Nottingham Forest Banter 3

24 Oct 2026 13:54:47
Nicolas Jackson showing what can happen if you get your shots ON TARGET. Difficult, wet conditions for goalkeepers.

24 Oct 2026 17:08:43
Just read andy Burnham new post.
"Just like to give every person in every household an extra hour this Sunday 🫢.

24 Oct 2026 18:51:53
He's just toooo generous!

24 Oct 2026 18:57:16
Bowie, when working a shift that covered the extra hour in the Police, they always paid the overtime.
I like a PM with a sense of humour. He's got to have one, all these years of supporting Everton in the shadow of Liverpool mate.

24 Oct 2026 19:35:29
Funny thing is RHR he couldn't do it for chelsea.

24 Oct 2026 20:02:36
Thats just can extra hour eating donuts in a cushy detention centre gig. 🤣🤣.

24 Oct 2026 20:02:46
Obviously joking stokey 🫢 but yeah worked many years shifts for Waterboard. We used to share, half hour each.

24 Oct 2026 20:04:53
Priceless balloons 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

24 Oct 2026 20:43:54
Not just eating donuts Larry. We used to have to catch up on missed episodes of " Phoenix Nights” mate!
Happy days! 😁😁👍.

24 Oct 2026 21:01:02
"Ooooooo priceless Balloons. Can I be your fanboy? Lickerty lick, lickerty lick.”
😂😂😂😂🤭🤭.

24 Oct 2026 21:08:19
Youv'e got far to many already stokey
I can see your'e an expert in that field,you naughty boy 😁🤣.

24 Oct 2026 20:01:45
Burnham bent as it comes he'll try and get city off cus of all the backhanders theyve given him.

24 Oct 2026 21:55:30
Actually, I'm doing the Chuckle Brothers a disservice here. It struck me that Larry and DTP remind of " Saint and Greavsie”. IMO it was the most dire of partnerships and totally unfunny. The lamest of jokes and banter from Jimmy met with St John cooing " ooooooh Greavsie, that was so funny” Cue the fake laughter.


Does anyone remember it? Started ok and then went increasingly clunky. Parodied on "Spitting Images” which was much funnier.
😴😴😴.

24 Oct 2026 21:59:17
As for Burnham it's as daft and baseless as someone saying that playing top class professional footballers out of position causes serious season ending injuries isn't it DTP ?.😂😂😂🤭🤭🤔🤔.

24 Oct 2026 22:02:41
No we don't remember it stokey, was to busy enjoying ourselves than watching terrestrial tv
Bet you where hooked on some mothers do have em ? 😁🤣.

24 Oct 2026 22:03:52
Is it ?

25 Oct 2026 01:58:55
Is it?, you do know the nursing staff put him to bed hours ago? 😉.

25 Oct 2026 08:50:03
DTP sorry mate nodded off reading your posts.😴😴😴
Anyway, " is it” what?
RRH Welcome back to the firing line. You stayed up until 2am to come up with that one?
I imagine the clocks are permanently put back to 1958 in Cornwall ? 🎣😂🤭.

25 Oct 2026 09:48:18
Dreyfus, your the detective, read what you posted and try working it out?

25 Oct 2026 09:54:49
Come on stokey, just admit it, you love all the attention. 👍.

25 Oct 2026 11:42:51
DTP, you probably need a clairvoyant rather than a detective mate. 🤔😂😂.

25 Oct 2026 12:03:08
Very easy to decipher, Dreyfus.

25 Oct 2026 13:11:53
And stop copying my Dreyfus line. Get your own material.😂😂😂.

25 Oct 2026 13:11:58
"We don't remember it” There you go again, purportedly speaking for everyone DTP. Typically Reform. Pure arrogance.
Now's there's a truly incompetent party with a bent leader. 😡😄.

25 Oct 2026 13:16:24
As for you RRH. I'll reply in the words of Kipling mate.
" As the dog returns to its vomit
And the sow returns to its mire
So the poor Fools bandaged finger
Goes wabbling back towards the fire "

That's the poet, by the way, not the chap who makes the exceedingly good cakes 😂😂😂😂.

