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02 Aug 2023 18:02:05
Uredddddsssss
02 Aug 2023 18:06:56
Anyone cleaned the cellar out there's still my emptys to chuck out from last week ?
02 Aug 2023 18:12:37
Hello Skegs we are up and running. Where Bowie and jester (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 18:15:19
Jesters at the old ladies up the road and bowies just changing out of his villa top ?
02 Aug 2023 18:20:31
They'll only be us two on at this rate
02 Aug 2023 18:25:44
I know lol
02 Aug 2023 18:41:38
Plenty of beer for me then (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 18:47:59
Hoping I can get the game tonight again
02 Aug 2023 18:54:31
It's on now mate
02 Aug 2023 18:59:27
I've got it on YouTube again
02 Aug 2023 19:10:04
Can't get the ****er (envy)
02 Aug 2023 19:11:39
Friendly & cups number 11
02 Aug 2023 19:12:34
I'll update date . .... Coopers just parked the bus again sadly
02 Aug 2023 19:14:29
Glad I ain't watching the ****e then
02 Aug 2023 19:15:41
Be glad when season starts be able to get all the games then
02 Aug 2023 19:21:06
There all over us mate , another horror show
02 Aug 2023 19:21:47
Lol good job corries on in half hour then (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 19:22:30
It's Damon's ??? wish it was mine
02 Aug 2023 19:22:58
Bet bowies on phone to 79 telling him how much he's missed him ?
02 Aug 2023 19:23:40
Oooooooo 79 Ive missed you ❤️❤️❤️
02 Aug 2023 19:24:22
Ooooo Chase me ❤️❤️
02 Aug 2023 19:24:35
(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 19:25:41
We got out our 20 yard box yet
02 Aug 2023 19:26:06
Wood just hit the bar
02 Aug 2023 19:26:21
And it wasn't ours ??
02 Aug 2023 19:26:40
(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 19:27:39
What bar was that witherspoons ?
02 Aug 2023 19:28:29
(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 19:30:28
I did it 79 I got you back on my hero. By the way, anymore free tickets going (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 19:30:48
Bowies just been on phone to deepole asked for his name to be changed to jolly Bowie downthepub (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 19:31:10
(rofl) (rofl) (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 19:31:51
Only person with free tickets is splinter(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 19:34:39
Auria just gave a penalty
02 Aug 2023 19:34:56
No koyate
02 Aug 2023 19:35:25
Great
02 Aug 2023 19:35:48
1-0 rinse and repeat. Cooper out (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 19:36:46
Have we been parking the bus or have we managed to attack lol
02 Aug 2023 19:37:54
Not really attacking. Just a couple of failed hits on the break . We are crap mate
02 Aug 2023 19:38:26
Usual 10 men behind the ball
02 Aug 2023 19:38:49
According to 79 and a few we are great ?
02 Aug 2023 19:39:50
It's the Derbyshire air, makes you illunsinate
02 Aug 2023 19:42:15
(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 19:43:23
That's supposed to be Hallucinations I'm even spelling like 79 now (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 19:43:50
I reckon Bowie will be on his second bottle now shouting over his balcony we love villa tiger Woods waller ?
02 Aug 2023 19:46:39
2 nil
02 Aug 2023 19:46:45
2-0 that club footed oaf Worrell gave a pen away
02 Aug 2023 19:47:20
And there gonna give him a new contract (envy)
02 Aug 2023 19:47:26
We have arsenal to look forward to ?
02 Aug 2023 19:47:51
We give anyone a contract
02 Aug 2023 19:48:31
Can you imagine the happy clappers tomorrow
02 Aug 2023 19:48:55
It's only a friendly ?
02 Aug 2023 19:49:48
Make ya sick don't it. We are awful mate honest
02 Aug 2023 19:50:38
Don't surprise me to be honest
02 Aug 2023 19:59:04
Good evening Gentlemen. That's you Skegs and you Balloons by the way. You two really should get a room. I'm having a right laugh. Mind you I'm not watching the match.
02 Aug 2023 20:00:08
Are we awfully awful (swear)
02 Aug 2023 20:00:35
Lol gazzi I'm not I've just put corrie on more interesting
02 Aug 2023 20:00:42
Jester
02 Aug 2023 20:01:12
Yes been out for dinner sorry lads
02 Aug 2023 20:01:43
Nice meal or was it a maccy ds (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:02:29
No nice dinner the Otter on the river soar
02 Aug 2023 20:03:19
Sounds nice mate
02 Aug 2023 20:03:23
Any room for jolly, downthepub, free ticket splinter
02 Aug 2023 20:03:51
You cheeky fkr skegs
02 Aug 2023 20:04:13
Hello Bowie ?
02 Aug 2023 20:04:22
Just got in (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:04:39
There's always room for fellow fans
02 Aug 2023 20:04:41
Took the youngest for a meal
02 Aug 2023 20:04:58
You been out for meal with jester :-D
02 Aug 2023 20:05:04
Wedding anniversary 28 yrs
02 Aug 2023 20:05:28
Congratulations jester son
02 Aug 2023 20:05:43
This one's a keeper
02 Aug 2023 20:05:46
28 years hope she treat you to a nice meal (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:06:03
Congratulations jester my bloody 50th in September ?
