of it and I'll be on holiday (rock)
27 Nov 2025 20:57:37
Thats a bit harsh Bowie, is it you ladies week (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:57:56
:-(
27 Nov 2025 20:58:25
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 20:58:32
Good to see ya bs bud
27 Nov 2025 20:59:34
Its the whole pensioner thing, they write something then forget five mins later;-)
27 Nov 2025 21:00:46
Winter
27 Nov 2025 21:00:49
Bunch of tossers :-D
27 Nov 2025 21:01:30
Me and jimmy santa belly's off to hawes this weekend
27 Nov 2025 21:01:46
Notice how skegs dissappear at half time. He's doing his packing up for work. A pottered meat sandwich,a munch bunch yoghurt & a penguin
27 Nov 2025 21:01:55
Bunch of forest reject fans Where's your ripped sheets you need to show you a true forest fan ?
27 Nov 2025 21:02:00
Wanna meet for a pint of vodka ?
27 Nov 2025 21:02:47
I don't know where hawes is(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:03:05
I'm off Sunderland this weekend to see my grandparents
27 Nov 2025 21:03:08
Well it won't be south of Leeds (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:03:08
Not far from ya bud
27 Nov 2025 21:03:47
Unless your coming in a silvercross?
27 Nov 2025 21:04:11
Not far? Its in the dales(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:04:27
Exactly (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:04:54
Probably an hour from you
27 Nov 2025 21:04:57
Fooking miles away, might as well be Liverpool
27 Nov 2025 21:05:31
Cow **** county
27 Nov 2025 21:05:33
Its like two counties away
27 Nov 2025 21:05:49
Ok go to Liverpool (hint don't take a taxi)
27 Nov 2025 21:05:53
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:07:18
To be fair I'll probably be up on the north yorks this weekend, shooting season and making sure the fookers don't shoot the public
27 Nov 2025 21:08:29
Immigrants ?
27 Nov 2025 21:09:06
Did you here that dtp there's edu really instrumental in the recruitment ???
27 Nov 2025 21:10:38
There's only one RYAN YATES
27 Nov 2025 21:11:04
Don't need a shotgun for them rubber boats Bowie, airgun would be fine(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:11:04
More like Jeremy bates(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:11:41
(rofl) (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:11:52
Master bates
27 Nov 2025 21:12:04
Reds playing well lads
27 Nov 2025 21:12:08
Eddie yates
27 Nov 2025 21:12:40
Put em to the sword
27 Nov 2025 21:13:05
Malmo not the immigrants:-P
27 Nov 2025 21:13:13
Shut it geordie you've had to many voddies seeing double you think we're 4 nil up malmos ****
27 Nov 2025 21:14:33
Malmo still f kn hate us balloons is still trying to work out a set of drawers from the 80s
27 Nov 2025 21:16:05
Shut it skegs
27 Nov 2025 21:16:19
Serbinater, Serbinater, Serbinater
27 Nov 2025 21:16:29
yesss
27 Nov 2025 21:16:44
Tyre fixed?
