Nottingham Forest banter 7

28 Jul 2026 11:32:51
Garner, once a red always a red, has signed an extension at Everton, so seems like once a blue always a blue. I think the Toffees would value him more than Bergval, to be fair, so would I.

28 Jul 2026 11:22:45
Forest could look at New Zealand and Australia for players, like the Western Sydney striker Hammond. Just scored a beaut against Chelski!

Maybe Woody could provide some inside knowledge for the powers that be?
COYR.

27 Jul 2026 11:17:13
If we sign Givairo Read Ousman Diamonde Bergvall and Mateta I think that would be a perfect window for us apart from a back up Gk for Mat Sels.

I forecast Forest to finish 8th and if we keep Mgw I think that’s achievable.

Sels

Diamonde
Milenkovic
Murrilo

Read
Bergvall
Schlager
Williams

Gibbs White
Kalimuendo

Mateta

Subs Gk Jesus Wood Dominguez Sangare Netz Aina Cunha Abbott.

27 Jul 2026 12:38:20
We don't want Bergvall @60 million. Simple as that. ?

27 Jul 2026 13:03:21
Forget Bergvall.
Not worth £10 million, never mind £60.
Let Brighton have him.

27 Jul 2026 13:08:11
We need to be paying 60 million for a player that's up to scratch, got the experience for this season, not in a couple of seasons' time.

27 Jul 2026 13:45:44
I believe Diomonde has signed for Real Madrid Munmad...

27 Jul 2026 14:15:58
That's Yan Diomande. Keep up, stokie. ??

27 Jul 2026 14:18:25
Different player, amigo!

27 Jul 2026 14:52:19
I think Jesus, Dominguez, Sangare, and Cunha will play bigger roles than people expect this season. Cunha.

27 Jul 2026 15:39:38
Many thanks for the correction...

27 Jul 2026 15:47:03
I don't tend to be too interested in any player until he actually signs for us tbh. We're always linked to dozens of footballers during the window, and usually very few, if any, arrive...

27 Jul 2026 15:48:26
It's being reported that PSG would consider bids around 75 mil for Warren Zaire-Emery, which puts the 60 mil Spurs want into perspective. ?

27 Jul 2026 18:24:00
Wrong Diomande Stokie, no wonder you never made Inspector ??

27 Jul 2026 19:57:22
But I did, my dear old club foot, I did. ??????

27 Jul 2026 20:00:08
And yet another pie is dispatched to the boundary for six. ???

27 Jul 2026 20:11:36
Not talking about acting, but a proper one like my son. Brains & talent running the family. ??

27 Jul 2026 21:09:32
I have utter respect for our Police and other members of our society (including prison wardens...) who serve our community. I take my hat off to them all.

However, I have to say that service in the Armed Forces is different. When you sign up to one of the three Services, your wife and family sign up too. I've dragged Mrs Legolas around the world, and also the little Legolases, who had to change school at least every 2 years in the process. Throw into that deployments, training courses, etc., I've worked out that in my 9 years of service I was away from my family for 4 years of that time.



I don't regret it. It was a rollercoaster ride though. Every direct-relative male on my family tree has served in the Army, going back to the 1st and 2nd Boer Wars. I'm proud of that fact and also proud that my ancestors helped to preserve free speech for us all.

Sorry - I'm sounding like Stokey now! Look up one of my relatives, Valentine Strudwick. One of the youngest soldiers to die in WW1 at the age of 15.

An Inspector? I'm not deriding anyone here, but please try to keep 'service' in perspective.

27 Jul 2026 21:50:27
Hang on Clubfoot mate, I'll just check my online payslip Yep, just as I thought, retired Inspectors full pension, gold plated.
No offence, but, between you and me, I know you never worked as a Prison Officer, nor do you have a son who's an Inspector. But your secret is safe with me.

27 Jul 2026 22:46:14
Diomande, the winger, is worth a fortune. Diomande, the defender, is coming to Forest. Probably.

27 Jul 2026 22:47:07
I have met good coppers and bad coppers. They are humans like everyone else.

27 Jul 2026 23:07:31
And so are prison officers. The people that after sort out the proper crap when policeman pass them on.thank you larry

28 Jul 2026 08:58:48
I thought you'd be in on the fantasy, Skeggs....
But, it does give me an idea for a new town slogan....
"Skegness, the land of make believe." ??

28 Jul 2026 09:09:43
Good post, Lego. ??

28 Jul 2026 08:38:14
Full respect here for Lego and family for service to the Military, like myself! Plus total respect for the Police, having to put up with the crap these days, and the court system not dealing with repeat offenders! Also big shout out for Prison Wardens, for keeping the scum off the streets. I always think of Mr McKay from Porridge lol

Shame someone thought early release was a good idea, me personally, why give life sentences, just give them the needle. I read about medieval Nottingham, thieves were put to death, because society didn't want them!
Soap box and awards away@

28 Jul 2026 09:07:56
You know as lot about make believe stokie.you still think dyche is a great manager and would of kept forest up.I rest my case ?????

