Nottingham Forest Banter 2

26 Aug 2026 20:11:09
Ok, remember my predictions. 🤣
Nah, Reds seriously. I've seen more passion on a subbuteo table.
No passion, players looked clueless.
No fluency, any decent cross coming in over the two games were wasted.
Even our brilliant defence, to which we rely on, looked hapless.
Actually like to know how the coaching went over the summer went.
Coz from what I've seen so far, Leeds had an extra yard on us.
I know the new coach (hard to say his name atm, ) will be getting to know his players.

But what about the fans? Does he think we want to watch this boring sh#t?
Tell ya, his style and getting the players to respond just isn't gonna happen.
Even mgw can't be arsed to bring the oranges on.
Woods zimmer needs updating to aluminium.
Aye wa doomed.
Al my mates and two sons saying we messed up with delap. (Probably coz they were after him)
We try we faulter still got our family, friends and hope.

26 Aug 2026 18:47:23
It would be typical Forest to go and win at Anfield.

26 Aug 2026 20:25:39
And awake cyclist. Now look into my eyes.

26 Aug 2026 20:35:28
And he's back in the room. 😁🤪😳

26 Aug 2026 21:31:14
Sorry for trying to be positive. I'll try not to drag you up in future. 😘

26 Aug 2026 21:32:02
I keep seeing people saying these players have been terrible for years, it's not the manager... They were winning and playing well under the last manager.

26 Aug 2026 21:32:27
And the players looked like a team and happy.

26 Aug 2026 22:15:57
All joking aside, Cyclist, you are absolutely right, mate. 👍👍👍

26 Aug 2026 22:16:47
Relax, Cyclist. 👍

26 Aug 2026 18:40:30
I think OG was a bit disingenuous in his post-match comments, particularly saying we spent .9 months fighting relegation and there’s a lot to sort out, and it will take weeks and months etc.
Actually, statistically, I believe VPs spell in charge would have put us in the top 5 if achieved over a full season…. Just saying …….

26 Aug 2026 20:54:31
Unfortunately, Stokey, we will never know how far we could have progressed with VP.

26 Aug 2026 21:05:41
He walked into a club that was really improving towards the end of the season...
Just own it, Ollie.

26 Aug 2026 21:18:06
Vd done the same thing at Wolves and flopped the next season, fact. That's why he was sacked, fact. 😁

26 Aug 2026 21:22:05
The ever cynical Skeg.
The Arbiter of Wit.
The troll of Forest fans.
Welcome the Sheep. 🐏🐏

26 Aug 2026 21:33:52
Wolves sold VP's best players over the summer. Look at his actual record on his CV. He's a good coach and has proven it for years.

26 Aug 2026 21:36:44
🤣🤣🤣 is that all you've got ripley 🥱🥱 the man that slates Mr m at every chancehe gets. I think you need to look at yourself my little baaa baaa 🐑 😁

26 Aug 2026 21:52:27
Vp has gone, and never will he come back, same as Cooper, Nuno, Dyche, blah blah blah. Let's move on. 🤣🤣 Glasner is our manager and a top, proven Premier League manager, fact. And, according to some of you, he has also lost Forest's best player in Anderson. 😁

26 Aug 2026 22:18:30
You are absolutely right, Cyclist, about Wolves selling VP's best players, but don't confuse Skeggs with the facts once his mind is made up, mate.

27 Aug 2026 05:41:45
Skeg I can throw buns all day if required.
Your post's are boring now.
Instead of repeating the same old tripe how about a constructive post.
Has anyone brought Dierby yet!🐑🐑🐑

27 Aug 2026 09:41:39
Skeggs, just a gentle bit of advice for the future, mate... Putting "fact" after everything you post doesn't make it so. Unless it's a stat or empirical deduction, which your opinions aren't. Just saying. (I know what's coming... fact.... 😂😂😂😂😂)

27 Aug 2026 09:54:54
Morning Stokie, I must be the first thing u think about in the morning. And, probably all day, living in your head, pal. 😁

27 Aug 2026 08:13:27
Ripley im not the one thats been slating mr m in every post near enough.

That's you pal like i said before you only come on site when there's something negative going on at forest like the diomande where he wasn't going to be signed up couldn't wait to slate our owner then when he was signed you disappeared again like I said pal baaaaa baaaaaa 🐑

27 Aug 2026 11:08:12
Nah! 😁

27 Aug 2026 11:20:15
Insofar as I think about you at all, mate, I share the opinion of many on here that you a small man in all senses of the word, self delusional, attention seeking and invariably wrong about everything you say.
You can’t even remember what you’ve posted apparently and are too frightened to respond to my perfectly reasonable question about your Nuno assertion in case you get caught out again.