02 Aug 2023 20:06:18
Went Dutch :-(
02 Aug 2023 20:07:01
Add up the other one I've done same
02 Aug 2023 20:07:02
That's only cause you've kept her locked up (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:07:23
Balloons
02 Aug 2023 20:08:10
I'm on my 3rd 10 year stretch (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:08:12
It's not good jester and Gazzi the pressing us hard when we get the ball and just passing through our midfield like it ain't there
02 Aug 2023 20:08:35
Who the fck can handle your gazzoo playing for 50 yrs balloons
02 Aug 2023 20:08:41
(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:09:17
Been reading comments on twitter fans are turning friendlys or not
02 Aug 2023 20:09:29
With some of the posts we get I'm taking up the violin :-(
02 Aug 2023 20:09:31
Ta for the update Balloons
02 Aug 2023 20:09:31
Had to pick one groopie Bowie sovwrnt fit the deaf one (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:09:49
(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:10:32
Bloody hell jester you've got more wife's than Bowie has football shirts (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:10:40
How long was she serving at the time balloons ?
02 Aug 2023 20:10:52
(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:11:02
3-0 Ther taking the piss now
02 Aug 2023 20:11:13
Just 2 first was a witch
02 Aug 2023 20:11:45
Balloons your missing sexy daisy for that ****e ??
02 Aug 2023 20:11:47
Oh dear!
02 Aug 2023 20:11:56
Defence is awful lads just awful
02 Aug 2023 20:11:57
Put Colback on(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:12:16
Get Surridge on
02 Aug 2023 20:12:31
Arsenal can put there youth team out
02 Aug 2023 20:12:38
Wheres the bus ffs
02 Aug 2023 20:12:41
Daisy will wait for me on catch up
02 Aug 2023 20:13:14
They've sent it out on loan Bowie (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:13:25
(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:13:33
Well the poached eggs on toast didn't work (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:14:04
Sounds like Cooper's learning from all these matches (swear)
02 Aug 2023 20:14:04
Going to be a long hard season
02 Aug 2023 20:14:15
??? wait for it ... It's only a friendly
02 Aug 2023 20:14:19
Get balloons to cook
02 Aug 2023 20:14:46
Wtf
02 Aug 2023 20:14:49
It's a horror show fingers 4-0 now
02 Aug 2023 20:14:50
No mate 6 games in we will change manager and play some proper football
02 Aug 2023 20:15:01
Yes Rennes are thinking that I bet
02 Aug 2023 20:15:37
Keep on clapping (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:15:44
It's gonna be double figures for Christ sake
02 Aug 2023 20:15:46
Tell ya lads I'm coming out of retirement, keeper gloves are out
02 Aug 2023 20:15:55
Are you watching a cricket match
02 Aug 2023 20:16:08
Hope the Greek guy isn't watching
02 Aug 2023 20:16:15
That's 79 dissapearing for a few months (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:16:54
Keepers all day the last one
02 Aug 2023 20:17:18
Have we got a keeper
02 Aug 2023 20:17:24
He'll have his head on his hands at Awsworth
02 Aug 2023 20:17:33
Clearly 4 at the back doesn't work
02 Aug 2023 20:17:45
He ain't done a lot wrong Worrell is awful
02 Aug 2023 20:17:45
(rofl) jester
02 Aug 2023 20:18:07
Went to put his head in his hands and dropped it
02 Aug 2023 20:19:27
79 will carry on abusing me at every opportunity tomorrow no doubt like he has done all week if I give a honest review of this garbage
02 Aug 2023 20:19:32
Who signed Warwick davis and why just put him up as a wall
02 Aug 2023 20:19:36
Worrall will be signing a new contract tomorrow bus driver
02 Aug 2023 20:20:20
Negatively rules
02 Aug 2023 20:21:02
It's been a terrible pre season we've learned nothing neither have the players
02 Aug 2023 20:21:03
I will rise above his childish mis-spelt garbage. I was virbally abused for a living mate. So it will take more than that bone head to get a rise out of me. But at least I could lock that scum away come night time. Unlike the late night drunken ramblings of the banter site fool
02 Aug 2023 20:21:20
Captain sensible, happy clapping, clapping happy clap
02 Aug 2023 20:21:37
??
02 Aug 2023 20:22:39
We've just got in there half (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:23:18
Nowt worse ppl getting pi ssed and rambling (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:23:22
What by helicopter :-D
02 Aug 2023 20:23:28
I fear we are going to be a joke for the first couple of games
02 Aug 2023 20:24:04
Cooper will be gone soon
02 Aug 2023 20:24:15
Not something you have to worry about Bowie (rofl) get that kettle on mate
02 Aug 2023 20:24:32
England manager skegs ?
