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07 May 2024 16:27:13
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07 May 2024 15:54:25
CHO and Willy named in team of the week, great recognition, well done boys!
CARLO.

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07 May 2024 15:46:09
Appeal dismissed, suprise suprise, never going to go our way once we beat Sheffield, we would be safe then with those points back, Everton safe so really no punishment for them, if we get safe ourselves then docking points is a waste of time, i recon a better way to punish a team is a money fine amount depending on the clubs resources, bet Luton and Burnley are smiling, ony way is to get something from Chelsea or Burnley or well be ok if L and B drop any points.

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07 May 2024 14:05:25
Would definitely sign Brereton Diaz and harmer. Both look quality and would be great squad players. Like Adebayo from Luton too. Keep Tavares?

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07 May 2024 15:02:11
Hamer and Adebayo are good shouts I think Bereton Diaz has had his chance. The problem getting a striker who will knock in 10-15 a season but also be aware be iinjury free ie give us a complete season. I guess that’s asking the impossible.

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07 May 2024 15:02:51
Harmer decent Brereton no some bad blood there also showed in the way he celebrated his goal in front of our fans.

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07 May 2024 13:12:48
Who are these faceless unelected morons who have sat on their arses for weeks to finally come back to the original unjust penalty.
It oh so just stinks!
CARLO.

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07 May 2024 15:05:31
Should never have wasted time and money appealing unless we were safe. Never going to give us points back if it relegated 2 teams. Relegation always going to be decided on the pitch.

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07 May 2024 15:42:52
Cig bit of a contradiction there mate, how is it decided on the pitch if we go down because of a 4point deduction?

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07 May 2024 15:59:11
Nottingham Forest have now found out that the judge in this case was a Luton Town fan and the club are now considering their next steps.

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07 May 2024 11:23:13
So Premier league bottled it. By not giving us any points back.
Is that so they don't upset Burnley and Luton. Corrupt as he'll.

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07 May 2024 12:14:01
I was surprised we didn’t get at least a point back, especially as Everton only got 2 points for a repeat ( and much bigger) breach. But perhaps I shouldn’t have been so naive. Supposed to be an Independent tribunal but clearly not. I guess they want a nail biting finale to the season too and bottom of the League plus they want rid of us for rocking the boat this season.
I’m sure VAR and the officials will be gearing up for Burnley and Luton at the weekend.
On the plus side, we now know we have to do it the hard way. If I were Nuno i'd be using this set back to fire up the troops to play with massive ( but controlled) aggression against Chelsea and play with a cold fury at the injustice of it all! Coyr!

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07 May 2024 12:34:12
It will go down to the Burnley game couldn't see man city getting a point against Chelsea at the minute the way there playing a premier League dream to see everything go down to the last day dodgy f-----s.

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07 May 2024 12:34:49
Prem and the fa see the relegation battle more exciting than the top, cheating city and co. All eyes on us for the next two weeks. Love us to one over Chelsea and shove the comments down those washed up x footballers come pundits throats.

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07 May 2024 12:40:40
They don’t care who goes down stokey but they’re hell bent on creating their over the top coverage of final day jeopardy, giving us points back would mean there is no last day relegation jeopardy and there is just no way sky will allow that to happen, the PL and the FA will have Been pulled into line by sky - 100%.

I honestly don’t think they care who goes down it’s all about creating the drama on the last game.

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07 May 2024 12:45:14
Very well put Stokey! I’m glad you had posted before me, because my post may well have been more asterisks than words! Independent my ‘arris!

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07 May 2024 14:25:38
I actually never thought that 2 Stars, very good point, as long as they get the punters glued to it.

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07 May 2024 16:17:28
We need to take that away from them and deliver a stunning result against Chelsea stuff Luton and Burnley if they're where they are they're not good enough end of if we fail then we can blame the club for their bad management.

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07 May 2024 11:11:32
We failed in our points deduction but at least we now know what we have to do.

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07 May 2024 10:55:14
Points appeal failed 🎈.

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06 May 2024 23:24:11
Just a quick general observation before bed here which has been on my mind for a while. With all the time and money invested in professional players' development in the modern game - surely players can be coached and become proficient at kicking a ball equally well with both feet nowadays?! CHO springs to mind along with others.

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07 May 2024 05:37:46
Well you certainly can't. ( Only beacause i know you like a good laugh at yourself buddy ) 🤣🎈.

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07 May 2024 10:40:36
I really put my foot in it with that post Balloons.