25 Oct 2026 16:00:54
Ah you ruined it, there I was really impressed with the guy who's formed the best part of my packed lunch for decades. 🤣.

25 Oct 2026 16:04:39
Straight in the keep net again Dreyfus 🎣🤣🍻🍻.

25 Oct 2026 16:08:32
Priceless redrobin with candles on 🤣.

25 Oct 2026 16:41:14
Making it up as you go along as always. Tedious as per.😴😴😴😴.

25 Oct 2026 16:48:08
Like you said about yourself on dissusion
DESPERATE 🤣🤣🤣.

25 Oct 2026 17:00:11
Honestly, 4 versus 1 and you still can't lay a glove on me! Perhaps you need some more reinforcements lads? You certainly need a new scriptwriter.
Anyway, got to go, just on the phone to Paul and Bob giving them some tips for " Gone Fishing”. 😂😂😂😂😂🎣.

25 Oct 2026 17:04:01
Oh dear don't taje up poker 😂🤣🤣🤣.

25 Oct 2026 17:14:10
Kipling 🤣 The nearest Stokie gets to Kipling is Mr Kipling when the donuts run out 🍩🍩👮‍♀️.

25 Oct 2026 17:19:07
Clocks have gone back and dreyfus on the horlicks and an early night.

25 Oct 2026 17:19:15
RRH sorry. I ruined your Kipling gag mate I'm one step ahead of you and the mob as always. 😂😂😂😂
Perhaps with your connections your packed lunch included alot of Fairy cakes ? 😂🤭.

25 Oct 2026 17:21:59
I'd be about as knowledgeable about poker as you are on football mate. The comnent about Murillos injury sealed it for me.😂😂.

25 Oct 2026 17:26:47
Must be nice indside your gateted community
Good to know the public are well protected 🤣.

25 Oct 2026 17:38:50
Thats a cheek Stokie, " get your own material"
Say a man who's quotes all come from Christmas crackers & Cbeebies.

25 Oct 2026 17:46:22
This is all very easy and gratifying.
RRH perhaps your packed lunch included a Cream Horn and a Cornish waffle mate?
😂😂😂😂😂.

25 Oct 2026 17:59:23
Please stop lads, my sides are aching.🙄🙄🙄🙄.

25 Oct 2026 20:35:27
Jeez, Larry, you butchered the Kipling " joke” mate. It's the way ya tell ‘em 😂😂😂😂.

24 Oct 2026 13:27:19
Remember the old old cliche "Too good to go down ‘
It's been proved to be untrue so so many times.
CARLO.

24 Oct 2026 15:28:33
If we can't put away our chances we will go down. Should have won against Coventry, Palace and last night, and at least a draw with Arsenal. Put those ten points on the table and things look a little different. But no wasted opportunities and be sure we are going to pay for that.

24 Oct 2026 19:23:21
Long way to go yet and a transfer window
Its not like we are cut adrift.

25 Oct 2026 06:16:21
DTP does that transfer window include a replacement coach?😁.

24 Oct 2026 12:57:55
On a lighter note, for all the dyslexics on here, please remember that your cocks go black tonight.😕🤭😀.

24 Oct 2026 14:46:42
Is that black or slack!
👃👃
CARLO
😇😇.

24 Oct 2026 19:49:59
Aye up little and large are attempting a comeback 🤣🤣🤣.

24 Oct 2026 20:07:04
Stokie trying to make out he went see the Opera Carman. I've just found out it was
Car Man the Arthur Daley box set of Minder. 😃.

24 Oct 2026 20:29:48
Dan and Ollie,that's another fine mess you got me into Dannlie, but you,ll be still here next week! I. won't do it again Ollie !
CARLO.

24 Oct 2026 20:37:57
That will be desperate Dan on dissusion then i assume carlo ? 🤣.

24 Oct 2026 20:49:14
It's got to be an upgrade on " The Chuckle Brothers” surely? Jeez, tumbleweed or what ? 💤💤💤.

24 Oct 2026 20:58:05
Says the nan who spends all night googling the Tim Vine joke book to try & be funny. 🙃.

24 Oct 2026 21:15:49
Stop it balloons,his horlicks is going cold 😁🤣.

25 Oct 2026 08:45:40
You leave your nan out of this Larry. That was actually slightly funnier than your original post mate. Presumably a Skegs tribute schoolboy error ? 😂😂.

