Nottingham Forest banter 9

06 Jan 2026 21:02:00
I thought the dinosaurs went extinct, Dyche proving me wrong.
# Cretaceous ball. ??.

06 Jan 2026 21:13:44
Along with his sidekicks stonearaptor and woanasaurus!

06 Jan 2026 21:16:16
Nah they were my hero's growing up??.

06 Jan 2026 21:39:12
????.

06 Jan 2026 20:59:25
Depressing. I'd like to modify my assessment of Igor Jesus from League 1 class to League 2 class please.

06 Jan 2026 20:32:26
Look as blunt as a wooden spoon again!

06 Jan 2026 20:45:21
I'm sorry folk's a relegation battle is on!
All the possession and passing and no end result l!

06 Jan 2026 20:56:01
Even though they've scored there supporters are very quite, we need to score and them supporters will become toxic, the hard part we need to score!, UREDS.

06 Jan 2026 20:28:13
Jesus poor again so far tonight. No close control, slow feet, poor lay-offs. Sorry but I'm afraid I can't see what he's got? We're a man short with him in the team.

06 Jan 2026 20:39:19
Jesus is shite!

06 Jan 2026 20:51:55
The whole team is shite. dyche out edu out dtp out.

06 Jan 2026 20:14:25
Oh, forgot Edu out as well!

06 Jan 2026 20:51:33
Edu is at the game!
Well edu you have a big part in the demise of Forest!
What Marinakis saw in you we will never know!
You're nothing more than snake oil salesman!

06 Jan 2026 21:02:36
Absolute scumbag mate.

06 Jan 2026 20:03:36
But who will score the goals for us tonight? We need a striker!

06 Jan 2026 20:22:30
Nobody by the looks of things.

06 Jan 2026 20:26:30
Nobody ?.

06 Jan 2026 20:31:48
Can't see us scoring.

06 Jan 2026 20:34:15
Murillo obviously, great header??.

06 Jan 2026 20:35:07
Toothless upfront.
What edu saw in jesus I will never know!

06 Jan 2026 20:52:24
Please, Please don't ever bring Taiwo on for the inept Jesus.
We would have terrorised that team last season, as we did everyone else.
Thought we'd seen the last of this anxiety.

06 Jan 2026 21:16:18
You know it's coming. Dyche has seen him in training and thinks he's fantastic.

06 Jan 2026 22:23:31
We need someone who can play a telling ball to a striker to have a chance or two.

06 Jan 2026 20:02:43
Hope we win, Nuno gets sacked, Mr Mentalcase humbly begs him to come back to Forest, Dyche thanked for his services then Nuno reappointed as Forest manager. We win the Europa Trophy and 10th in the PL. Happy Days ? COYR.

06 Jan 2026 19:24:22
We'll be able to tell within 5 minutes if we're up for the fight tonight.
Fast and press. No passive sitting back.

06 Jan 2026 20:36:46
Created nothing in 30 minutes, need the wind to blow the ball into the net as the way we are going will be only way we get a goal, hopefully wrong and someone gets there shooting boots on.

06 Jan 2026 20:54:15
Not a chance Monty.
Stand more chance of Elvis Presley landing on the Loch Ness Mobster's nose than Forest scoring!
The elephant man could score more than this bunch!

06 Jan 2026 18:13:17
Although tonight's game has a boring 0-0 result written all over it, I'm going for a sneaky Forest goal to scrape it 0-1.

06 Jan 2026 18:49:02
I'd take 1-0 to us, Lego. We need 3 points.

06 Jan 2026 19:18:20
A win, anyway, anyhow, just bloody put a proper performance in, blood, guts and tempo?.

06 Jan 2026 19:32:35
JUST F@#£KING WIN!
(Sorry Ed! )

06 Jan 2026 17:25:59
I've got a feeling that tonight's going to be a good good night ?????
I'm going down the pub to watch
You know with real people and real ale??.

06 Jan 2026 18:13:27
Have a 00 in the 40 Bridges you know it makes sense ??dry January ?????.

06 Jan 2026 18:18:23
DTP glad you do mate At the moment I’ve got zero confidence in these players to show up, they let us down at Bournemouth, Everton, fulham, villa, etc, any racing men on here might remember a publication called timeform, it used to give a horse a number rating based on past performance, and if one was inconsistent or untrustworthy, they used to put asterisk type squiggle at the side of the number, , well if timeform were rating this lot they would definitely have a squiggle, untrustworthy and unreliable, and the manager too, he might have the infamous double squiggle after Saturdays set up, here’s hoping.

06 Jan 2026 18:22:06
Can't see your post dtp (well done eds) ????.

06 Jan 2026 18:26:21
Real people but no friends??.

06 Jan 2026 18:30:58
Hahaha Bowie how do we all sign up to exclude his posts lol ?.

06 Jan 2026 18:36:00
Don't worry winter ill go door knocking to find some ???.

06 Jan 2026 18:36:08
Yeah right i can't find the option ?.

06 Jan 2026 18:37:10
Like it Bowie ??.

06 Jan 2026 18:38:44
Winter is putting his best nail varnish on tonight
Won't be long fingers first on the buttons
Best emoji wins ???.

06 Jan 2026 18:45:01
Stevie my only concern is how dyche goes about getting a result, he worries me more than the players.

06 Jan 2026 18:45:10
Yawn?, only nail varnish i have is the one you left at mine. ?.

06 Jan 2026 18:57:35
I thought all the pubs had banned Labour lefties dtp. You won't get in ?.

06 Jan 2026 19:23:45
Lol i meant my reply below, doesn't quite fit this thread ??.

06 Jan 2026 19:24:21
Not I'll take that back, these panda pops are amazing ???.

06 Jan 2026 19:39:58
Never voted Labour in my life and never will balloons.

06 Jan 2026 15:42:15
One of the Sunderland players said that they started putting more effort in when they saw Granit Xhaka in training. He trained so hard that the others wondered why they weren't putting in the same level of effort and it was humbling. I think maybe we feel over privileged and like we belong in this league. The table will tell us otherwise. I agree tactics have been poor and we are on our 3rd manager in a short space of time.

The truth us though its time for the players to step up. Tonight more than ever. Fight for every inch. If you lose after putting it all on the line then fine, I can accept that. But if you are able to jog off that pitch after a defeat, then your hearts not in it and I feel like we're not a good match.

06 Jan 2026 13:57:50
Callum Wilson anyone?

06 Jan 2026 14:38:41
I’d take Richard Wilson at the minute, he’d probably fit in better on here as a poster though.

06 Jan 2026 15:17:08
I'd take Wilson from Castaway if it got goals!

06 Jan 2026 16:59:13
I'd take Howard Wilson. Pipe not allowed in changing room though. got to keep strict.

06 Jan 2026 17:26:41
We'll need Sgt Wilson!
COYRS!

06 Jan 2026 18:27:53
On a serious note I'm glad he's not playing against us he always causes us trouble
I'd take him till end of the season be a good impact sub imo.

06 Jan 2026 18:29:57
Woodrow?

06 Jan 2026 18:45:18
He's lost some weight, Robin.

06 Jan 2026 19:04:35
Whimpey?

06 Jan 2026 12:52:50
Oh no way not that bloody Harrington ref tonight. Remember that foul on Dominguez that he called so wrong which led to the Sunderland goal? Yes it’s him. Jeez you can’t make this crap up- he was abysmal that day. Looks like we are playing 12 again.

06 Jan 2026 16:43:17
We'll struggle against 9 men. We have been abysmal for the last few games, bar the city match.