02 Aug 2023 20:24:37
Can we borrow one the Greek's ships instead of a bus
02 Aug 2023 20:25:22
I don't care Bowie his tactics are terrible
02 Aug 2023 20:25:28
He's gone already he's down the harvester with Andy Reid nailing the blue cheese dip
02 Aug 2023 20:25:40
Strange luton not wanting horvath 8=)
02 Aug 2023 20:26:32
Good keeper poor sods got this shower in front of him
02 Aug 2023 20:27:00
Yes it's only a pre season friendly but we look terrible
02 Aug 2023 20:27:05
I know weather is terrible balloons (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:27:37
Don't worry 79 will make us sound great (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:27:53
Don't let them draw you in fingers
02 Aug 2023 20:27:57
(rofl) very droll I walked into that fker
02 Aug 2023 20:28:13
(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:29:31
Seriously lads what the bloody hell we gonna do it's a nightmare.we can't even get the ball
02 Aug 2023 20:29:45
Jester you took your blue tablet for tonight son just be careful
02 Aug 2023 20:29:45
Pray?
02 Aug 2023 20:30:25
Jester can't even raise a smile mate
02 Aug 2023 20:30:42
(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:31:16
There's a grin appearing :-P
02 Aug 2023 20:31:16
Hey jesters the talk of the neighbourhood with all the old dears
02 Aug 2023 20:32:01
Well government warning on turps. Drink this no hard on
02 Aug 2023 20:32:06
I've had to give it up for lent
02 Aug 2023 20:32:47
Lent whos he ?
02 Aug 2023 20:33:33
Is Worrall in goal? (facepalm)
02 Aug 2023 20:33:35
Is it 5 yet
02 Aug 2023 20:33:37
There fitness seems well above ours
02 Aug 2023 20:33:50
Everyones been waiting such a long time for the fist pumps
02 Aug 2023 20:33:55
He had to borrow the neighbour prick I think
02 Aug 2023 20:34:57
Draw all over this
02 Aug 2023 20:35:04
It's not fitness bowiits talent and tactics
02 Aug 2023 20:35:17
No obvious improvement from the County match, worrying.
02 Aug 2023 20:36:09
The next match will test em against Skegness Town
02 Aug 2023 20:36:21
Wtf took our only keeper off
02 Aug 2023 20:36:22
(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:36:26
Well one more Friendly then Armageddon
02 Aug 2023 20:37:06
Let's just clap on
02 Aug 2023 20:37:09
Anybody who defends this on banter wants there head scraping
02 Aug 2023 20:37:27
Bloody goals are on wheels and we still can't score (facepalm)
02 Aug 2023 20:37:34
Looking forward to hearing it
02 Aug 2023 20:37:36
Well done lads class
02 Aug 2023 20:37:41
(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:37:52
Positivity please :-D
02 Aug 2023 20:38:11
Big up negativity
02 Aug 2023 20:38:26
Lol red fred
02 Aug 2023 20:38:54
I've had that much eggs Benedict I can't sh1t and we still can't score (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:39:10
We only do good on good to firm fred
02 Aug 2023 20:39:15
We could do with rolling there goal down to our 20 yard line
02 Aug 2023 20:39:22
This calls for a tot of spiced rum
02 Aug 2023 20:39:48
Get the bottle down u jester
02 Aug 2023 20:39:56
(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:40:17
Minutes in legs lads..minutes in legs. Trouble is 2 sets of them legs were Freulers and Kouyates.
02 Aug 2023 20:40:19
Cooper will find the positives
02 Aug 2023 20:40:23
Is it panda jester ?
02 Aug 2023 20:40:40
And 4 pickled duck eggs (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:41:10
Brilliant yates
02 Aug 2023 20:41:18
?
02 Aug 2023 20:41:30
They are miles better than us
02 Aug 2023 20:42:00
Absolutely streets ahead it's embarrassing
02 Aug 2023 20:42:07
Think they should be paying us to watch
02 Aug 2023 20:42:45
You paying fingers for this ?
02 Aug 2023 20:42:53
It's Frankfurters next first team out for that (clap)
02 Aug 2023 20:42:55
I bet some soft twats have made the journey
02 Aug 2023 20:43:38
Skinners arms next
02 Aug 2023 20:43:53
I've just seen bowie texting us in the crowd. Bloody hell another freebee(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:44:04
(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:44:24
Won it skegs prize bingo
02 Aug 2023 20:45:07
Yes they usually give a lot of booby prizes
02 Aug 2023 20:46:07
Rains seeping into all my shirts
02 Aug 2023 20:46:34
The squads confidence will be sky high after this
02 Aug 2023 20:46:39
No Bowie, I'm running the line
02 Aug 2023 20:46:52
(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:47:04
I can see ya
02 Aug 2023 20:47:21
Class mangala
02 Aug 2023 20:47:26
I'll wave
02 Aug 2023 20:47:36
Where's your sick note for last Sundays live chat Bowie
02 Aug 2023 20:47:43
(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:47:48
5-0
02 Aug 2023 20:48:05
In the post
02 Aug 2023 20:48:15
Fell asleep mate
02 Aug 2023 20:48:38
Cooper on thin ice me thinks
02 Aug 2023 20:48:47
Off to Edinburgh tattoo friday
02 Aug 2023 20:49:03
What have we learned from this friendly
02 Aug 2023 20:49:26
We're doomed!
02 Aug 2023 20:49:52
Come to skegs I can get you a tattoo done cheap :-D
02 Aug 2023 20:50:02
Can't wait to hear 79s excuse for this sh1t. I would reply to him if he wasn't such a winker and s thick arsehole
02 Aug 2023 20:50:35
You'd like the lad balloons
02 Aug 2023 20:50:39
It's just a friendly ?
