Nottingham Forest banter 5

20 May 2026 19:53:02
I have said before about Harvey Elliot, if he could be persuaded to come to Forest, he would be an excellent signing and maybe cost < 30M.

20 May 2026 19:30:30
I'd love to have seen mgw more forward. But his built in wanna work for the team doesn't let him do it. Hence my lovely little William's, bye how i luv that laddies workrate and struggle.

He just pumps that heart like a horse. Never gets upset I've noticed when under. Just beats the badge reds. Plz don't let goals mask your scores. Just saying x.

20 May 2026 21:17:53
He really breathes Forest, mate.

20 May 2026 21:45:22
I remember watching Williams starting for us in the early days after his transfer, and thinking that he was a bit 'hit and miss' at the time. Wow, I think the guy has since become the most dependable and loyal of all of our first-team players.

20 May 2026 21:57:16
Well said, Lego. As for the Smoggys, the big boss wouldn't like spying. Bye, lad. Still pulling strings up above. Bless him. Hope alls well, Lego.

20 May 2026 22:19:53
I rated Williams from day 1, if you go back through my past comments. Someone who doesn't need to be recognised, on show in the dressing room, etc. A quiet lad that does the business on the pitch for the shirt, quality player and very humble.

20 May 2026 22:36:05
Apart from personally having some doubts about the guy from day 1, I now totally agree with the rest of your post, Skegs. The guy oozes quality mixed with humility at the same time.

20 May 2026 22:57:54
I hope your legs have recovered well since the procedure, Bowie. I've looked into it and the process looks horrible.

FYI, despite planting my stumps in pots of fertiliser every night they're still not growing back. Bummer...

SOH in the face of adversity, Bowie.

21 May 2026 00:27:19
Thank ya for the kind thoughts, Lego bud. But I'm not so good with feet now. In fact, right mess. Long story. Btw, yank flew nest to look after her mother. Ain't coming back.

? The plot thickens. I'm now fighting the government for pennies instead of this lot. Been off work about a year and a half now. But oi, I'm a fighter. Geordie ma in me. ?

21 May 2026 06:28:00
So sorry to hear that Bowie, mate.
Keep fight'n!!!!.
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21 May 2026 10:47:27
Sorry to read that Bowie. Hang in there.

21 May 2026 15:37:23
Yeah, thanks Reds. She suffers really badly with PTSD from Iraq, and her back has had 3 x ops. She gets all the care she needs over there. Army vet. In this country, she gets none, and the meds for her back are pathetic. Life goes on.

21 May 2026 20:19:32
Not too sure what to say about your predicament, my friend, other than never say never.

21 May 2026 21:32:54
Glad you had a great holiday, Vale, bud, and ty. ?

20 May 2026 18:58:16
Football my fellow reds, so simple, yet brought so boring this season. Unless you all get off on, oops sneaked through that one. May I add a lot do on here. I'm actually up for the recliner ideas, hey the players are doing it in supercars. ?

20 May 2026 21:47:37
Is there an Interpreter out there....?

20 May 2026 22:00:11
It's a Skegs fing Lego.

20 May 2026 15:47:05
Salisbury not selected to be involved in any Premiership matches this weekend!
A draconian penalty eh .! ???.

20 May 2026 07:39:16
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Aston Villa v Liverpool - A Not So Quick Liverpool Perspective

19 May 2026 20:22:28
Talking signing players then cyclist?
How about Tavernier, Truffet, Scott and Jnr from Bournemouth?

Makes no difference though really.

20 May 2026 17:12:16
DTP, I think Bournemouth will sneak into a European cup of one sort or another, so their players will not be interested in us!
It will be a test for us on Sunday, but if the team plays with the same zeal as against United, it will be an entertaining match.

20 May 2026 20:17:14
Is that half cup full, Nuno? Or empty?

20 May 2026 22:35:11
They have already qualified for Europe.
But they play in front of a few thousand.
Players want bigger grounds to show their talent.