24 Oct 2026 12:54:41
I'm curious to know, how many others had a complete meltdown for the 30 odd secs of chaos, when the ball popped last night? 🤣🌳.

24 Oct 2026 18:08:01
Not really funny winter ?

24 Oct 2026 19:07:43
It was, you really need to lighten up 🌳.

24 Oct 2026 11:05:55
I'll tell you what, comrades, hats off (even if they were blown off) to those brave Forest fans who travelled last night. Suffolk is difficult to get to at the best of times but lasts nights conditions were atrocious.

I'd be particularly interested to hear from Munmad and anyone else who made that perilous journey, both in terms of the journey and the match itself.

24 Oct 2026 15:17:32
The match was business as usual Stokey 6 good chances created only 1 taken should have won 3/4-1 imo,

As for the weather Hypnos mattress 6 pints never heard a thing mate😁

Lovely weather when I woke up, back home now lashing it down😒.

24 Oct 2026 16:35:59
Thanks Munmad. Well done. Youre a better man than me Gunga Din! 👍👍👏🏻👏🏻.

24 Oct 2026 10:26:41
Reading some posts on here and I'm beginning to wonder if my positive outlook is clouding my judgement. I honestly didn't see any players stifled or a boring game of football. Except for a 20 -25 min period we dominated without capitalising yet again.

In my opinion the players gave 100% to the cause which quite a lot of posters are asking for. The second half when the wing backs played a bit narrower and helped out McAtee and Schlager we were by far the better team apart from a few scares at the end. Just my thoughts guys.

K.T.F.

24 Oct 2026 11:00:39
I agree KTF. I think some people on here were watching a different game. It's coming together, we are starting to look a good unit and played some good football (in very difficult conditions). Luck is not with us and we dominated for large periods.

I don't know if it's luck or sheer incompetence, but the Tractor Boys should have been down to 10. Clear Red Card. I don't understand the refs explanation either. McAtee (who, again contrary to the vociferous anti McAtee bandwagon on here played very well although imo out of position) didn't push the ball away wide, had beaten his man and was on for a shot at goal. There will be more to come on this one I think but too late to matter.


Sels didn't have much to do but made a good save. I'd be interested to know why Dominquez ( who was superb against Arsenal) wasn't in the squad and Diomande, ( likewise faultless against the Gunners) wasn't on the bench. I'm guessing injury but if it was purely tactical then, in Milenkovic's case, it was costly.

Also, I'm a bit puzzled as to Wood coming on in the 93rd minute unless Dekap had picked up a knock.

Schlager was excellent, and his work rate exceptional. He can pick a pass too.
Signs of encouragement certainly though again we need to finish off our chances. I think the foundations are there on last night's performance.

24 Oct 2026 11:04:11
We looked decent mate, don't let the doomers bring you down. 🌳.

24 Oct 2026 11:08:33
Only positive this season is Schlager, great player and a tough enough for the PL, the rest is tripe!

24 Oct 2026 11:12:27
We totally dominated the 2nd half with very little reply and for long periods of the first too but we just couldn't finish our dinners again today.

Another game we could easily have scored 4 or 5, we played some nice stuff at times but just couldn't put it away.

Great cross from Munoz and then finish by Nico.

Lot's of positives to take into the next game I think.

24 Oct 2026 11:13:37
Ok, so I'm not going mad then.

24 Oct 2026 12:01:33
Never mind how good we look ots not getting us the points we need looking good wont stop us getting relegated if we dont get the points we should be beating Coventry Ipswich etc if we want to play premier league football next season simples.

24 Oct 2026 10:04:48
1. Wing backs or wingers ?

2. Back 4 or back 3 ?

3. Hudson Odoi or Ndoye

4. Is McAtee a 10 or an 8

5. Does Sels need replacing in Jan


For me Wingers a back 4 Hudson Odoi a 10 and yes.

24 Oct 2026 10:19:01
Wingers
Back 4
CHO
Dressing room
Maybe.

24 Oct 2026 10:51:27
Wingers

Back 4 including Aina

CHO

Transfer immediately for any fee we can get.