02 Aug 2023 20:51:05
I might do if he stopped having a pop mate
02 Aug 2023 20:51:16
(rofl) skegs
02 Aug 2023 20:51:30
Bowie I would rather drink my own piss than drink a pint with that idiot
02 Aug 2023 20:51:47
Cmon lads
02 Aug 2023 20:52:13
Me and Skegs have not post one derogatory remark to him all week yet he continues to have his digs at us with every opportunity. ( Just read the week back) the cretinous little turd.
02 Aug 2023 20:52:56
Frustrating times me finx
02 Aug 2023 20:54:00
Just honestly. you always tell me when to lay off and I do. Time to tell him
02 Aug 2023 20:54:32
I know and appreciate it
02 Aug 2023 20:55:33
What you won't know is before you came on this site I was chatting to Skegs who I had never met at the time, that I had bought a bungalow in Skegness and was retiring there and that arsehole jumped all over it slagging off Skeg and Ingoldmells and generally trying to take the piss. That's where all the tooing and frowing started. But to you butter wouldn't melt in his mouth.
02 Aug 2023 20:55:45
I'm sitting out for a wee while, on the fence
02 Aug 2023 20:55:55
10 years I've known 79 on here we use to get on well but some of the things he's said about me I would rather dig thatcher up and sit a 1000 Derby fans round and have a conversation with them
02 Aug 2023 20:56:30
Anyway buddy you know the score your a wise man
02 Aug 2023 20:56:31
(rofl) (rofl) (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:56:53
He such a miserable sod I bet they make him wait outside the pub till happy hour has finished.(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:57:16
(rofl)
02 Aug 2023 20:58:18
Ok balcony for a ciggy enjoy life you reds
02 Aug 2023 20:58:37
(rofl) keep laughing Bowie we've got to mate all we've got to look forward to after tonight
02 Aug 2023 20:59:14
Well we do have a laugh mate
02 Aug 2023 21:00:28
Well, that's the fitness taken care of, now we just have to sort out the tactics.
02 Aug 2023 21:00:38
Take it easy buddy and don't be late next time (rofl)
02 Aug 2023 21:29:28
(rofl) balloons
05 Aug 2023 14:57:08
Thank **** Boly is fit
05 Aug 2023 14:57:21
Thank fuc4
12 Aug 2023 10:28:12
New season, new chat , but no painter ;-(
12 Aug 2023 10:42:07
I'm on the A1 just pulling into Alnwick on my way to Edinburgh for a week ??
12 Aug 2023 10:47:59
Everything is crossed for today will drop in to the club now and then on match days you guys are the best 8=)
12 Aug 2023 11:08:16
Cheers Jester miss you pal (rock)
12 Aug 2023 11:25:09
Good lad jester at work keep posting mate
12 Aug 2023 11:27:20
Alnwick you could have popped in to see me son. Only half hour away. Enjoy Edinburgh jester i loved it mate
12 Aug 2023 11:28:13
Skegs is on orange juice anyway, hes on bog seat duties
12 Aug 2023 11:34:57
Yes at the Tattoo Monday step son lives at North Berwick so know the area well
12 Aug 2023 11:39:44
Team sheet as expected
12 Aug 2023 11:43:49
If he had popped in these ya Bowie you probably would have got him hammered, poor lad (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 11:45:56
(rofl) very true balloons ?
12 Aug 2023 11:47:10
Gazz where do you live mate
12 Aug 2023 11:48:00
Don't tell him Gazz you'll never get rid of him (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 11:48:25
(rofl) can ya get free tickets
12 Aug 2023 11:48:39
(rofl) (rofl) ?
12 Aug 2023 11:49:26
Is skegs on bog seat call (envy)
12 Aug 2023 11:50:54
Ok gotta shower laters COYR
12 Aug 2023 11:51:11
Yea grabbing sod . He running the who can fit bog seat fastest contest Hi de Hi
12 Aug 2023 11:51:43
When did you start washing Bowie (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 12:05:20
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 12:06:13
Balloons i phoned my mate whingeing why is br sport not on dodgy anymore (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 12:06:36
Bt sorry
12 Aug 2023 12:12:36
It's TNT Now mate
12 Aug 2023 12:13:19
Mine says TNT/BTsport
12 Aug 2023 12:14:50
Mines just tnt
12 Aug 2023 12:16:37
Looks like me and you (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 12:17:18
Told ya about that deodorant
12 Aug 2023 12:21:36
Tossers (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 12:23:38
Skegs(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 12:23:41
Bloody holiday makers
12 Aug 2023 12:24:10
Not another bog seat ?