28 Jul 2026 09:45:37
I could have sworn there were more posts on this thread last night? I did have a few drinks so perhaps I imagined or dreamt it? I'm sure there was an inappropriate unfunny remark from pseudo Mackay and others which I was looking forward to replying to .


Ed, if I have inadvertently stirred up the antediluvian sediment from the bottom of the pond and provoked some intemperate responses, I apologise and will immediately cease and desist mate .

28 Jul 2026 10:41:07
Come on, Skeggs, change the record, mate. ???
Anyway, I thought you were going to give me the cold shoulder, like your history man from the club? Or is he made up too? ???

28 Jul 2026 10:48:40
I do, however, share the regard and respect for Prison Officers. They do a dangerous and difficult job in often impossible circumstances.

28 Jul 2026 11:04:55
Real ones, obviously...

28 Jul 2026 11:08:14
Cyclist, I should have realised that if a winger was heading to Real Madrid he'd be out of our budget mate. It was a bit dull of me. I should pay more attention but I do tend to skirt over players linked to us until they actually arrive at the club. Which 99% of them don't ...

27 Jul 2026 09:30:13
So here we go with another fun week in the transfer market! Read could be coming in as a RB/LB, Diamond CF, Beto Striker lol no thanks to that one!

Now whichever players Forest go after, you can bet top dollar that Newcastle, Villa and Spurs will try to jump in on the deals!

Thing is, will other teams have decent squads in the Prem, after the so called big 6 have raped them???

27 Jul 2026 10:57:31
Andy Reid won't make a full back, he's too fat. ??

27 Jul 2026 11:08:46
More like 'left back' in the dressing room. ?

28 Jul 2026 13:41:54
More like a full front the last time I saw him. ?

27 Jul 2026 06:58:28
I presume VP organised this Portugal trip against teams most of us have never heard of. Meanwhile Wrexham are playing MU and Leeds and Sunderland are inna tournament with Liverpool, to name a few. Different next year I expect.

26 Jul 2026 22:00:43
Suprised we are looking at Beto from Everton.
Handful at times but misses alot of oppurtunaties.
Cheap though and could be a late developer?

27 Jul 2026 06:19:55
To be fair, DTP, Beto isn't going to get any better than he is now. Sadly, you're either born with that edge, Collymore, Kane, Lineker, Fowler, Keegan (RIP), Woody, Birthed, or you're not. Forest are better off investing elsewhere. Get a young, quality striker, not a Scouse cast-off!

27 Jul 2026 09:19:07
No thanks to Beto. Just reading, we have offered Read a 5 year contract and he is expected to sign in the next couple of days. ??

27 Jul 2026 10:08:15
Need to for Mateta. Beto could not hit a barn door from 4 yards.

27 Jul 2026 11:00:37
Typical Forest going for Betomax when everyone else is getting VHS (Very High quality Strikers). ?

27 Jul 2026 13:05:01
Beto!
Surely more lazy journalism.
We don't need crap, we need quality.

26 Jul 2026 15:30:43
For what it’s worth the Reds drew 1-1 in a behind closed down friendly against SC Vitoria. Jesus scored for us first half, then they scored through a dubious penalty second half given away by Tyler Bindon….

26 Jul 2026 16:13:41
Was Amthony Taylor the ref for the game. ? ? ?

26 Jul 2026 17:08:20
It was his farewell game, Red... It was how he'd like to be remembered. ???

26 Jul 2026 18:13:55
The pitch looked abysmal. Schlager got a run out.

26 Jul 2026 18:14:13
He is well remembered by Forest!

26 Jul 2026 13:43:30
Anyone know how to get the Vitoria friendly game on TV? The score is 0 - 0 at the moment, I believe. I can get the Ajax v Burnley game (1 - 0) but no luck on Forest TV or any other Channel at the moment. Was looking forward to it!

26 Jul 2026 17:09:53
Red, it's not available anywhere, mate. It wasn't even part of the Forest TV pre season bundle...
They might show highlights in due course...

26 Jul 2026 11:08:59
Schlagel translated into English means "mallet". Just lobbing that in there.

26 Jul 2026 20:36:03
Cheers "Timmy!"
???

26 Jul 2026 01:20:16
Just a thought.

Baring in mind our need for wing backs. How high would you go to get Djed Soence back?

You know, it would make a lot of sense. As he has proven recently he can play both sides.

Plus, I like the cut of hus gib. Thomas Partey et al.

26 Jul 2026 08:18:10
Spurs aren't going to do any deals with Forest unless it's on their terms and at over inflated prices. Spence is good, but he would cost too much, and I doubt he'll move off the M25.

26 Jul 2026 09:25:55
Spence is a great player if hes in the mood to play. But he seems the sort of bloke, which hes proved in the past not so much at Forest. That, if things don't go his way, he downs tools.