One of the best keepers in the PL

Also reappoint Perreira or Nuno.

24 Oct 2026 11:14:19
Could you explain why we would want to get rid of Sels, he has and is a great keeper for us, I think we are lucky to have him.

24 Oct 2026 12:49:06
I agree entirely Ginger 👍👍.

24 Oct 2026 13:22:12
Short memories I guess, Sels is a huge player for us, generally the goals against him this season are down to mistakes from others. I suppose you guys all need scapegoats to point fingers at. How about for once, taking the positives from the game? The only player who I question from last night is Dan Ndoye, that's not down to his effort, but I feel he can't play more central, he's an out and out winger. And before you gents jump on me, saying he plays there internationally. International is not of the standard of the Premier League. We only have one decent ten and that's MGW. As for McAtee, yes I have been critical of him, but last night was the best I've seen from him since the few games he played in Europe last season, granted again against lesser opposition(in Europe).

He's learning a new position and trying to replace arguably the best in the league in Anderson. Last night he played the role well, despite you lot knocking his effors, he made tackles, including the extremely important one near the end down in the corner, whilst struggling with cramp may I add. He also kept us ticking over, short sharp passes into feet. I saw you lot saying he lacks pace and Sangare should have been brought on, lol yeah,because Sangare has pace to burn, also he has the mobility of a hummingbird 🤣. Talk about talking crap🤣. 🌳.

24 Oct 2026 15:20:37
I don't say get rid of Sels I was asking the question who thinks he should be replaced!!

24 Oct 2026 19:38:21
Get Mcatee,Ndoye and Delap replaced first
They are the problem.

24 Oct 2026 10:03:52
Big question for you all!
Why do Forest keep getting ref's who are sent to the monitor on big calls, and they still get it wrong?

VAR last night thought it was a red card, hence the ref was sent to have a look. In his opinion McAttee wouldn't have scored!
Against Man Utd a clear and obvious hand ball, ref sent to the monitor and in his opinion the goal stood!

24 Oct 2026 10:16:28
Most people's opinion is McAtee will never score.

24 Oct 2026 10:54:28
McAtee is unable to score in the Premier League because he isn't good enough, can't run, can't shoot, can't head and can't take free kicks.

24 Oct 2026 17:08:54
McAtee scored 3 in 15 games for City before he came to Forest.

24 Oct 2026 17:50:34
I've watched him a number of times at the Etihad with my mate who's a Man City fan and he was exactly the same as he is at Forest a lightweight, 5-a-side player who had no impact on the game but at City he was surrounded by world class players. City would have kept him if he was any good.

24 Oct 2026 17:53:03
Cleary no one in our recruitment team watched him before we chucked away £30M on him.

24 Oct 2026 20:06:33
Yep needs binning RHR.

24 Oct 2026 09:29:55
Waking up in my Premier Inn room in Ipswich is like to make 3 points this morning no pun intended

1. Why was Milenkovic who has just come back from injury picked in front of Diamonde

2. Why does Glasner keep picking the worlds laziest player in Ndoye in stead of Hudson Odoi

3. Every player in the squad should spend all next week on set piece taking and shoooting practice in training

The squandering of free kicks corners and shooting/heading chances has now become an embarrassment

Glasner you're been paid 1m a month sort these things out IMMEDIATELY or go please.

24 Oct 2026 10:04:24
Simple mate, he hasn't a Scooby Doo!

24 Oct 2026 09:21:13
Firstly Redkeef fantastic news on your results ❤️.
Wow the game we should of won,it saddens me to see how far we have fallen in just a few games.
Milenkovic does not appear to be the same player he once was and was responsible for the goal conceded to Ipswich. Ndiaye is an impostor who is selected for matches every week. I thought McAtee performed adequately; however, regarding Delap, I question why Marinakis authorised a £50 million expenditure for a player of such limited quality.


Glasner just doesn't get it,his boring style is stifling the squad's abilities,his demeanor is blank.
Where do we go from here?
I've said previously the fault lies with Marinakis.
If it ain't broken don't fix it!

24 Oct 2026 09:59:46
Thank you Red!