12 Aug 2023 12:24:18
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 12:24:38
No patio doors today ****ing nightmare
12 Aug 2023 12:25:25
Balloons ? give him a hand double bubble
12 Aug 2023 12:25:48
Big fat smelly ring pieces no thanks mate
12 Aug 2023 12:26:00
Delay to kick off
12 Aug 2023 12:26:19
Why no room for bus
12 Aug 2023 12:26:50
:-S (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 12:26:55
Apparently some clown with dodgy free tickets :-P
12 Aug 2023 12:27:07
(rofl) (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 12:27:32
Fkrs
12 Aug 2023 12:27:56
Oh it is hahahaha
12 Aug 2023 12:28:36
Told ya bloody Gordies pay for nowt
12 Aug 2023 12:29:12
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 12:29:56
We winning yet
12 Aug 2023 12:30:23
I heard it was the doors on the bogs, some clown put them on wrong way round, they couldn't get in(swear)
12 Aug 2023 12:30:34
We are joint 2nd on 1 point
12 Aug 2023 12:32:12
Boooooooo
12 Aug 2023 12:33:35
Cockney fkn clowns cant get anything right. Jolly sought them out
12 Aug 2023 12:34:29
20 minutes wtf
12 Aug 2023 12:34:36
Hello is that reception......Yes.... It's my bog in chalet 41, it's blocked up with turds a stinks like fk..... I'll send somebody down his name will be Jay,you can't miss him hes got a Forest plunger.
12 Aug 2023 12:35:29
Lmfao ahahahahah
12 Aug 2023 12:35:36
(rofl) (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 12:36:21
Nob heads non stop me got it on radio though faggots (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 12:37:52
(rofl) you love it Skegs
12 Aug 2023 12:37:54
Theyve delayed it 30 minutes for skegs firestick to catch up
12 Aug 2023 12:38:22
Where old Fawaz has he been banned ?
12 Aug 2023 12:38:44
Yep fawaz banned
12 Aug 2023 12:38:55
Balloons ? is it last seasons tripe ?
12 Aug 2023 12:39:10
Shame funny guy that lad ?
12 Aug 2023 12:39:12
For asking for free tickets Bowie next
12 Aug 2023 12:39:31
Oh yeah he has, comes on as susan now
12 Aug 2023 12:39:47
Your not allowed to be funny just clap
12 Aug 2023 12:39:51
The Turps cocktails are in the fridge (rock)
12 Aug 2023 12:40:08
(rofl) jester
12 Aug 2023 12:40:14
I've been boiling it all night Bowie. It must be fresh it walked here on its own
12 Aug 2023 12:40:20
Give 79 some he might choke on it (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 12:40:37
(rofl) now now
12 Aug 2023 12:41:14
Boooooo
12 Aug 2023 12:41:47
Couple of my mates are gooners and they were telling me about the new ticket system - it's been done to stop people selling and forwarding tickets. They are all on QR codes and memberships can't be passed on or sent via msgs or photos ??‍♂️****in dodgy cockneys ?
12 Aug 2023 12:41:53
Hope they delay it till 4.30 I can watch it then instead of radio
12 Aug 2023 12:41:57
From 2tone
12 Aug 2023 12:42:35
See 79 having a pop at me last Bowie. I resisted for you my love and even sent an olive branch to Rogie. Can't get fairer than that . What an angel I am (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 12:44:01
I actually put my so ta bed post on. Given him a hard time mate. Then asked ed not to post it. Would just escalate
12 Aug 2023 12:44:04
It will all change later armageddon is coming (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 12:44:15
What does it matter if they've had the money.make me sick
12 Aug 2023 12:45:48
Get Surridge on
12 Aug 2023 12:47:01
Well we got 4 injuries in that warm up ?
12 Aug 2023 12:47:07
Bloody cockneys it's killing me get on with it
12 Aug 2023 12:48:01
Selfish Sods Derbys on at 3(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 12:49:49
Jester keeps pulling up on the hard shoulder to chat bless him ?
12 Aug 2023 12:51:35
(rock)
12 Aug 2023 12:51:38
No way this is starting at 1
12 Aug 2023 12:52:34
Think 79 is the type to bare a grudge it's my way or the highway , he's from Awsworth and I have family live there he could be a relative (envy)
12 Aug 2023 12:53:25
That would be my worst nightmare (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 12:53:41
:-S
12 Aug 2023 12:54:15
(rofl) (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 12:55:02
Well I've revealed my tattoo and alliance to the Arsenal fans in this pub. Don't envisage a problem southern softies, skinny armed ****ers.
12 Aug 2023 12:55:58
Let me av it MV ?
12 Aug 2023 12:56:17
Go on mvred son
12 Aug 2023 12:56:52
About bloody time
12 Aug 2023 12:57:12
Only 30 minutes
12 Aug 2023 12:57:46
Also, got our Wilf with me and he ain't had his dinner yet. Bipolar dog will rip their hands off
12 Aug 2023 12:58:39
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 12:59:19
Great picture Skegs what a wonderful time we are having . Beers flowing, sun shining. My bog seats even good (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 13:00:56
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 13:01:11
COYR
12 Aug 2023 13:01:55
We are attacking Skegs :-(
12 Aug 2023 13:01:59
Fans doing us proud as per
12 Aug 2023 13:03:33
Gooners parking the bus (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 13:06:40
Anyone out there
12 Aug 2023 13:08:54
Well done boli
12 Aug 2023 13:09:06
I'll keep you updated Skegs me old mate. We are PLUNGING forward we've BLOCKED there attacks, PAPERing over the cracks and looking FLUSH making good RUNS A bit SLOPPY at times though.Edge of the SEAT stuff
12 Aug 2023 13:09:52
(rofl) (rofl) class mate
12 Aug 2023 13:10:03
?
12 Aug 2023 13:10:40
? ? ?