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07 May 2024 10:51:36
Well their you have it, no points back. They could have been more vindictive, so I am glad of there generosity. How wonderful it is that we hAve such an fair unbiased group on the committee who play it straight down the middle. Skin really to football's highest authority in Switzerland, and look what happened to them.
But if we infringed the rules, we asked for punishment, like all the other clubs who have not yet been disclosed, (ooops should not have said that), what the hell.
A draw with Chelsea will do.

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07 May 2024 11:05:58
Looks like we’ve lost the appeal, so no points back. Well we’ll have to carry on and do it on the pitch.

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06 May 2024 21:54:28
How many times did Murillo save our bacon on Saturday. A display that maybe saved us from defeat and almost certain relegation. No way can we sell this young player who will captain his own country one day.

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06 May 2024 22:15:27
He's saved our bacon more than just one game
Remember the magnificent header off the line recently?
Just class.

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06 May 2024 22:20:34
Great player works a 110 percent greater things to come from the lad.

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06 May 2024 22:31:00
Brilliant game, but i think sels needs a shout out on the game also.

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06 May 2024 22:34:09
Well, we have signed one good player recently - probably more out of luck than judgement given our lacklustre recruitment team. Thanks for sharing Doc.

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06 May 2024 22:45:07
To be fair murrillo is doing what he’s paid for, pity a few more don’t.

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06 May 2024 22:46:39
Definitely my player of the season.

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06 May 2024 23:19:43
He's total class gazza
But not good enough for balloons 😁🤣🤣.

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07 May 2024 05:39:08
Nothing is!
😆😆😆😆.

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07 May 2024 05:40:10
Jesus Christ let it go 79. Try coffee for a change 🤪 🎈.

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06 May 2024 21:22:47
Bowle, just read through and saw your response.
Listen pal, I don’t think anyone would take the piss out of your spelling, wouldn’t even take the piss out of what you say - unlike our Stella mate 🤣.

I can guarantee you I only ever respond to you with sincerity and would never take the piss out of spelling, missing words or anything - if you read my posts you’ll see a word missing or a spelling mistake in everyone. Only stokey is a master - rest of us just muddle through mate👍.

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06 May 2024 22:23:39
2stars you speak for yourself mate, i can ‘ muddle through’ in 3 languages,

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06 May 2024 22:32:10
Bless ya cheers 2stars 👍.

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06 May 2024 22:36:59
I'm a genius too Stevie. Feels great - doesn't it!

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06 May 2024 22:46:09
I would 2stars and he knows it. 🤣🤣🎈.

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06 May 2024 23:11:23
Legless genius status is all relative mate, while skegs is around I’ll always feel like one 😂.

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06 May 2024 23:33:37
Same old crap
Nothing to do with forest unless balloons is telling us how crap we are, from a afar.

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06 May 2024 23:52:47
You can't even get an emoji right balloons 🤣🙈.

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07 May 2024 05:43:04
Oh dear there were a few bad trips had last night. Black coffee doing the rounds again this morning boys 😁🎈.

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07 May 2024 06:29:35
🤔 look at u lads all up late on a school night what was it yesterday benefits payment day 🤣 thought you'd all nip to the offie and get a few cans of kestrel superstrengh call to see derbyreds mate on way there mates rates to get some of the old wacky baccy so you can stay up and talk crap all night 🤣🤣.

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07 May 2024 12:28:54
Surely the vast majority of posters on here appreciate Bowie for the sheer honesty and passion he shows without worrying too much about the spelling? I know I do!
Anyway, as Melvyn Bragg once said English is such a tart of a language it evolves constantly, nicks the best bits of other languages and is not too fussy about spelling and punctuation. Have a look at Jack Kerouac s “On the Road” written at breakneck speed fuelled by Benzadrine and whiskey. Still a classic! Words also change in meaning so “nice” nowadays means pleasant but 200 years ago it meant pernickety or fussy.
Anyway, Bowie mate ask your lovely lady how she spells “colour” “or color “ as an American. It’s different but who cares we all understand. Or “through “ to us means to pass through something but when an American says “it’s through “ it means it over.
As I've said before Old English is largely meaningless to us when you first read it but eventually you understand it. Read aloud it sounds distinctly Geordie so you keep posting mate. Your spelling could be the correct one in 5, 10, 100 or 500 years, who knows. Your name might appear in the Oxford English Dictionary as the original inventor of a word mate! 👍👍👏🏻👏🏻.

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07 May 2024 13:20:44
Murillo will be hard to hold onto unless we offer him a repackaged deal ( which we probably can't afford). Sels has been great and would be happy to have him as our no 1. Get rid of Turner and vlaco. Find a decent young no 2. Keep neco, aini, toffs, niahkate, omobamidele, Murillo, boly, MGW, Elanga, CHO, Awoniyi, Wood. Thoughts on Tavares? Could we get him cheap on a permanent? Give Ribeiro more time. Get rid of origi, montiel, Reyna, Kouyate, Sangare, ARTER (PRICK). Unsure on Dominguez and worrall.