22 May 2026 16:35:13
Nunonono, or whatever, stick with Doc M. Makes it easier. ? I don't bite.

19 May 2026 19:31:52
Gutted for Saints being booted out, I get it if it was behind closed doors, but if you don't want people looking in, draw the bedroom curtains. (Not a peeping Tom by the way :)

It's always the fans that end up suffering, feel bad for them for what would have been a great day out for them, hope Hull win now.



Also hope Chelsea win tonight and have that relegation fight go down to the last day, it would be cracking.

19 May 2026 19:59:01
To be fair, mate, Saints have admitted to multiple charges. Ipswich and Oxford games also had a peeping tom in the bushes. Oxford should feel particularly hard done by, since they went down. Four points deducted for next season, added to being booted out. Now time for the Premier League to take note, and get City sorted. ?

19 May 2026 20:02:37
Didn't reckon much of the offender's disguise either! Dressed as a shepherd. Apparently he was a shepherd spy... ? ? ? ? ? ?

19 May 2026 20:09:52
Apparently Southampton said he wasn't a member of their "'Staff". ?

19 May 2026 20:18:02
Certainly "crooked" Rogie. ????

19 May 2026 20:28:47
He was also a spy for "Lens" too!!!!
Ok!
I'll stop!!!
?

19 May 2026 21:30:47
Good riddance to the cheats!!!!!!

19 May 2026 21:41:33
Rogie...
"The Man From B.u.n.g.l.e?"
"The Man With the Golden Bung?"

19 May 2026 21:57:58
The Spy Who Came in from the Dell?

19 May 2026 22:15:02
Cheating is cheating, full stop. But if it had been Man Utd or Man City, nothing would have come of it. So, yes, feel sorry for Southampton. Come on Hull.

20 May 2026 05:29:54
Sorry, I was talking about City being cheats.
Lol!

20 May 2026 15:48:55
I'd recommend that Southampton should think about changing their nickname..... Any suggestions? ????

19 May 2026 18:51:02
Breaking News - As it stands, Southampton have been booted out of the playoffs, appeal pending. ?

19 May 2026 14:36:03
Cuiabano has had a great season in the Brazilian League. Surely he is as good as Netz so let’s have a look at him in a Forest shirt pre season and see what Vitor thinks of him Get Elanga back from Newcastle.

Imo we should sign Mane from Wolves, Fernandez from West Ham, Hackney from Boro and Delap from Chelsea, and a goalkeeper; that would be job done imo Gk Sels another Victor Full backs Aina Williams Netz Cuiabano CBS Milenkovic Cunha Morato Abbott DMs Sangare Yates Cms Fernandes Dominguez Hackney Ams Gibbs White McAtee Wingers Hutchinson Bakwa Hudson Odoi Elanga CFs Awoniyi Delap Jesus Wood So sell Anderson and Murrilo for 175m Buy Delap 45m Elanga 45m Fernandes 50m Mane 20m and Hackney 20m 180m

19 May 2026 15:10:28
Why would you pay 45 million for Elanga, that's been crap at Newcastle? If you were going to buy him, it would have to be under 30.

19 May 2026 15:15:46
With Pep leaving City, we might have a chance of keeping all three of our stars. If we want to be progressive and build a decent European-challenging side, surely, we must keep our best players. ?

19 May 2026 15:21:23
And I wouldn't pay over 10 million for Delap and Elenga (poor seasons have done them no favours besides duck Elenga, he wanted to play for a far superior side ?), whilst Hackney will be 30 million plus.
A decent striker and wide man, possibly another full back. Sell Ndoye, Jesus, John Victor, Cuiabano, Morato, raise 60mil from them alone. ?

19 May 2026 15:49:56
Regarding a striker, Franculino Dju of FC Midtjylland would be a good shout. He missed the second half of the season through injury, but in the first half his stats are amazing.
Played 26
Goals 20
Assists 3.
Surely he wouldn't cost a stupid amount. ?

19 May 2026 15:50:26
And only 21 years old. ?

19 May 2026 16:01:41
Difficult to Dju, as he's scoring goals in a Micky Mouse League.

19 May 2026 16:27:29
Great players all have to start somewhere. ?

19 May 2026 17:21:19
That's right, Stokey, we might as well get someone from League 1. ???

19 May 2026 18:20:55
Hilarious, Skegs, I suppose you can do part of the scouting for the club next season, all whilst watching those beloved Bin Dippers of yours. ?