12 Aug 2023 13:11:00
??Back 4 look solid mate
12 Aug 2023 13:11:41
Lot better than the friendlies
12 Aug 2023 13:11:50
Should have scored
12 Aug 2023 13:12:00
Fck open goal
12 Aug 2023 13:12:03
Bloody hell Jonno
12 Aug 2023 13:12:23
That's poor
12 Aug 2023 13:12:34
Yup
12 Aug 2023 13:12:46
Bottled it
12 Aug 2023 13:13:17
Tap by GK tap it in
12 Aug 2023 13:13:21
He always lets himself down when shooting. That why he ain't worth 50 million
12 Aug 2023 13:13:50
Don't tell Spurs that
12 Aug 2023 13:14:03
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 13:14:15
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 13:15:57
Boli looks different
12 Aug 2023 13:16:29
He been to that wig shop
12 Aug 2023 13:16:38
He will do bowie that McKenna (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 13:17:01
Glad he's fit, wouldn't of fancied W and Mc on their own
12 Aug 2023 13:17:52
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 13:20:08
Dam still gutted should easily have scored
12 Aug 2023 13:20:53
They won't get another chance like that
12 Aug 2023 13:21:32
Thats 6 sitters now, hang on there replays
12 Aug 2023 13:22:48
Mvred balloons does a tasty curried gooner bring one back plz
12 Aug 2023 13:23:59
Lionesses were winning mate text 2-1
12 Aug 2023 13:24:47
Boooooo what go on we hate everyone especially thatcher
12 Aug 2023 13:24:57
Can't watch that mate ??
12 Aug 2023 13:25:22
Listening on radio in between jobs
12 Aug 2023 13:25:33
I cant either probably will final if we make it
12 Aug 2023 13:25:55
As Jimmy Greaves used to say ... Women's football.... It's a fanny old game saint
12 Aug 2023 13:26:22
Booooo
12 Aug 2023 13:26:32
Skegs only bloke with a radio 30 minutes behind (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 13:26:35
1 nil tossers
12 Aug 2023 13:26:45
God Skegs I'd BJ's now (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 13:26:50
Fck
12 Aug 2023 13:26:59
Looks like your behind :-D
12 Aug 2023 13:27:07
Here we go
12 Aug 2023 13:27:19
Game over, I suppose
12 Aug 2023 13:27:58
You got it
12 Aug 2023 13:27:59
Wheres the marking on the scorer
12 Aug 2023 13:28:30
Where's Filipe
12 Aug 2023 13:29:14
Kick the fkr
12 Aug 2023 13:29:41
They're pretty hungry for the ball tbf
12 Aug 2023 13:29:51
Same old same old
12 Aug 2023 13:30:16
How's the Mrs doing at W W Bowie
12 Aug 2023 13:30:25
With ya mvred
12 Aug 2023 13:30:35
Arsenal fans cheered, then apologised to me:-D
12 Aug 2023 13:31:53
She gets her new bed Tuesday bless her skegs. Edinburgh really took it out of her. Not great. And thank you for adking my friend
12 Aug 2023 13:32:07
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 13:32:13
Mvred
12 Aug 2023 13:32:42
Sorry meant balloons ?
12 Aug 2023 13:33:10
No probs
12 Aug 2023 13:33:34
Embarrassing
12 Aug 2023 13:34:07
The gulf in class is massive, can't fault the effort
12 Aug 2023 13:34:14
Brilliant goal wtf mgw was doing fck knows
12 Aug 2023 13:34:19
Well we've parked bus hasn't worked again. Now what ?
12 Aug 2023 13:34:47
Need a double decker
12 Aug 2023 13:34:51
Draw all overthis
12 Aug 2023 13:35:02
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 13:35:32
No chance for Turner for that.
12 Aug 2023 13:36:01
Great goal cockney simple as
12 Aug 2023 13:36:42
Men against boys I'm afraid
12 Aug 2023 13:36:50
Am I missing owt (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 13:37:15
Yeah 2 nowt (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 13:37:28
At least my mam and dad will be happy ?
12 Aug 2023 13:38:49
Let's be honest these are pretty good
12 Aug 2023 13:39:28
Why they got the pools on for a score draw ?
12 Aug 2023 13:39:29
And we're not MV ? (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 13:39:31
And we're pretty average
12 Aug 2023 13:41:17
They've spent 200 mill on about 3 players. We can dream
12 Aug 2023 13:41:24
Playing a team that paid £105 mil for a defensive midfielder! Different league.
12 Aug 2023 13:41:38
They always bottle 2nd half the season mvred
12 Aug 2023 13:42:27
Bit class from gibbs
12 Aug 2023 13:42:34
Normal due pal, perhaps we should play both games after December
12 Aug 2023 13:42:45
Stick with the plan Steve (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 13:43:53
Mvred not spotting that pic i sent ya this morning (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 13:44:59
As always, the plan is ok until we go behind. Then no response unfortunately
12 Aug 2023 13:45:18
Turner looks ok for me reds
12 Aug 2023 13:45:24
Bowie, the Tony Adams one??
