Nottingham Forest Banter 3

27 May 2026 10:01:41
Your favourite coach hasn’t been sacked as you predicted DTP. Shall I have your error TICd (Taken into Consideration) with all the others? Seems that you celebrated too early my owd mucker. 🙄😂😃.

27 May 2026 10:17:40
Beat me to it, Stokey, just browsing the football pages during my coffee break and having a chuckle. You'd have thought he'd learn to give up on his amazing predictions. 🌳

27 May 2026 11:10:00
I'm glad Nuno is staying. Dtp wanted him sacked so he could take over at his beloved Ilkeston Town. 😁

27 May 2026 15:49:22
Championship Nuno makes it even funnier. 😂😂😂

27 May 2026 17:21:45
Old Nuno, hey Dtp. He's haunted you for the last couple of seasons, and he's still haunting you now. He's not even our manager. 🤣🤣 Made my day, living the Nuno dream. 😁

27 May 2026 17:32:44
🎶 "Walking along, singing a song, walking in a Nuno wonderland." 🎶🤣
Or...
🎶 "In your head, in your head, Nuno, Nuno, no, no." 🎶🤣🌳

27 May 2026 18:42:39
Keep em coming. 😂😂

27 May 2026 19:32:06
You said it... I know what your favourite shower song is DTP. 🥲
🎶 "I guess now it's time
For me to give up, I feel it's time
Got a picture of you beside me
Got your lipstick marks still on your coffee cup, oh yeah
Got a fist of pure emotion, got a head of shattered dreams
I've got to leave it, I've got to leave it all behind now" 🎶
🎶🎼🎶
🎵 "Whatever I said
Whatever I did, I didn't mean it
I just want you back for good
Want you back, I want you back, I want you back for good
Whenever I'm wrong
Just tell me the song, and I'll sing it
You'll be right, and understood
Want you back, want you back
I want you back for good
I want you back for good" 🎶.

😎 🌳

27 May 2026 19:46:58
I'm swaying with my phone torch!!!!
All together now!!!.
🎵🎵🎵

27 May 2026 20:12:54
Come on, guys, with DTP let's "have a little patience." After all, he "says it best when he says nothing at all"....

27 May 2026 20:19:09
More your level boy bands winter as you know all the words. 🤣🤣🤣

27 May 2026 20:38:08
Can just imagine you, Winter, frothing at the mouth watching your boy band and waving your pants in the air on your "bestfriends" shoulders. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

27 May 2026 20:41:39
Funny how you're the one who went to watch Take That live.
🎼🎶 A million predictions later, and I keep getting them wrong. 🎶🤣🤣

27 May 2026 20:55:49
I'm a full-on groupie, DTP. Love going to boy band concerts, hot pants, cowboy hat, string vest, you know, like when I met you at the Boyzone gig last year. 🤣🌳

27 May 2026 20:57:42
And fair play, I was p**ing myself at that, Im usually the one with my Mrs on my shoulders at festivals. She reckons Im way to heavy, lazy b***h. 🤣🌳

27 May 2026 22:33:16
End of the day Im a Forest fan through and through, you're Nuno and Dyche fans as you're showing. 😁

27 May 2026 23:54:35
I was never a Dyche fan lol, i'm sure Stokey can tell you so. But yeah i liked Nuno, his smile and personality(something you lack)and general demeanor were a joy, oh he got us Europe to. But heyho if you could tell me through all that infinite wisdom you have, what actually went on behind the scenes? (unless you were hiding in Mr M's pint of ouzo being that toad that you are)no one actually knows.

🌳

28 May 2026 08:01:59
Oh I love your nasty demeanor. 🤣🤣🤣

28 May 2026 10:32:46
Not nasty at all, truthful more like. 🌳

27 May 2026 10:01:31
Just like to do a little summary of our season. Chuffed for Neco's player of the season award, so consistent and determined and I am a big fan. I had him just behind Elliot Anderson and MGW though. I honestly believe Ando is the best all round midfielder in the prem.

Passing under pressure, most interceptions, area covered, always wanting the ball etc. MGW, who is a better attacking mid than him with 18 goals that kept us up. Shameful he is not in the England squad, Tuchel has lost the plot. Sangare, Serbinator, Murillo, Sels all had a very good season and even our other players have raised their games and contribution since the appointment of a certain Vitor Pereira.

Well done Big M for bringing him in when you did, brilliant appointment that keeps us in the prem. I have posted before about VP and I think we are very lucky to have such a top manager like him at Forest. Got everyone to believe in what was required and did it by being positive and attacking sides not just snatching a goal and defending. Best manager for many years. Well done Vitor. U REDS.