I just wouldn't want a rotten egg spoiling the team. But at his best, and if you could get him playing week in week out, as hes done over last 6 months, he would be a good buy.

26 Jul 2026 10:12:58
We don't want Spence, he's injury prone & doesn't heal well. He's had a bandage on his wrist for 8 years.

26 Jul 2026 11:26:17
Surprised you haven't got a bandage on your wrist, Larry. ?? ?
Spence is a great player who's had a good World Cup, and suits OGs offensive wingback set-up, but would he be happy having to compete for a starting place against Aina and Neco?
He'd be expensive and I can't see Spurs wanting to sell him.

26 Jul 2026 12:43:28
Hey stokie you must of had a bandage wrapped around your eyes when you've supposedly seen Dyche manage a football team and then say he's a great manager. ????.

26 Jul 2026 13:22:30
Sorry Skeggs, read your last post and slipped into a coma. ???

26 Jul 2026 13:56:17
That's probably just your age, Stokie. ????

26 Jul 2026 15:33:03
Yes, but despite my age, I don't "forget" to produce a so called written statement, do I, Skeggs? ???????

26 Jul 2026 15:44:32
I hope you're OK, Stokie. It really does sound like an age thing. Have you forgotten you're retired from your job, pal. ????

26 Jul 2026 17:12:35
Skeggs, lie down on your recliner and relax. ….. Focus on a can of Stella. ….. Breathe deeply. …… You are slipping away. ….. Now, tell me, is this written statement there in the room with you? …. ??? ? ?

26 Jul 2026 18:18:18
You just talking to people makes them slip away, Stokie. You remind me of a bloke I know that used to come into my club. He was a history teacher. He would go on and on, and when people came into the club they would try their hardest to give him a wide berth, because they just didn't want to get bored to death by listening to him.

???

26 Jul 2026 19:42:34
Must admit, most pubs have one, Skeggs.
Quick, lads, drink up.
Can I tell you a story?
Have you heard this joke?
No and yes.
Bye. ??

26 Jul 2026 19:31:33
I would never go into a club that would have me as a member Skeggs
Are you sure it wasn't you they were trying to avoid mate? Perhaps they hired the history teacher to keep you company?
Anyway, got to go, there's some paint drying I want to watch instead of reading your posts.??????

26 Jul 2026 20:19:22
You did say you had better things to do a few weeks back, Stokey. Didn't realise you had such a great hobby, like watching paint dry, although it doesn't surprise me, tbh. ?

26 Jul 2026 21:12:09
Night night, Stokie, don't let the bed bugs bite. ?

26 Jul 2026 21:23:02
Nice comeback, Skeggs. I'm glad to see the art of ready wit and repartee is thriving (except on the East Coast, it seems).
Night night. ??????

26 Jul 2026 21:30:13
Nite, Victor, get them pjs on and bedside light and enjoy reading.

26 Jul 2026 20:15:26
My problem was dtp it was before lockdown and he had his own stool at the bar and every dinner time he would sit there and talk and talk i had to spend half hour of my shift in the cellar pretending to do stuff just to go down there and scream and get a breather. ??

then God heard me he put us into lock down and they wasn't allowed to sit at bar and talk. when it started to open up we had an open fire, we chucked logs on.

that was my chance, his stool I saw it up into little pieces and smiled and danced as I put it into the open fire. and to top it off he had to wear a mask so you couldn't hear him talk, just a mumble. best time I ever had behind that bar. ???

26 Jul 2026 21:54:26
Brill, Skeggs. ?
I'd of done something very similar, just took one leg off it. ?

26 Jul 2026 22:08:35
Oh, I did dtp, it's my trophy. It's in the draw of my garage. ??

26 Jul 2026 22:15:03
Love it. ??

26 Jul 2026 22:17:23
I reckon stokey has a thing about librians
He's proving he can't keep quiet ?

27 Jul 2026 09:59:39
Honestly, you two clowns are comedy gold. ??First of all, DTP, "Librians". What have star signs got to do with anything? ?
Secondly, having compared me to your boring history man Skeggs, rather than likewise avoiding me, you then can't resist posting about me long after I'd retired for the night ( after watching Johnny Supreme, a good film but a bit frenetic with a few drinks with my lovely wife).
I haven't forgotten that you two used my name in vain 9 times over the the course of the France Spain game whilst I was watching it, minding my own business and oblivious to you both.


You two desperate saddos remind me of those clockwork toys that you wind up and leave to waddle around for the amusement of children. Please ignore me and get a life.
But don't make dull and dim posts and expect me not to comment on them, which I believe is what this site is about? If you don't like what I post just scroll past and save yourself the trouble. Simples ???

27 Jul 2026 18:44:29
We get your attention everytime though, Stokey.
Have you not realised. ?
Come on, is the third wife a Librian?
Or have you joined the carry on team with carry on reading. ??

27 Jul 2026 19:06:05
I honestly haven't got a clue what you're going on about, mate, but whatever floats your boat. ?