Leaving aside that you are on the wrong site and routinely abuse anyone who beats you in debate, you just embarrass yourself virtually every day.
Part of me feels sorry for you. The other part of me feels contempt.
Fact ……

26 Aug 2026 12:17:13
Hi you guys, glad to see nothing's changed on here. Bring back Nuno, he will soon be available. OG reminded me of the Wally with the Brolly last night, clueless 🤡 🤡.

26 Aug 2026 17:03:47
Og will be allowed 6 games to turn the team around. A loss against Liverpool will be on the cards, and a test of his management prowess. A loss against Coventry, however, with Awoniyi scoring will be a nail in the coffin.

26 Aug 2026 17:07:59
The return of the legend, super jester, welcome back, O mighty one. 😆

26 Aug 2026 17:20:16
Thanks. Just thought I'd better let you know I'm still around. 🤡 🤡

26 Aug 2026 17:24:31
Still supping that zero Guinness jester.

26 Aug 2026 18:02:07
Yep, that, and Wata — no Alcohol for over 2 years now. They tell me it's good for me!!!. 😭

26 Aug 2026 18:09:46
I'm surprised you've managed to do 2 years being a Forest fan. 🤣

26 Aug 2026 18:53:22
Well, after last night, I was craving a spiced rum.

26 Aug 2026 19:31:18
Great to hear from ya, Jester, bud. 👍 Still waiting on ya visiting my area.

26 Aug 2026 19:40:23
Hopefully coming up your way next year, cottage in Alnmouth. Maybe will probably nip into Newcastle then, June maybe.

26 Aug 2026 19:44:53
Gotta have that pint, bud. 👍

26 Aug 2026 20:12:50
00 Bud, is that. 🤡 🤡 👍 👍

26 Aug 2026 11:38:08
Man City sign another player £86m.

26 Aug 2026 11:37:00
Pa Glasner out - clueless …..

26 Aug 2026 17:30:06
Glasner's had 2 games. 🤣🤣🤣 Who do you think we are, Barcelona? We're a mid-table side, and, come the end of the season, that's where we will be under Glasner. So, no matter how many of you on here are spitting your dummy out, Glasner will be here all season. Fact. Get used to it and back the man.

26 Aug 2026 17:51:06
I hope you are proved right for the first time, Skeggs, and, just to let you know, mate, I've made a record in my pocket notebook of your prediction timed and dated as above... 😂😂
By the way, with regard to our opening fixtures (and without wishing to trigger your DDS) may I remind you that SD had the following record against our opponents...


Leeds (home) won 3-1.
Liverpool (away) won 3 nil.
Spurs (home) won 3 nil.
Just saying... fact! Check it out... 🎣

26 Aug 2026 17:59:33
Stokie, I was right about Nuno as well. But, knowing you, you wouldn't remember that. You only remember things when it suits. 😁 And, who's SD? 😁

26 Aug 2026 18:12:41
I'd rather stick needles in my eyes and get relegated than watch Dyche's anti-football. Then again, I don't feel that different about what I've seen from Glasner so far.

26 Aug 2026 18:30:54
How dare you say that about Stokie's hero. He's a legend at Forest, only to Stokie though. 🤣🤣

26 Aug 2026 18:34:23
🎼 Nine points.
Even Dychey won. 🎼😂😂🎣🎣

26 Aug 2026 19:47:42
You're being proved right at the moment, aren't ya, Skeggs?
🙈🙈🙈

26 Aug 2026 19:54:29
After 2 games, Rogie, 🤣🤣🤣 the Forest through and through, the man that likes to give managers a go and wants stability, and, as always, lectured me in the past for not giving some managers a chance. And now, after 2 games, you're doing exactly the same, pot, kettle. 🤣🤣

26 Aug 2026 19:55:46
Gotcha! Yet again! It’s like shooting fish in a barrel mate. 🎣🎣🎣
Simple stats the best bait, hooks you every time
Unless you can prove me wrong of course?

26 Aug 2026 20:13:40
Can you please remind me of what your Nuno prediction was Skeggs. I genuinely can’t remember.
But then again, there’s such a tsunami of 💩in your posts,you can’t remember what you’ve posted yourself mate, as I conclusively proved last week.
Saying I have a selective memory just repeats the lie you came out with ( and refused to apologise for) previously on which you were nailed.