27 Nov 2025 21:16:56
was in a meeting
27 Nov 2025 21:17:02
Only one RYAN YATES
27 Nov 2025 21:17:14
just in time to see the milenkovic goal... sorry Bowie
27 Nov 2025 21:18:17
Yates provided cyclist again
27 Nov 2025 21:18:35
"only one Ryan Yates, one Ryan Yates and he makes Bowie master bate, one Ryan Yates"
27 Nov 2025 21:18:46
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:18:53
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:20:03
Got Boly on and rest one of the centre halves
27 Nov 2025 21:21:18
Boly on and pair him with Sangare in CB
27 Nov 2025 21:21:38
Haha these subs
27 Nov 2025 21:21:43
Harsh
27 Nov 2025 21:24:08
Old Larry's counting his money in the corner of his room seeing if he's got enough to do 7 days out drinking this week instead of 6 rich pensioners send them to the front line :-D
27 Nov 2025 21:25:32
Minimum wage up 50p.Whst more do you want(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:26:15
(rofl) :-( (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:26:37
(clap)
27 Nov 2025 21:28:17
Just think 6hrs graft & you get a free donkey ride (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:29:14
I'm sending all the grandkids and there mates round to yours Carol singing told them your a rich ****er and if he doesn't pay up to sorry paint we love the derby on your bungalow (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:29:33
Spray
27 Nov 2025 21:31:05
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:32:03
The amount of kids you've made wouldn't fit in our Cul de sac (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:32:33
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:32:46
Murillo hamstring again
27 Nov 2025 21:33:07
He'll be ok
27 Nov 2025 21:33:09
He's worse than Kyle Walker (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:36:37
Honest I would have hooked him and serbinator
27 Nov 2025 21:36:52
We need them for weekend
27 Nov 2025 21:37:21
Who says Dyche plays boring football? 2 games, 6 goals, none conceded.
27 Nov 2025 21:37:34
Who me balloons and skegs ?
27 Nov 2025 21:38:22
Not me 8=)
27 Nov 2025 21:38:23
Yeah you three will do(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:38:44
Three fine centre halves there
27 Nov 2025 21:38:53
Notts County would beat these
27 Nov 2025 21:38:53
Larry in goal
27 Nov 2025 21:39:06
Wheres wood these days , are am I looking at trees ?
27 Nov 2025 21:39:07
Boooooo yates
27 Nov 2025 21:39:17
DTP left back and Legolass right back
27 Nov 2025 21:39:51
Legolass for kaluemendo (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:40:03
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:40:56
DTP left back? Left back in the changing rooms, he'd be to busy hanging around the showers
27 Nov 2025 21:41:35
Come on come on jimmy sinclair jimmy sinclair
27 Nov 2025 21:41:48
Palace losing in tin pot cup (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:42:08
Its great to see the youth getting a chance
27 Nov 2025 21:42:14
Jimmy Saville (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:42:22
Special moment as said
27 Nov 2025 21:42:40
They've had our pants down with Mcatee useless & swapped him for Clive Sinclair
27 Nov 2025 21:42:54
F ck off skegs
27 Nov 2025 21:43:11
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:43:18
F ck you geordie (rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:43:55
McAtee is sh?te, never impressed in the u21s euros, still hasn't done naught
27 Nov 2025 21:44:10
I was gonna say happy thanks giving
27 Nov 2025 21:44:15
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:44:37
W?nks giving
27 Nov 2025 21:44:47
Boooooooo yank lover
27 Nov 2025 21:44:58
Thanks fk
27 Nov 2025 21:45:23
? Now now
27 Nov 2025 21:45:30
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:45:40
Nah later
27 Nov 2025 21:45:50
Drains blocked again
27 Nov 2025 21:46:14
Sjegs is on his way
27 Nov 2025 21:46:33
Wake the tramps up again in the car park
27 Nov 2025 21:47:54
5% in my battery. Later boys ?
27 Nov 2025 21:47:59
Rat poison needed
27 Nov 2025 21:48:20
Later Larry?
27 Nov 2025 21:48:30
Yeah 5% of my f kn temper
27 Nov 2025 21:48:36
Bye
27 Nov 2025 21:48:46
Night lads xx off for my fix of rat poison and stale beer
27 Nov 2025 21:48:53
Tight ****er plug it into your electrics typical pensioners owt to save a few pence
27 Nov 2025 21:49:03
(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:49:15
Yeah you hop it frog
27 Nov 2025 21:49:53
Do one the lot of you cocoa and bed ****ing pensioners
27 Nov 2025 21:51:04
Oi fecker, im younger than you(rofl)
27 Nov 2025 21:51:27
On Heineken then Merlot tonight
27 Nov 2025 21:52:20
Easy, Easy, Easy, night gents

 

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