27 May 2026 09:27:33
I’ve never wished injury on any player before, but in the case of Jordan Henderson and Dan Burn I’m afraid I do as long as it’s not serious, obviously MGW and Harry Maguire should replace them and if Henderson and Burn had any national pride they should withdraw from the squad simple as.

27 May 2026 09:36:12
Gosh Munmad mate that's a bit desperate. I'll send you a Jordan Henderson voodoo doll with some pins. 😂😂😂

27 May 2026 14:39:23
I'd pick burn over slab head any day, slab heads reaction to be having been left out, inspite of the fact he couldn't get in man u's side for long periods, tells you all you need to know about him. Compare his reaction to MGW's, who had every reason to be pi##ed off and see the difference. Tuchel has picked a squad who he hopes will play as a team, not as in previous years where all the so called best players have been selected and then forced into an eleven.

It might not work but i think it was Einstein who said that madness was doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

27 May 2026 09:12:19
Anderson, please don’t go to Man City and become a Grealish. Chose Utd as long as they pay the asking price.

27 May 2026 09:37:30
If I were Ando I'd wait and see which division Man City are in next season, first mate...

27 May 2026 09:09:50
My players in:

Delap/ Strand Larson
Hackney DM
Esteve CB
Isquae AM
Elanga RW
Fernandez CM


My players out:

Yates
McAtee
Dominguez
Wood
Jesus

27 May 2026 13:04:53
Don't agree with almost any of that.

27 May 2026 07:57:58
I expect Anderson will go to Manchester United with a player swop plus cash. So one of their forwards? Wissa or Cunha! We may have little choice but should hold out.

27 May 2026 08:57:58
Wises plays for Newcastle, and I wouldn't want him gift wrapped.

27 May 2026 09:29:31
Wissa.

27 May 2026 09:29:41
Wissa.

27 May 2026 16:46:15
Apologies, I meant Muembo.

27 May 2026 16:58:28
Chuffing hell, Nuno, I'm glad you're not in charge of recruitment, mate. We wouldn't know who was coming through the door. 😂😂😂😂😂

27 May 2026 07:39:13
{Ed's Note - MK Scouser has posted a new article entitled, Slot, Reijnen and a Summer of Big Calls

26 May 2026 23:00:57
Pep, is he leaving a sinking ship?
I believe he knows what's coming.
Big points reduction and what will hurt them more, a transfer embargo for two seasons.
Come on, get it done.

26 May 2026 22:06:33
Hopefully a good clear out now and a couple of decent players in early striker everyone knows is a must. But now's the time to get rid of Yates. He's just nowhere near good enough. Thanks for your service and hopefully you will get more game time with someone like Hull uredddssss.

26 May 2026 22:37:28
For once I agree about Yates.
Not a fan of a club captain not playing regular.
I think we have to make MGW captain.

27 May 2026 08:59:26
MGW will be captain. Hill City want Yates. Great club man, but time to let him go.

27 May 2026 09:40:19
I've said this many times, but whilst Yates lacks the technical skills of Sanghere, every team needs a hod carrier. I've never seen Forest get bullied when Ryan's on the pitch.
The enforcer.

27 May 2026 11:35:36
Agreed, mate.

27 May 2026 13:06:06
Yates needs to stay and I think Pereira knows it.

26 May 2026 20:54:57
Pointless guessing on our next season, Big M has his own beliefs. Paul McCartney said the best Beatles song ever from them. Or their comfort blanket, Here Comes the Sun from George Harrison. Enjoy the rays, reds. Bless ya all ❤️ COYR FTID.

26 May 2026 21:46:31
Class song, mate...

26 May 2026 22:08:02
It was my wedding music, Bowie, for my second marriage, as we walked down the chapel aisle at Caverswall Castle, just outside Newcastle-under-Lyme.
The music for my first marriage was "Sheep May Safely Graze" by Johann Sebastian Bach, performed beautifully live at St Thomas's Church, South Wigston, near Leicester.

26 May 2026 22:14:13
Don't tell us what you did for your third. 🤣🤣
Don't stop believing? 😂😂😂😂

27 May 2026 09:44:01
Nice one, DTP...
I'm guessing yours was "Don't Laugh at Me Because I'm a Fool" by Norman Wisdom?
Or, perhaps, due to the general lack of "thumbs up" after your comments on here, I'm thinking "Only the Lonely" by Roy Orbison. 🤔🤔😃😃

27 May 2026 11:36:32
Mine's was "Suspicious Minds". 🤣🤣🤣

27 May 2026 12:00:15
I did ask for local lad 'Lemmys', Ace of Spades, Rogie, but I got overruled... 😂😂😂
True story here. I did once go to a wedding where the reception afterwards featured a karaoke. One of the guests, after a few pints, took it upon himself to sing Neil Diamond's 'Love on the Rocks'.