So what was the Nuno prediction? If you predicted he would be sacked after criticising the owner, that was less a prediction more of foregone conclusion wasn’t it?
Please enlighten us with your wisdom O wise one ……..😂😂😂😂😂

26 Aug 2026 20:38:35
Stokie, am I making you drink too much again, my little friend. 🤣🤣 I must be buried right in that head of yours. 😁 Living the Glasner Mr M dream, pal.

26 Aug 2026 22:21:43
Just answer the question, mate. It's a sure sign that when you turn to daft abuse, you've lost the argument and can't remember what you said about Nuno. Try again. Take your time, we are all waiting, O wise one.

27 Aug 2026 08:58:02
Cyclist, mate, I saw those 3 matches under SD referred to above, and they were very entertaining games indeed.
Come on, Skeggs, still waiting. It’s not a trap. I thought you’d be proud to tell us about your successful correct prediction about Nuno, mate.


(Haven’t had a drink since Sunday evening, mate, by the way. How about you? I’m clearing the decks for the weekend and my holiday in Palma D Mallorca next week.) 🤪😁😇🐀

26 Aug 2026 11:36:31
I was really looking forward to a season of stability where nothing really happens one way or another.

You can only survive by the skin of your teeth for so many years, this year I think our luck will run out - it’s just simple probability.

26 Aug 2026 18:35:28
Come on TGS, you pretty much bet your house on us getting relegated last year. Now be away with you and your pessimistic Septic Peg predictions, one game in and we're doomed!

Give the guy a chance, surely.

26 Aug 2026 09:59:17
Og post match sounded like he's not to blame for losing to Leeds Twice in 4 days! Did he not learn from Saturday? Why play almost a different side, when it's the tactics and set up that let us down!
It's no good blaming Forest Mr Og, because Vp had Forest playing attacking football. Forest were scoring for fun.
4 - 1 win against Burnley
3 - O win at Spurs
3 - 1 win at Chelsea
5 - 0 win at Sunderland
I know a new coach needs time, but Vp didn't! Vp didn't blame the club publicly either, which Og did post match.


Now if I remember rightly, Nuno did the same thing and was sacked.
Question now is, has Og realised he made a mistake coming to Forest and wants out?

26 Aug 2026 10:32:44
No Keeff, we made a mistake signing him & getting rid of Vitor. But then again, we are owned by one huge mistake.

26 Aug 2026 10:38:01
We need VP back, Larry, asap.

26 Aug 2026 11:36:54
Petition starts here!
Those in favour of VP returning say COYRs.

26 Aug 2026 12:10:41
COYRs Cant wack a good demo 🤣 There used to be Fawaz days when fans dressed as Arabs. We could have a Marinakas day & dress up as clowns 🤡

26 Aug 2026 13:33:59
Incredibly, Larry, I have to agree with you on this and your other posts regarding our leader. I'm going to have a lie down, mate. 😁😳

26 Aug 2026 15:21:25
Absolutely correct, Larry, it's never the owners' fault, always the coach. And when did anyone see our leader? I had the sense to stay away last night, so I don't know if he was there, but I have not seen him for a long while now.

26 Aug 2026 15:39:54
If it isn't broken, you don't fix it. Cloughie swore by that maxim.

26 Aug 2026 17:10:10
Nice & steady Stokie, small steps. We can do this, mate. 🤣

26 Aug 2026 17:13:39
He wasn't there, Vale. He's on holiday, 2 weeks in Rampton.

26 Aug 2026 17:57:04
Larry, I was just worried that you'd been kidnapped and held in a cellar somewhere, and your sensible captor had taken over your posts. I must take issue with your condemnation of Delap, though, before he's even played a game for us, but, apart from that, keep up the good work, mate. 👍😁

26 Aug 2026 07:58:47
I have never witnessed such an abject display of football as last night. No passion, no fight, no pride. It was embarrassing. Glasner needs to sort out this malaise NOW!

Sels had more touches than Stevie Wonder last night. The ball was constantly passed back to him 😡 We had no forward momentum whatsoever and surrendered the midfield completely.



Wood, Kalimuendo and Jesus didn’t work together, and poor old Schlager and Dominguez were overrun in midfield.

There was no creativity from this team, who looked like strangers to each other.

3 at the back is not working and Neco is struggling as a wingback.

13m a year for what? Under VP we had energy and sparkle; now we’ve got flat beer.