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07 May 2024 15:33:30
Bowie is already listed in the Oxford English Dictionary, Stokie, just looked it up.

BOWIE.
Adjective
1.
containing or relating to alcohol.
"Vodka is his favourite alcohol
2.
affected with alcoholism.
"his alcoholic mate Jimmy 5 bellies was the cause of his anxiety"
Noun.
a person affected with alcoholism.
Simular.
heavy/ hard/ serious drinker
problem drinker
alcohol-abuse
Nottingham forest fan
🤣🤣🤣🤣 ya know I luv ya buddy 🎈.

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07 May 2024 16:02:09
Thank you stokey mate. I tell the wife it's lazy English 🤣🤣 as for you balloons 🎈. Report to my office. 🤣🤣 btw that's not orifice.

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06 May 2024 21:16:21
Glasner getting a real tune out of Palace now. He was my choice for our managerial vacancy as well as Lopetegui but the latter knew about our FFP problems. However Glasner still wanted the job. Instead we chose Nuno and the rest is history.

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06 May 2024 17:55:06
Stella, how do I get your number mate? I’m after a bit of local knowledge. I know how busy balloons is but thought you’d do!

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06 May 2024 21:05:26
Don't know mate can't put it on after last time and balloons busy 🤣🤣 drinking beer in the beer gardens every day 🤣.

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06 May 2024 21:25:47
Busy sleeping 2stars can I help you with anything mate. Skegs will be getting ready for corrie 👍🎈.

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06 May 2024 21:58:56
Just dial fester 2 star.

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06 May 2024 22:07:41
🤣🤣🤣 balloons he wants to know all the names of the donkeys on the beach see if any are the ones Stevie has gave him in past tips 🤣🤣.

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06 May 2024 22:33:32
DTPs on the old ub40 again you dipping your dummy in it ready for beddy byes 🤣🤣.

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06 May 2024 22:36:04
Seven days a week running tomorrow skeggs.

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06 May 2024 22:55:01
My favorite skegness donkey is called Ilkeston, you the the grey ugly one 🤣🎈.

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06 May 2024 23:16:03
I haven't got one balloons stopped frequenting the place years ago
Might have been the smell?
Or the arcades?
Or the fake goods?

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07 May 2024 05:49:32
I'm the same with Benidorm 79. Dodging all the mobility scooters, Full English breakfast pizza don't do it for me and my idea of entertainment rises above Karaoke and Sticky Vicky 😁🎈.

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06 May 2024 14:01:46
Ryan says if things turn out OK he, ll dive into the Trent, l, d advise him against it because the river is like some posters on here, its full of Sh—
CARLO.

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06 May 2024 14:15:18
🤣🤣🤣 great post carlo.

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06 May 2024 14:16:36
He'd probably miss Carlo 🤣🎈.

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06 May 2024 15:27:37
VAR WOULD STEP IN DON'T WORRY 🤣🤣🤣.

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06 May 2024 16:09:17
Thanks for comments Skeg, some of us are just born witty and charismatic.
CARLO.

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06 May 2024 17:14:00
Reckon he meant you Jay 🤣🤪😂.

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06 May 2024 17:34:25
Calm down and carry on carlo son.

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06 May 2024 17:49:10
Definitely Carlo a few on here could learn a lot from us 😉🤣🤣.

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06 May 2024 17:52:15
Haha balloons…. as ever mate you simply deliver the post of the day!

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06 May 2024 18:43:52
Whoo Matron!
CARLO.

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06 May 2024 19:00:07
Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it in for me!
CARLO.

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06 May 2024 19:22:32
Carlo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍.

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06 May 2024 19:26:45
Cheers 2stars 🤣🤣🎈.

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06 May 2024 20:10:35
Skegs I already know how to drink 😂.

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06 May 2024 21:04:55
Like you said carlo some of us are born full of it
Your overloaded with it.

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06 May 2024 21:06:17
Stevie are you sure drinking shandy isn't really drinking his it 🤣🤣.

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06 May 2024 22:11:54
Skegs😂.

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06 May 2024 22:45:45
Stevie he only drinks a girls drink anyways and then trys to brag about it
Stellaskeggs?
Is that boy band?

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06 May 2024 23:12:48
DTP that’s when he can find the boozer😂.

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07 May 2024 08:28:22
Ladies drink DTP I don't sit there with a bottle of Shiraz in a tall ladies glass wearing make up skirt and high heels that's you mate 🤣🤣🤣.

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