Nottingham Forest Banter 4

30 May 2026 17:58:32
How did Bruno Fernandes win Premier League player of the season? Arsenal's Gabriel is a colossus, it's joy to watch him defend, reads the game so well and seems to have telescopic legs to always get a boot in first. 🌳

30 May 2026 18:49:32
Like Viv Anderson.

30 May 2026 19:10:12
I'm with you, the diamond, I'd give it to Viv Anderson. 🫢 Only joking ish.

30 May 2026 20:02:31
Ouch though, feel for the lad tonight. 🌳

30 May 2026 20:03:47
That's the most penalties Arsenal have been given against them all season!!!

30 May 2026 20:38:35
History repeating itself.

Remember their best player at the time, Liam Brady, missing in a shoot-out versus Valencia in the 1980 Cup Winners' Cup final.

30 May 2026 21:04:06
His assists and goalscoring are unbelievable?

30 May 2026 21:05:23
What a player Btw...

30 May 2026 21:24:34
He certainly was.

Jack Charlton used to call him Ian.

You know, getting Eire's best ever player mixed up with one of the vilest people of the 20th century.

30 May 2026 22:21:11
Then again, Sir Bobby Robson used to get players' names mixed up.

One of my favourite anecdotes was from Bryan Robson.

Apparently Sir Bobby called Bryan "Bobby". Bryan pointed out, "No, I'm Bryan, you're Bobby."

30 May 2026 17:31:19
I am completely indifferent whether Arsenal would n tonight. The team has two British players starting, and one British player (picked by Touchel) on the bench. As is commonplace, the manager is not from the UK. That is why I will watch England in the Wield cup as they are all English... except TT.

30 May 2026 15:42:58
Said it before on here, NEVER put reds down for spelling for spite. Not only takes away the banter, yes maybe pi$$ed, but takes away new blood on here unsure to post. Just saying. Nobody above any f kr else on this site. Ok take that back. Maybe have a little for the elders, 🫢.

30 May 2026 16:23:32
And no mention of poisonous little 💩 s spreading false accusations about supposed drug taking and driving decent people from a site? Hypocrisy at its finest. 🌳

30 May 2026 16:13:39
Obviously a dig at me, honestly i don't care what you or any others think. He dishes out way more than he gets and i canny stand the poisonous little ****. 😁🌳

30 May 2026 16:33:12
And you guys can choose whichever four-letter insult, I mean, because practically all fit the situation perfectly. 😁🌳

30 May 2026 18:05:27
"It may be winter outside, but in my heart it's spring. An oldie from Barry Whites Band. The trouble with you, young man. You've got that smug as f*** feeling. Btw, don't start on mine. Goes on and on. I have nothing at all against ya, Winter. But I ask for calm.

You pour in with (The Young Ones, Rik Mayall, it was the other three, not me, it definitely was the other three, not me). Winter, we are all wrong on here, but lately we are all against each other. Oi, read again before you ply me with doubt, young man.

30 May 2026 20:21:20
By the way, I'm definitely 'Dave Hedgehog'. 🤣🌳

30 May 2026 20:47:02
Then watch the roads. 🤣

30 May 2026 20:20:26
I always stick to my guns Bowie, never back down and never give an inch. In this case a keyboard warrior practically bullying others off the site and if you look back and read what he says, you'll see there is no remorse and definitely a touch of smugness. I can't understand why any defends him, he's pure poison and the instigates 99% of the b***hing and arguments here. Just happens i won't put up with his 💩. I always taught as a kid, never to put up with any kind of 💩, as i expect many were here.

Yes i can take it to far, but in his case i don't give a 💩. As with many people i clash with after a while there will be an apology, this time his apology is 🖕.
100% he was that kid who got picked last in the playground, sulked and took his ball him to spite the others. Probably choking his chicken reading this.
Anyway ***k wasting time and energy talking about him because that's what he gets off on.🌳

30 May 2026 21:16:18
Wow, Winter, didn't realise you two were that close, bud? How many times have you actually met the laddie?

30 May 2026 21:17:36
And there we have it. 🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣🎣

30 May 2026 22:15:29
What's the new thing with the fishing rods? Is it the new trend now to put that because you can't win an argument. 😁

30 May 2026 22:28:48
Where's the argument?
Win what?

30 May 2026 23:03:31
I pi$$ against the wind. Crack on, the lot of ya. ❤️

31 May 2026 07:56:01
Morning 🎣 🎣 🐟 🐠 🤣🤣 late night fishing at its best.

31 May 2026 17:43:16
You're all as bad as each other. You should be more of a saint like me. 😇

30 May 2026 13:13:01
Nuno must be berating himself for agreeing to stay at West Ham.
Surely he would have been in the frame to take over at Liverpool.

30 May 2026 14:52:51
I bet Dyche is rubbing his hands together, must be a leading contender to manage the other side of Scouseland. 🤭 🌳

30 May 2026 15:06:45
Pep favourite I bet. 🤣

30 May 2026 15:20:50
Araola maybe?

30 May 2026 17:02:24
Steve Cooper is also available!
Thomas Frank.
Oliver Glasner.
Spatacus. 😆 🤣 😂

30 May 2026 20:08:31
They're willing to pay compensation for Nuno. Billy Davis to take over at West Ham.

30 May 2026 21:53:03
Too big a squad for Nuno to handle. 😂 😂

30 May 2026 11:29:01
Some people say the glass is half empty, others says it's half full. To me, it's irrelevant because I'm having another drink anyway 😂😂🤔😃.

30 May 2026 12:36:19
Slot gone.

30 May 2026 13:18:06
Just seen an Ad for Sky TV featuring Katie Price... and at the end it says "Sky believe in better".
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

30 May 2026 11:25:01
It's a very odd thing, but all my relatives are highly trained Police firearms Officers. All except my grandfather who was an armed robber. He died suddenly a few weeks ago, surrounded by his family. It's not the way he would have wanted it 😂😂😂😂😂.

30 May 2026 15:05:53
Very good stokey. 🤣🤣

30 May 2026 10:23:17
I'm nervous about this evening's game. It will be the toughest game we've had since I became a PSG fan this morning . 😂😂😂😂.

29 May 2026 22:35:26
If anyone wants a laugh, check out Athleticos responses to Barcas bids on Alvarez.
"We have sent a fax to FC Barcelona with our transfer offer: 4 tickets for tomorrow's Bad Bunny concert, an annual subscription to ABC, and a bag of sunflower seeds.

We eagerly await the response to prepare the announcement" for Yamel🤣.
Theres a few others to. At least someone has a sense of humour and the club won't have their panties pulled down. 🌳

30 May 2026 14:08:22
Saw the article, mate, hilarious!!!.
🤣🤣🤣

29 May 2026 18:14:50
Strange old game. Anyone seen another rocket that went t#ts up costing f ck. Knows. Bit like football, unlike finding there really is craters on the moon. For ef knows how long. What about life on the pitches. Most need a rocket up their a***e. 🥸.

29 May 2026 20:03:18
Lol, yeah, I saw that earlier, spectacular, all those dollars bills going up in a puff of smoke. 🌳

29 May 2026 20:16:38
Some fireball!!!!

29 May 2026 15:09:52
Looked at the first 20 odd games other than our match against Croatia, the only 1 I'm keen to watch is Brazil v Morrocco. Infantano says it's going to be the greatest tournament ever. I think it's going to rival the worst.

29 May 2026 18:45:18
Commercial hype at its worst.