26 Aug 2026 09:46:46
Forest will be 4/5 games into the season, and won't have a point on the board, unless OG changes the system back to how Forest play. We don't have wing backs!
We have full backs!
We have wingers?
Please, Mr M, buy a couple midfield players now, before it's too late!
COYR.

26 Aug 2026 10:05:26
🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's his system; that's how he got Palace winning silverware. Why would he change it? We love Glasner, living the Glasner Mr M dream. 😁

26 Aug 2026 10:27:23
That's well boring now, Skeggs...

26 Aug 2026 11:00:27
It's been well boring for a long time, Rogie.
I'm not in the least surprised the wheel has come off, not even surprised by how early. I've been saying what the problems would be since VP was sacked, but have been repeatedly told by the so-called "experts" on here that OG was a better manager than VP (despite the stats saying otherwise).
Only a deluded fool would swap a manager who had the squad onside, the team scoring for fun and playing great football, which the fans were loving.


As I keep saying, if it's not broke, don't try to fix it.
This smacks of another Ange-type disaster unfolding. Another blunder from our glorious leader
"Living the Glasner/Mr M dream."
How's it going for y'all?

26 Aug 2026 11:11:37
That's what Maricrackers is. A deluded fool.
More clubs than Tiger Woods, never won any competition of note with any of them except the Greek version of the Celtic & Rangers farcical league and half there squad are on loan from Forest anyway even though they have never set foot in Nottingham. It's like a Brian Rix farce

26 Aug 2026 11:54:35
I'm ok living the Glasner Mr M dream. 😁

26 Aug 2026 13:36:54
Well, you would be, wouldn’t you Skeggs, being a bin dipper or sheep botherer? You are certainly not a Red…

26 Aug 2026 14:31:51
Oh dear stokie im not a baby like you either spitting your dummy out after 1 premier league game and a useless cup match 🤣🤣 living the glasner mr m dream 😁

26 Aug 2026 16:48:59
Munmad, no matter how bad last night was, I remember having Megson as boss. And Kinnear. Now that was inept.

26 Aug 2026 17:58:53
You forgot Hughton?

26 Aug 2026 18:14:13
I don't know why you're on this site anyway, mate, tbh. I'd be more worried about my team losing at home to mighty Burron Albion and scrapping a draw against Notts County. Have you looked at the tables recently and seen how far away you lot are in our rear view mirrors. 😂

26 Aug 2026 18:28:18
Seems like you're the one that's interested in the bin dippers, Stokie. 😁 You following them, hoping that's where your beloved Dyche goes next. 🤣🤣🤣

26 Aug 2026 20:02:53
Dds. 😂😂😂😂😂

26 Aug 2026 07:48:56
Football is such an emotional sport that it feels impossible to not want to either panic or celebrate after every success or failure. That said, I’m annoyed we have already exited a cup competition in which we have such a long standing pedigree. We are out of our best chance of silverware already.

But the reality is that we have faced a relegation scrap in 3 of the 4 seasons since we returned. Nothing I have seen of this season or over the Summer can make me feel anything else is likely again. Our team is weaker than this time last year as we have lost an unbelievable player in Anderson. We came 16th last year and were in not for him, MGW and VP, we would have been relegated.

Rather than build on that positive vibe and progress, here we are again with our Owner. The words ‘stability’, ‘strategy’ and ‘plan’ don't seem to exist.

Glasner is an excellent manager, but the reality is we have acted in this window like a club which is saving money. Perhaps we need to, despite the £116m sale of Anderson, and if so, that is 100% down to the chaos of prior spending summers - last season being largely a mess in terms of what we bought.

Glasner will need time and on gigantic wages of £13,5 a year he will have to get it surely. But Mr M is so trigger happy and so impatient, that nothing would surprise me. That’s why Glasner is already joint favourite to be the first Prem manager to leave.

Squad wise we look thin to me (specially in midfield where the plan appears to play McAtee in most/every Prem match). Too few established Prem players - and we are not yet an established Prem club - and apparently we now only want a RWB. Delap has potential but He’s not scored goals for 18 months and is overpriced. I saw him a lot last year and have to hope he improves.

We’ve been slow in this window (Leeds bought Wilson on a free in early July and then Trafford, England’s next No 1, for 10m less than Delap, in early August as an example) which is either some great tactical game of chess on key targets or another sign we are perhaps tightening the purse strings. No idea.

I have zero idea what will happen, and with our owner it’s pointless predicting much, but we do need to see an improvement all round.

Whatever happens, Glasner needs our support as he is 100% an excellent manager.

26 Aug 2026 13:37:31
Great post, Agen. 👍