12 Aug 2023 13:46:02
(rofl) class. No the hidden lad taking a piss
12 Aug 2023 13:46:53
:-( like I said, I didn't but her indoors did
12 Aug 2023 13:46:53
Absolutely outclassed. You can’t compete in a football match with 14% possession
12 Aug 2023 13:47:31
Worked last season (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 13:48:11
Just need to keep score at 2
12 Aug 2023 13:48:11
Just need to keep score at 2
12 Aug 2023 13:48:32
Know it's the 1st game but our fitness nothing on theres
12 Aug 2023 13:49:55
What where we expecting, not one of our players would get a sniff of getting in their team. The effort is there, they are just a different level.
12 Aug 2023 13:50:26
Couldn't agree more mate
12 Aug 2023 13:50:34
Class strikers the difference as well like I said keep goal difference low
12 Aug 2023 13:51:26
Anyone got the stagecoach number
12 Aug 2023 13:51:32
Get freuler on
12 Aug 2023 13:52:27
Tab oclock
12 Aug 2023 13:52:43
Run forest run
12 Aug 2023 13:58:23
Ah well bottom of the league already by tea time ?
12 Aug 2023 13:59:13
Aurier looks a mile off the pace.
12 Aug 2023 13:59:32
We ain't got any strikers Skegs that's the problem cause Jonno certainly ain't one
12 Aug 2023 13:59:35
Not if we keep it at 2 nil
12 Aug 2023 14:00:35
Let's hope spurs still want him
12 Aug 2023 14:01:40
Always been same redfred can't cope with Premier league football
12 Aug 2023 14:02:00
Forest to win, 250-1 on skybet. Thought it'd be higher
12 Aug 2023 14:02:11
It's outrageous a prem club with no strikers on the pitch. Might as well put Dale Taylor on ?
12 Aug 2023 14:02:19
Give Longa Longa a go
12 Aug 2023 14:02:47
(rofl) jester
12 Aug 2023 14:02:52
It would be MV Bur Surridge is coming on (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:03:26
Coopers told Johnno to have a stinker as the Spurs scouts are there. He's following orders perfectly so far.
12 Aug 2023 14:03:38
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:04:33
Arsenal 84% possession first half, going to be a long second half
12 Aug 2023 14:05:49
Don't worry we will score not sure which end
12 Aug 2023 14:05:56
(rofl) red fred
12 Aug 2023 14:06:06
I always have my half time look at redhotreds solo rants on discussion as eds get sick of him (rofl) (rofl) fkn legend that lad
12 Aug 2023 14:06:48
I think I'll stay off banter tonight, the happy clapping with be on the syonide tonight :-(
12 Aug 2023 14:07:09
I wait till full time to see his comments makes me laugh after a **** game
12 Aug 2023 14:07:32
Balloons what did ya expect outta this wake up son
12 Aug 2023 14:07:47
He needs treatment Bowie, I bet it's frulers fault ?
12 Aug 2023 14:07:58
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:09:20
A shot on target Bowie would do for starters
12 Aug 2023 14:09:52
I'm on banter tonight after a few Stella's I will be nice 8=)
12 Aug 2023 14:10:55
The thing is mate he never tries owt different
12 Aug 2023 14:11:09
Skegs ,my mate came around last night. Brought this spiced rum called dead fingers only 38% volume or something. We done the bottle. Mind on top of my vodka and wine earlier (rofl) wife just letting me have a drink now
12 Aug 2023 14:11:46
Sorry dead mans fingers
12 Aug 2023 14:12:54
One of my faves Bowie, try kraken next week
12 Aug 2023 14:12:56
I had a bottle of dead man's legs . It's sponsored by Worrell 8=)
12 Aug 2023 14:13:50
If we keep this below 5 then it will be a miracle
12 Aug 2023 14:14:04
I have a bottle of Jack Daniels in cupboard save it to celebrate forest wins ;-(
12 Aug 2023 14:14:23
I've actually got some mvred, my shoplifter still keeps in touch ,i can order anything mate
12 Aug 2023 14:14:39
Thief
12 Aug 2023 14:14:52
Balloons lock him up
12 Aug 2023 14:14:59
Must be worth something skegs (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:15:00
Get him to nick a striker Bowie
12 Aug 2023 14:15:16
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:15:29
I was thinking manager balloons :-D
12 Aug 2023 14:15:31
I'll order some when I make the trip up next summer bowie
12 Aug 2023 14:15:53
I know skeg it's disgusting why do us law abiding citizens bother
12 Aug 2023 14:15:58
He will have a room full then mv
12 Aug 2023 14:16:16
With his dodgy tiger Wood tops
12 Aug 2023 14:16:30
Look forward mate. Remember we will have a spare bed for you and the good lady then mate
12 Aug 2023 14:17:14
Careful he will want free tickets for it(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:17:32
Your that bent you tried to smuggle Sutcliffe out balloons
12 Aug 2023 14:17:56
(rofl) skegs w ankwr
12 Aug 2023 14:18:08
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:19:31
Id have you on the nonces wing for an hour Bowie your ares would be like a clowns pocket
12 Aug 2023 14:19:48
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:20:05
He'd enjoy that (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:20:23
Anything for a free ticket(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:20:38
Put ne in there an son .youd be calling me hannibal geordie
12 Aug 2023 14:21:09
Pacam macam nickname (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:21:25
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:21:36
The fudge packer of E wing
12 Aug 2023 14:22:07
Skegs fck off and get your teeth round that bog seat (rock)
12 Aug 2023 14:22:17
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:22:19
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:22:35
Is Danilo playing
12 Aug 2023 14:22:47
COYR
12 Aug 2023 14:23:10
Bingo ?