19 May 2026 20:04:53
Kaliumundo, scoring goals in Bundesliga and comes on a free???

19 May 2026 12:01:50
Huge well done to Angus Gunn, on securing his Scotland place for the World Cup!
Well done young man!
COYR.

19 May 2026 15:22:28
Lol, who? Oh yeah, I think he played once this season. ?

19 May 2026 16:02:42
He came on as a sub but can't remember which game. He did ok though...

19 May 2026 17:02:21
Palace at home.

19 May 2026 17:32:16
Yes, you're right Forest.
I'm not saying Dju is rubbish. He may well be worth scouting, RRH. As you say, all great players have to start somewhere, mate. ??

19 May 2026 18:07:39
Lmao, Franculino is 21, Gunn is 30. No relevance here. ?

19 May 2026 18:16:33
And Stokey, if you have something to say, just say it, stop hiding behind smartass and veiled comments. ??

19 May 2026 19:05:54
You seem to be showing your age, Rrh. You must be at least going on 12. ??

19 May 2026 19:28:30
I think you've got hold of the wrong end of the stick, RRH, mate. My comments are genuine, and largely agree with what you said. Not meant to cause any offence, and not in any way smartarsed. ?????

19 May 2026 19:31:39
Apologies for any offence inadvertently caused, Rrh. Not intended at all.

19 May 2026 19:36:08
Nah, Stokey, it's me that should apologise, so sorry, definitely got the wrong end of that. Got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning. ??

19 May 2026 19:09:24
Better than being a sour old fart like most of you??

19 May 2026 19:55:05
☝️ For our resident Bin Dipper. ? ?

19 May 2026 19:57:54
Regular occurrence by the look of it, winter.

19 May 2026 20:01:58
Huh? Nunogate? ??

19 May 2026 20:09:41
Hey, no problem, RRH, mate! ???

19 May 2026 20:50:12
Hey, next time, rrh, try getting put of the right side of your cot. ??

19 May 2026 20:54:03
And stop losing his dummy Skeggs. ??

19 May 2026 21:15:54
Talking of dummies, the two posters above. ?

19 May 2026 21:26:48
Im not dumb enough to be born in cornwell and end up living in hartlepool though winter ?????????

19 May 2026 21:36:23
Lol, nothing wrong with the North East Coast. Cheaper housing, cheaper beer, same wages. ? I'm better off than ever. Dumb? I don't think so. Own this house, buying one in Cumbria, own a car, van, motorbike and Land Rover. It makes me laugh you think that's stupid. ??

19 May 2026 21:40:47
Just the response I expected.

19 May 2026 21:43:56
You keep ticking your own box, pal.
But only once. ???

19 May 2026 21:42:30
I bet there all made of lego rrh ???

19 May 2026 21:50:05
Envy is a horrible colour, the same as jealousy. But I'll let you pair off because im feeling smug. ?

19 May 2026 21:47:08
Whatever DTP, i really couldn't give a flying duck what a worm like you thinks??

19 May 2026 21:59:27
Look you obvoisily know where where to invest your money?
Where the sun don't shine ????

19 May 2026 22:03:41
Yet another predicted response winter.

19 May 2026 22:09:49
Rrh, I've worked hard all my life. Never had a penny off the government. I rent, I own a s***ty old Peugeot that gets me from a to b and back again. I have no regrets, and I've lived my life as I've wanted to.

And I'm happy. ? And you know what, when we both go to hell, we will have exactly the same as each other: nothing. ??

19 May 2026 22:28:05
Wow I'm glad I haven't had a mortgage for 24 years, Winter. ???

20 May 2026 00:53:53
Nah me neither lol, well 9 years ish, buying the house in Cumbria outright. Farmhouse needing some work, most of which I'll do myself. It will either be flogged or rented out. Should turn a nice six figure profit. Might even live there with the Mrs, although shes not keen on keeping livestock.

When its finished I'll throw a party up there, all from the site will be invited, plenty to places to hide a body up there?(joking by the way, cheap pig feed is a better plan) ??