12 Aug 2023 14:25:01
Ok need a facetube (ciggy)
12 Aug 2023 14:25:29
Run forest run
12 Aug 2023 14:25:53
Can't last 45mins, what a junkie (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:26:01
MGW needs to stop showboating and play percentage football
12 Aug 2023 14:26:36
Bet he's ran upstairs to the thief and bought a single off him(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:26:46
He shows a brilliant bit of skill, and we're moaning
12 Aug 2023 14:26:56
He'll need the ball first fingers (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:27:18
True
12 Aug 2023 14:27:55
It's alright being flash but at the right time
12 Aug 2023 14:30:10
My god it's gonna be a long season. Cooper has learnt nothing
12 Aug 2023 14:30:37
Nico coming on we'll win now
12 Aug 2023 14:31:49
Fck off balloons clueless git
12 Aug 2023 14:32:10
(rofl) told you
12 Aug 2023 14:33:27
You are a nasty piece of work Bowie. I can see where 79 gets it from now
12 Aug 2023 14:34:10
I've asked for turners gloves after the game. Not for nostalgia, it's coz my hands hurt when i happy clap
12 Aug 2023 14:34:31
(rofl) balloons giz a kiss
12 Aug 2023 14:35:03
No (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:35:23
Pretty please 8=)
12 Aug 2023 14:36:17
I'm having you on that fkn roller coaster in October. That'll calm ya down (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:36:51
(swear) (swear)
12 Aug 2023 14:36:56
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:37:40
Ya get used to it watching forest balloons ? (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:37:52
I went on it with my son yesterday. Wow never again (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:38:38
(rofl) ya didn't bring last seasons tripe up
12 Aug 2023 14:39:27
They say you can see everything from the top but I couldn't see Skegs getting a round in (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:39:32
Turner brilliant
12 Aug 2023 14:39:50
(rofl) balloons
12 Aug 2023 14:41:18
Johnson brilliant, in defence though
12 Aug 2023 14:41:35
Harry potter couldn't see that if he stuck his face in that bowl
12 Aug 2023 14:42:35
Never gonna work Johnson as striker mvred, but there ya go
12 Aug 2023 14:43:00
I actually agree with balloons dale on
12 Aug 2023 14:44:53
Wow!!
12 Aug 2023 14:45:14
Goallllllllll
12 Aug 2023 14:45:17
Goal
12 Aug 2023 14:45:31
Nothing to lose bowie
12 Aug 2023 14:45:32
What a goal
12 Aug 2023 14:45:33
Great goal
12 Aug 2023 14:46:48
Wow wtf they had COYR
12 Aug 2023 14:47:21
U reds!
12 Aug 2023 14:47:28
Elanga wow are you watching jonno
12 Aug 2023 14:48:08
Just don't bring on Frueler we might get a point
12 Aug 2023 14:48:46
Arsenal parking the bus, forward off defender on
12 Aug 2023 14:49:17
God now RedHotred will top himself (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:50:13
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:51:01
Its coz none of you lot will sign him in
12 Aug 2023 14:51:19
Why do they wait 80 mins to do this
12 Aug 2023 14:51:40
I say attack on banter and get slaughtered
12 Aug 2023 14:51:40
Warming up
12 Aug 2023 14:51:42
True tbh mate
12 Aug 2023 14:52:55
Awonwi brilliant
12 Aug 2023 14:55:47
Compared to first game last season, we look ready to compete this year. Two bits of brilliant skill has done us so far.
12 Aug 2023 14:55:57
After last season I'd love something to happen for the travelling fans
12 Aug 2023 14:56:58
I'm a bit more confident after this might even crack the jd open
12 Aug 2023 14:58:03
Get it open tight arse, you've still got 30 day bread
12 Aug 2023 14:58:14
Still hate thatcher though (rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:58:24
(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 14:58:36
Bring Bowies shop lifter on see if we can nick a goal
12 Aug 2023 14:59:14
(rofl) class mate
12 Aug 2023 15:00:28
Is Cooper reading the game better has he lost his bus timetable
12 Aug 2023 15:01:28
Proved a point, parking the bus is Sh1t. But sadly it will be rinse and repeat next game
12 Aug 2023 15:01:48
Jester if he just believed a bit more mate i think we could have nicked a draw at least
12 Aug 2023 15:03:19
Defo Bowie. Just bloody attack. Now everyone is buzzing with a defeat ?
12 Aug 2023 15:05:27
You've still got to be in it to be able to attack at the end.
12 Aug 2023 15:05:50
Yep always start to play when it's to late that needs a dressing maranakis
12 Aug 2023 15:06:22
Anyway your all numptys the end(rofl)
12 Aug 2023 15:06:41
It wasn't too late, we had chances to draw that.
12 Aug 2023 15:09:31
To lose 2-1 ain't to bad so here's to my Stella later :-D
12 Aug 2023 15:20:51
Big improvement on last seasons game, against a better arsenal team.

 

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